Dont Be Scared [Archive] - RiverRacer.Net

hot_diggity_dog

01-05-2004, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Why is it HB members are so scared to tell these 3 people to F@@@ OFF.
They have nothing nice to say, they put down people and they think their word is RIGHT.
YOU ALL know who im talking about......
So bring it
JORDY
CUZ YOU ARE ONE
Since you named number one, how about the next two!
HDD:cool:

superdave013

01-05-2004, 07:40 AM

Originally posted by hot_diggity_dog
Since you named number one, how about the next two!
HDD:cool:
must be to scared :)

superdave013

01-05-2004, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by v-drive
only three? I was thinking Jordy wasn't so bad. I pretty much was thinking infomaniac was the leader. v-drive :D
I have never seen Info slam anyone unless slammed first. Even then I think he keeps a pretty even keel.

Jordy

01-05-2004, 07:47 AM

:rolleyes:

JetBoatRich

01-05-2004, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by superdave013
I have never seen Info slam anyone unless slammed first. Even then I think he keeps a pretty even keel.
I would have to disagree with that:mad:
I will not go into details
I would have resolved in the background if possible. Some people can do that for some reason and keep going instaead of moving on because of something said two years ago.
No big deal, Happy New Year all:D

MagicMtnDan

01-05-2004, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by jordanpaulk
I've said it before, but you really do need to get a life ****tard. :rolleyes:
Here's my impression of Kilroy:
Fords are cool. Everything else sucks... huh, huh huh.
Through transom exhaust will give you 50 mph more top end... huh, huh, huh.
My wife has boobs... huh, huh, huh.
You don't even know how you use the quote function and you want to talk shit?
http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/awayfromme.jpg
OUCH! Come to think of it, Kilrtoy is very cranky these days - what's up with that?

twistedpair

01-05-2004, 08:15 AM

Cabin Fever raises it's ugly head........
There is a feature in your control panel called an 'Ignore List', if you don't want to hear what some people have to say, I suggest you use it. This annual winter in-fighting is getting old.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Jordy

01-05-2004, 08:16 AM

Very well put Gordie. :D

twistedpair

01-05-2004, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by jordanpaulk
Very well put Gordie. :D
I do what I can!:)

MRS FLYIN VEE

01-05-2004, 09:58 AM

I think i would be in there somewhere.. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

JetBoatRich

01-05-2004, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
I think i would be in there somewhere.. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
Sorry I was ignoring you, say it again:(

MRS FLYIN VEE

01-05-2004, 10:03 AM

I SAID i THINK I WOULD BE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.. oh i was yelling sorry.. didn't know i had it in me ( to yell that is).. and how dare you ignore me! :D :D :D

HOSS

01-05-2004, 10:05 AM

I agree with you jordy. You haven`t really been constent on here for about 2 years now. Must be working. I know how it is because I too once had a life. Retirement sucks. So does the wagon although getting alot easier. Info has been damn good with info. Really. I think most of the bullshit has gone away. Or at least stays here in the sandbar. I just want to order the new t-shirts and stickers for OP6C! **** Dave, there are a few guys that want stickers down here for their trucks. Wanna start a Chapter down here?:D :p

mirvin

01-05-2004, 11:17 AM

Um, Jordy seems like a punk to me, might be his avatar, or maybe he's got friends in high places.;)
Maybe it's cuz he stole my trademarked "****tard" insult!!!:D
Mirv:cool:

miller19j

01-05-2004, 12:49 PM

Besides being the biggest Cockblocker and a Cross Dresser Jordy is a pretty good guy. :D

HOSS

01-05-2004, 12:55 PM

lmao:D

mirvin

01-05-2004, 12:56 PM

Hoss where the hell ya been?
Oh yeah, **** you Hoss:D
Mirv;)

DogHouse

01-05-2004, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by mirvin
Um, Jordy seems like a punk to me, might be his avatar, or maybe he's got friends in high places.;)
Nah, it's because he really is a punk! ;)
He's usually just uptight because he had to spend so much $$$ on that Durasmack to make it outrun a stock Cummins HO. :p
Yeah, yeah, I know, now you're gonna drive all the way up to Cave Creek and beat up on my slow (and bone-stock) Dodge. It's ok, if you make the effort, I'll even buy ya a beer when you're done!
:D

miller19j

01-05-2004, 01:10 PM

Hmmmm..Kilrtoy is awfully quiet

Boozer

01-05-2004, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by miller19j
Hmmmm..Kilrtoy is awfully quiet
That's because he's gaggin on my c*ck right now. It was lunch time and he was hungry. Didn't have enough for the taco truck so I offered him a protein shake. He gladly accepted.

JetBoatRich

01-05-2004, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by miller19j
Hmmmm..Kilrtoy is awfully quiet
You know he won't be quiet long:eek:

mirvin

01-05-2004, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by Boozer
That's because he's gaggin on my c*ck right now. It was lunch time and he was hungry. Didn't have enough for the taco truck so I offered him a protein shake. He gladly accepted.
Dang. Jordy, everyone knows that's you parading around as Boozer.;)

Mandelon

01-05-2004, 02:02 PM

Kilrtoy, who are the other ones?? Inquiring minds (nosy people) want to know.......:p
Is that multiple personality victim Boozer on the list? :D

miller19j

01-05-2004, 02:52 PM

Hey Dave,
**** Off! :D

Jbb

01-05-2004, 02:57 PM

RD Sux.......lol.......:D

mirvin

01-05-2004, 02:57 PM

dang.:eek!:

SCUBA STEVE

01-05-2004, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by RiverDave
See what I mean? :D :D
Hey Miller I got a bottle of Scotch you can stick right up your pretentious grape squashin ass!!
RD :D
Lmfao, Dave. :D I think Brad might enjoy that too much though. :D :cool:

mirvin

01-05-2004, 03:00 PM

Look fella's, I think we've gotten off track here. Where the hell is Kilrtoy and Jordy!!:D :D
Let's get it on;)

SCUBA STEVE

01-05-2004, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by mirvin
Look fella's, I think we've gotten off track here. Where the hell is Kilrtoy and Jordy!!:D :D
Let's get it on;)
They might be getting their material ready for tonight. This gives me time to get home and get the popcorn going. :D ;)
Knowing both these cats personally, it should be a good battle.
They both have some photo shop skills, they both are post whores, & they are both are gay, ......j/k :D. (scuba wants none of this fight) :eek:

ROZ

01-05-2004, 03:13 PM

Alright the suspense iS KILLING ME!!!! Who are the other 2? :D :confused:

mirvin

01-05-2004, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by SCUBA STEVE
They might be getting their material ready for tonight. This gives me time to get home and get the popcorn going. :D ;)
Knowing both these cats personally, it should be a good one battle.
They both have some photo shop skills, they both are post whores, & they are both are gay, ......j/k :D. (scuba wants none of this fight) :eek:
That's good funny Scuba:D I'm there. I usually don't get on at night but I make make an exception for this one. Funny thing is that I see both 'em posting on other threads:( :(
Mirv:cool:

SCUBA STEVE

01-05-2004, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by ROZ
Alright the suspense iS KILLING ME!!!! Who are the other 2? :D :confused:
I know, I know, I know...... I know it isnt me. :D

mirvin

01-05-2004, 03:16 PM

Maybe we need a "Who are the other two" thread. Everyone can make their guess and when Kilr reveals the answer we can see who wins

Jordy

01-05-2004, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by SCUBA STEVE
They might be getting their material ready for tonight. This gives me time to get home and get the popcorn going. :D ;)
I've said all I'm going to say. In fact, I've actually wasted more energy on this chump than I should have because this kind of shit is a total waste of time. :rolleyes:
I'm curious who the other two are as well. You know Kilroy is so insightful this could be kind of interesting. :rolleyes:
Oh yeah, Fords Suck... huh, huh, huh.... :p

Jbb

01-05-2004, 03:18 PM

The other one is me...I just know it ..Its the Avatar ...Isn't it!?

topless

01-05-2004, 03:18 PM

I'm kind of thinking one is me. (he's a little jealous ;) )

SCUBA STEVE

01-05-2004, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by JETBOAT BRIAN
The other one is me...I just know it ..Its the Avatar ...Isn't it!?
That avatar is fricken ugly! :yuk: ;)

Jordy

01-05-2004, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by RiverDave
My guesses (leading contestants) for the other 2 on Kilrtoys list...
Magic Mountain Dan
Havasu Hangin
RiverDave
Jetboat Rich
Boozer
RiverToys Jason
and I gotta throw Jetboat Brian on there for good measure.
I think it would be someone more along the lines of Catmando, AzDon or his puppet of a son (not)Over18.
Oh and RD, **** off. ;) :D

SCUBA STEVE

01-05-2004, 03:24 PM

LMFAO RD. I know when to stay out of shiznitz....
If I were a betting man, I would have to say MMD would be one of them.

mbrown2

01-05-2004, 03:26 PM

My guess for the other two would be:
Kilrtoy and HH...
...and I never have seen Info be an A-hole in his posting responses; however, I have seen many question his abilities all the while they did not even know their own $hit...

SCUBA STEVE

01-05-2004, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by Knuckle head
Magic Mountain Dan
Havasu Hangin
RiverDave
Jetboat Rich
Boozer
RiverToys Jason
All 6 of you can
F*@k off
There I said it and I am not scared :eek: :D :eek:
Damn KH, your feeling brave today. Is that what a week of dirt bike ridding does to you? :D :cool:

LASERRAY

01-05-2004, 03:31 PM

The Other Two?
Gotta be Topless and Tom Brown.:rolleyes:
Or, It could be me:D

Infomaniac

01-05-2004, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
I would have to disagree with that:mad:
I will not go into details
I would have resolved in the background if possible. Some people can do that for some reason and keep going instaead of moving on because of something said two years ago.
No big deal, Happy New Year all:D
Wow, I think my feelings have just been stepped on. :( :(
If I have unresolved issues with anyone that can be corrected. Send me a PM.

superdave013

01-05-2004, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by RiverDave
I wouldn't even think that Info would make the list.. I've always seen him pretty much the same as SuperDave.. Even Keeled I guess one would say.
RD
Hey Dave, **** OFF! :D

superdave013

01-05-2004, 03:40 PM

you guys wanna kow who the other 2 are??
This is what I think......
Who the **** cares! lol
But on the other hand it must be Jordy and his pal Jordy and his side kick, (you guessed it) Jordy. LMAO

MagicMtnDan

01-05-2004, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by RiverDave
Pussy... :D j/k
Seriously though, what if you were one of the people on the list?
It sais 3 people that the members are "scared" to tell **** off and lists Jordy as one of them..
Anyone want to take a guess at who the other 2 are?
I was originally thinking I probably wouldn't be on the list becuase people certainly have historically told me to **** off.. but then people have told Jordy to **** off as well... so I'm thinking I might be one of the two left. :(
My guesses (leading contestants) for the other 2 on Kilrtoys list...
Magic Mountain Dan
Havasu Hangin
RiverDave
Jetboat Rich
Boozer
RiverToys Jason
and I gotta throw Jetboat Brian on there for good measure.
I wouldn't even think that Info would make the list.. I've always seen him pretty much the same as SuperDave.. Even Keeled I guess one would say.
RD
I might be surprised but if it was me. Well, maybe not - I did argue with him about Ford vs. Chevy stuff (just because) and I did tell him he bought the most "dangerous" pickup truck for his wife (based on crash testing/ratings) but I do think his wife's got a nice rack and he seems to like it when we compliment her rack...
And f-off RD for even thinking it could be me! :D
Hey, who wants to kick RD in the junk? :confused:

MagicMtnDan

01-05-2004, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by RiverDave
Well we certainly have shown that people aren't afraid to tell me to kick rocks... LOL :D
Incidentally to all those that told me to **** off, F' Off yourself!!
Kilrtoy, stop being such a panzi.. name the other 2 already!!
Or atleast give us a hint.
I.E. Does his name start with "M" and end with "agic mountain Dan?" :D
RD
There you go again! F-off RD! :D

Jordy

01-05-2004, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by superdave013
But on the other hand it must be Jordy and his pal Jordy and his side kick, (you guessed it) Jordy. LMAO
That's funny. :D :D :D

miller19j

01-05-2004, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by RiverDave
Hey Miller I got a bottle of Scotch you can stick right up your pretentious grape squashin ass!!
RD :D
pretentious grape squashin ass..Huh! Bring it on Chump! :D ;)

miller19j

01-05-2004, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by RiverDave
That's Millers dealio... He's always out squashin grapes, and he has some weird obsession with my junk.. So I'm thinking he'd like to squash my grapes or something.. ;)
RD <--- kinda weirded out by the whole thing to be honest. :D Ok now you are starting to scare me! :eek:

Tom Brown

01-05-2004, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Why is it HB members are so scared to tell these 3 people to F@@@ OFF.
Hey Kilr... F@@@ OFF.
Thanks. I had been looking for the courage to do that for quite some time. :D

Jordy

01-05-2004, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Hey Kilr... F@@@ OFF.
Thanks. I had been looking for the courage to do that for quite some time. :D
Hey Tom, you really can say **** on here. :D

topless

01-05-2004, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Hey Kilr... F@@@ OFF.
Thanks. I had been looking for the courage to do that for quite some time. :D Thats why I love you Tom...........:)

Infomaniac

01-05-2004, 03:55 PM

Tom - you are going to blow an "O" ring if you keep grunting that hard.
Relax man.

Tom Brown

01-05-2004, 04:00 PM

Info, now that you mention it, work has been a little stressful lately. :(

HighRoller

01-05-2004, 04:04 PM

I think Kilr is still busy taking some more pics of the old lady. He must be so proud of her, showing off her knockers to thousands of horny guys. BTW, where does the "kick RD in the junk" line start? I don't have a problem with him but it would be fun nonetheless!

miller19j

01-05-2004, 04:08 PM

See Dave DD and I are not the only ones! As a matter of fact I think that it would be a pretty long line :D ;)

Tom Brown

01-05-2004, 04:09 PM

Nice, Dave. :D
Don King couldn't have played this bout out any better.

Jordy

01-05-2004, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by miller19j
See Dave DD and I are not the only ones! As a matter of fact I think that it would be a pretty long line :D ;)
Do we have to pay per kick or is it a time limit thing, like all the kicks you can get in a minute or so? :D

MagicMtnDan

01-05-2004, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by jordanpaulk
Hey Tom, you really can say **** on here. :D
Yeah, you can't show tits or beav but the F-word is A-OK! :confused:
But you can squirt out some ass-Kisses and that's OK too :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=2323&dateline=1073263849 http://www.***boat.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=2323&dateline=1073263849 http://www.***boat.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=2323&dateline=1073263849 http://www.***boat.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=2323&dateline=1073263849 http://www.***boat.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=2323&dateline=1073263849 http://www.***boat.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=2323&dateline=1073263849 http://www.***boat.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=2323&dateline=1073263849

miller19j

01-05-2004, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by jordanpaulk
Do we have to pay per kick or is it a time limit thing, like all the kicks you can get in a minute or so? :D Its like a game at the Fair 3 Kicks for a dollar and if you make him drop his beer you get a stuffed animal. :D

Jordy

01-05-2004, 04:15 PM

Sweet!!!! :D

HighRoller

01-05-2004, 04:17 PM

I thought it was like the giant hammer game. If you can kick his balls far enough up into his throat his face will light up!!!

miller19j

01-05-2004, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by HighRoller
I thought it was like the giant hammer game. If you can kick his balls far enough up into his throat his face will light up!!! If you can do that you get the giant stuffed animal :D

miller19j

01-05-2004, 04:32 PM

I think that we may have strayed a little off topic :D

LUVNLIFE

01-05-2004, 05:19 PM

This is great, I've got alot of cold beer and this should go on for awhile. Looks like I'll have a hangover tomarrow.;)

likwidsukr

01-05-2004, 05:38 PM

Uh hello what did I miss?
WTF :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

Boozer

01-05-2004, 05:40 PM

So WTF?!?!?!?

likwidsukr

01-05-2004, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by Boozer
So WTF?!?!?!?
So WTF WTF????:confused:

MRS FLYIN VEE

01-05-2004, 06:07 PM

so wtf wtf wtf??? :D :D :D

MagicMtnDan

01-05-2004, 06:27 PM

Who wants to see Jordy kick Kilrtoy in the junk?
http://www.progressivetacticalsystems.com/womensselfd2.jpg

JetBoatRich

01-05-2004, 06:27 PM

WTF?
who said what to who:confused:

LUVNLIFE

01-05-2004, 06:30 PM

We are still waiting for fireworks Rich.;)

JetBoatRich

01-05-2004, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by LUVNLIFE
We are still waiting for fireworks Rich.;)
I know it is my fault:( you know that after what i told you and Jen last Friday:eek:

Boozer

01-05-2004, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
Who wants to see Jordy kick Kilrtoy in the junk?
http://www.progressivetacticalsystems.com/womensselfd2.jpg
You think he maintained his erection after that happened?

LASERRAY

01-05-2004, 07:07 PM

Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
Who wants to see Jordy kick Kilrtoy in the junk?
http://www.progressivetacticalsystems.com/womensselfd2.jpg Looks like an old MENUDO video!:D :D

Boozer

01-05-2004, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Looks like an old MENUDO video!:D :D
LMFAO :D :D
Wasn't Ricki Martin in Menudo?

LASERRAY

01-05-2004, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by Boozer
You think he maintained his erection after that happened? And ironically enough, doesn't the guys tat look like JORDY'S Avatar?:D :D :D :rolleyes:

Kachina26

01-05-2004, 07:16 PM

4 pages and I don't get to find out who the other 2 guys I need to be afraid of are? Bogus!

LASERRAY

01-05-2004, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by Boozer
LMFAO :D :D
Wasn't Ricki Martin in Menudo? Ci amigo!:D

HOSS

01-05-2004, 07:40 PM

I just inserted a TUCK.
YUCK:yuk:

JetBoatRich

01-05-2004, 08:49 PM

I ain't scared, but sooner or later already:yuk:

Jordy

01-05-2004, 08:50 PM

I'd say the sooner opportunity has already passed... :rolleyes: :sleeping: :sleeping:

Mrs. Kilrtoy

01-05-2004, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by jordanpaulk
I'd say the sooner opportunity has already passed... :rolleyes: :sleeping: :sleeping:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

JetBoatRich

01-05-2004, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by titties and beer
4 MORE TO 1000:D :D
have to like these threads that help your count towards a 1000

LASERRAY

01-05-2004, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by titties and beer
YES :D I expect a decent 1000th post out of you!:D

Dr. Eagle

01-05-2004, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by twistedpair
Cabin Fever raises it's ugly head........
There is a feature in your control panel called an 'Ignore List', if you don't want to hear what some people have to say, I suggest you use it. This annual winter in-fighting is getting old.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Guess the "who;s ready for summer" theme should have been an indicator...
:D

MRS FLYIN VEE

01-05-2004, 09:15 PM

so where has his little ho been.. has anyone seen her??:D ;)

mbrown2

01-05-2004, 09:16 PM

Gone like Phat Kat and Mrs 909???

MRS FLYIN VEE

01-05-2004, 09:18 PM

909 is else where and phat cat well i don't know.. :D

LASERRAY

01-05-2004, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
so where has his little ho been.. has anyone seen her??:D ;) She hasn't been around much ever since RD kicked her in the junk!:D

MRS FLYIN VEE

01-05-2004, 09:19 PM

LMAO!! :D

Havasu Hangin'

01-05-2004, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by mbrown2
Gone like Phat Kat and Mrs 909???
No, those were real people.
It's gotta get old playing a lie....
...speaking of which...where's Jazzy Jes?

mbrown2

01-05-2004, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
909 is else where and phat cat well i don't know.. :D
Yeah, I know she is on other sites, but never came back here....too bad though....HB's loss

Rexone

01-05-2004, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
so where has his little ho been.. has anyone seen her??:D ;)
I heard she checked into the JazzyJez retirement home

MRS FLYIN VEE

01-05-2004, 09:21 PM

MRS FLYIN VEE

01-05-2004, 09:21 PM

Originally posted by Rexone
I heard she checked into the JazzyJez retirement home
so does this mean.. i got mad at someone else and didn't know it? LOL!! :D :D

mbrown2

01-05-2004, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
No, those were real people.
It's gotta get old playing a lie....
...speaking of which...where's Jazzy Jes?
I was speaking of Kilr...not Mrs Kilr

Havasu Hangin'

01-05-2004, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by mbrown2
I was speaking of Kilr...not Mrs Kilr
I thought you were talking about sammij...errrr...hislittleho.

MRS FLYIN VEE

01-05-2004, 09:26 PM

so i had it in for samijoe or whatever her name was.. :confused:
ahhhh i'm so confused..

LASERRAY

01-05-2004, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
I thought you were talking about sammij...errrr...hislittleho. LOL!!!:D

Havasu Hangin'

01-05-2004, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
so i had it in for samijoe or whatever her name was..
The first clue is how much time they talk about (real) boating...
...when they dodge details...dodge them, I always say.

MRS FLYIN VEE

01-05-2004, 09:32 PM

does this mean i'm getting retired.. is this a boating site? LOL!! :D

AzDon

01-05-2004, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by jordanpaulk
I think it would be someone more along the lines of Catmando, AzDon or his puppet of a son (not)Over18.
Oh and RD, **** off. ;) :D
Jordy- Your'e a legend in your own mind- but really you come across as vulgar and unimaginative, without any thoughtful content. If you're even a real person, you're probably one of those knowitall jetboat fags. I just think you're the voice of Satan...**** OFF!!
And when those of us that are the voice of reason in a harsh world go somewhere else, who will still be here to support the other side of an intelligent discussion?? I provide a service here Jordy- What do you provide??

Havasu Hangin'

01-05-2004, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
does this mean i'm getting retired..
No, you usually get your "one boating comment minimum" in each day...
....and you actually have a boat.

MRS FLYIN VEE

01-05-2004, 09:40 PM

don't forget T an A does that count..????? LMAO!! :D :D

Havasu Hangin'

01-05-2004, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
don't forget T an A does that count..?
I don't know about you, but that's part of my boating. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/1/happy06.gif

Dr. Eagle

01-05-2004, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
don't forget T an A does that count..????? LMAO!! :D :D
T and A is what life is all about........not just boating........you just get a little more "exposed" to it...
:D

honkey1

01-05-2004, 10:54 PM

Damn I missed alot!!!!!!!!!!
I love a good internet ass kickin
But not as much as an internet ass lickin:D

MagicMtnDan

01-05-2004, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by AzDon
Jordy- Your'e a legend in your own mind- but really you come across as vulgar and unimaginative, without any thoughtful content. If you're even a real person, you're probably one of those knowitall jetboat fags. I just think you're the voice of Satan...**** OFF!!
And when those of us that are the voice of reason in a harsh world go somewhere else, who will still be here to support the other side of an intelligent discussion?? I provide a service here Jordy- What do you provide??
Hey Clone's Daddy, I've got a service you can provide...
http://www.yakresearch.com/gifs/psychopig/psychobiteme.JPG
If you think you're the "voice of reason" and you "support the other side of an intelligent discussion" you need a reality check.

Kilrtoy

01-05-2004, 11:21 PM

I will keep this short and as simple as possible, so that JORDY can follow without referring to a dictionary.
He puts everyone down, he degrades almost everyones opinions on this site. He starts shit with everyone for no reason. Then this self professed leader of the free world, decided to **** with me. Maybe if you learned how to talk to people and did so in such a manner without trying to make them look like complete dumbass's, you might be an alright guy.
Yes you do know alot, but you are also wrong alot too. Stop thinking you are all that, CUZ YOU ARE FAR FROM IT.
As far as starting with my wife she doesnt even come on here, so leave that shit alone. Yes she knows every pic that is up here and no she is not an attention *****.
As far as you not being here, this place is alot better without you. Grow up and lose the napolean complex. The worst part about it is, your not even short. I dont hide behind a screen and act tuff. I never said I was nor do I ever try to be.
Yes, I am sick and tired of you trying to punk everyone on here and enough is enough. JUST GO AWAY.
2 ands 3 in no order
HOSS and TOPLESS, to which I have spoken with Topless and as far as I know all is cool, we still play with each other.
Hoss has greatly changed for the better after his wart incident and now that he is on the wagon.
And to the ****ING ASS on here that posted that shit and called themselves my wife, **** OFF ASSHOLE.

Kilrtoy

01-05-2004, 11:45 PM

Sorry it took so long to get back on here. That thing I have called a job forced me to be there all day....

Mandelon

01-05-2004, 11:49 PM

Oh.

topless

01-05-2004, 11:53 PM

YEAH!!!!! I'm in the top 3. My parents will be soooooo proud!

Mandelon

01-05-2004, 11:59 PM

If we had a threesome you could be on top. ;)

topless

01-06-2004, 12:05 AM

So whos in the middle and who's on the bottom?????:confused:

Faster Daddy

01-06-2004, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Sorry it took so long to get back on here. That thing I have called a job forced me to be there all day....
Thats great news! most people thought you were just too scared :eek:

JetBoatRich

01-06-2004, 06:34 AM

Looks like you two are on the road to making up:( pnce all is settled what will we talk about then:mad:
Back to shooting the bull and boating subjets I guess:wink:
Good luck Jordy and Kilrtoy on the quick recovery:rolleyes:
LOL

HOSS

01-06-2004, 06:40 AM

:cool:

MagicMtnDan

01-06-2004, 06:49 AM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
2 ands 3 in no order
HOSS and TOPLESS, to which I have spoken with Topless and as far as I know all is cool, we still play with each other.
Hoss has greatly changed for the better after his wart incident and now that he is on the wagon.
Phew! RD had me all "worried" that I was in the top 3. Maybe I shouldn't feel so relieved - I'm probably #4. Hey, is being on the list a good thing? :confused:
http://www.gov.pe.ca/christmas/list/list.jpg

HOSS

01-06-2004, 06:51 AM

Jordy, HOSS, and topless? Why would someone be afraid of me? I don`t mess with anybody. I like joking around. And around.
But in all seriousness don`t mess with me or I`ll stick that penis cactus (you saw the pic) in your butt and urinate in your shoe.

HOSS

01-06-2004, 06:55 AM

THERE AIN`T NO GOD DAMN WART!
lol

MagicMtnDan

01-06-2004, 07:20 AM

Originally posted by mirvin
Um, Jordy seems like a punk to me, might be his avatar, or maybe he's got friends in high places.;)
Maybe it's cuz he stole my trademarked "****tard" insult!!!:D
Mirv:cool:
Seems like someone else on the Web has used it and even has a pic...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:LVd_2oRXxhAC:65.90.209.78/vit0/****tard.jpg

Jordy

01-06-2004, 07:29 AM

Originally posted by AzDon
Jordy- Your'e a legend in your own mind- but really you come across as vulgar and unimaginative, without any thoughtful content.
Dammit Don, I think that's the most thought provoking original thing you've ever said. Aside from that, vulgar, perhaps, unimaginative and without any thoughtful content? Have ya looked in the mirror? Wait, your job title is pretty imaginiative as is that little puppet you wear around on your right arm so you can still have your left wing. Don't you find it odd to have to stick your hand up your 16 year old puppets' ass to make his mouth move?
If you're even a real person, you're probably one of those knowitall jetboat fags. I just think you're the voice of Satan...**** OFF!!
I'm just a figment of your imagination Don. Voice of Satan? That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. ;) :D
And when those of us that are the voice of reason in a harsh world go somewhere else, who will still be here to support the other side of an intelligent discussion??
You and your puppet could leave here and noboby would notice. You don't see anyone missing that other jackoff Catmando do ya? Put yourself in that same category. You, voice of reason? You're ****ing kidding right? :confused:
I provide a service here Jordy- What do you provide??
The only service you and your puppet provide is comic relief. I do believe you're taking yourself far too seriously. :rolleyes:

MagicMtnDan

01-06-2004, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
Seems like someone else on the Web has used it and even has a pic...
Found another one...
http://shani_gentry.tripod.com/****tard.jpg

AZKC

01-06-2004, 09:34 AM

Nice one guys and gals, very entertaining. Nice to have ya back Jordan :D
http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/****sakes.gif

likwidsukr

01-06-2004, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
so wtf wtf wtf??? :D :D :D
So wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

HOSS

01-06-2004, 10:48 AM

I think this is funny shit. mainly cause I`m not involved,,,so to type.
Good comebacks jordy,,,,like the days of old. :D
Anyone wanna see a pic of my worm?:cool:

Dr. Eagle

01-06-2004, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
Found another one...
http://shani_gentry.tripod.com/****tard.jpg
LMFAO............too much:D

Tom Brown

01-06-2004, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by HOSS
Anyone wanna see a pic of my worm?:cool:
We all know you want to be #1 on the list... so peel it. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif :D
By the way, congratulations Topless. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif I still laugh when I think about how Kilrtoy treated you and SammiJo as one person. Because of that, I see no need to treat him like an individual now. :cool:
I guess it all comes around. :)

topless

01-06-2004, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by Tom Brown
We all know you want to be #1 on the list... so peel it. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif :D
By the way, congratulations Topless. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif I still laugh when I think about how Kilrtoy treated you and SammiJo as one person. Because of that, I see no need to treat him like an individual now. :cool:
I guess it all comes around. :) He was just a little confused.......

Over 18

01-06-2004, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by jordanpaulk
I think it would be someone more along the lines of Catmando, AzDon or his puppet of a son (not)Over18.
Oh and RD, **** off. ;) :D Originally posted by jordanpaulk
Dammit Don, I think that's the most thought provoking original thing you've ever said. Aside from that, vulgar, perhaps, unimaginative and without any thoughtful content? Have ya looked in the mirror? Wait, your job title is pretty imaginiative as is that little puppet you wear around on your right arm so you can still have your left wing. Don't you find it odd to have to stick your hand up your 16 year old puppets' ass to make his mouth move?
...
I'm just a figment of your imagination Don. Voice of Satan? That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. ;) :D
...
You and your puppet could leave here and noboby would notice. You don't see anyone missing that other jackoff Catmando do ya? Put yourself in that same category. You, voice of reason? You're ****ing kidding right? :confused:
...
The only service you and your puppet provide is comic relief. I do believe you're taking yourself far too seriously. :rolleyes:
**** you, jpk. i haven't even posted in this thread up until this point, and i am not who you seem to think i am. but, i must say--your comments border on illegal! you might want to think twice (or at least once!) before you go shooting off your big mouth in a public forum.
and while i'm posting anyway, i must say this: i think most people would agree (even if they don't speak up) that your belligerence and ridiculous rants only make you look like more of an ass than azdon gives you credit for. lighten up, dude.

JetBoatRich

01-06-2004, 07:35 PM

:eek:
where did that come from:eek: :eek:

MRS FLYIN VEE

01-06-2004, 07:35 PM

:eek: :eek:

LASERRAY

01-06-2004, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
:eek:
where did that come from:eek: :eek: Page up

JetBoatRich

01-06-2004, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Page up
I just figured it to so long to respond:(

LASERRAY

01-06-2004, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
I just figured it to so long to respond:( Like someone else we know?:confused: :D :D

Jordy

01-06-2004, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by Over 18
**** you, jpk. i haven't even posted in this thread up until this point, and i am not who you seem to think i am. but, i must say--your comments border on illegal! you might want to think twice (or at least once!) before you go shooting off your big mouth in a public forum.
and while i'm posting anyway, i must say this: i think most people would agree (even if they don't speak up) that your belligerence and ridiculous rants only make you look like more of an ass than azdon gives you credit for. lighten up, dude.
Sure thing N!ck. You're just way too stealthy for all us common folk. As far as my comments being illegal... ****in sue me then you little puppet bitch. You like that hairy knuckle strokin' your vocal cords. Ever try to come up with a rational thought on your own? Didn't think so... :rolleyes:
For those of you who missed it, Over18 is AzDon's little puppet of a son. He used to post under the screen name of N!ck and echo all of CommieDon's liberal rhetoric, but you have to be 18 to be on the ***boat boards and little mouthpiece N!ck is only 16, so N!ck stopped posting and a clever individual by the name of Over18 now puppets all of CommieDon's posts. How hard was that to figure out.
Oh, and **** you N!ck you little puppet biziatch. ;) :D

mirvin

01-06-2004, 08:28 PM

****tards

JetBoatRich

01-06-2004, 08:29 PM

That cleared it up:eek!: not often we get an explanation behind a post. Thanks:rolleyes:

Jordy

01-06-2004, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by mirvin
****tards
Yes they are. Not to mention the fact that it's cool you got your use your word... :D

BoatFloating

01-06-2004, 08:43 PM

Jordy

01-06-2004, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by BoatFloating
Sounds like Jordy hit a nerve.:eek:
I'm not Jordy, I'm the voice of Satan and I'd appreciate it if you'd address me as such. :D

Jordy

01-06-2004, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Over 18
**** you, jpk.
Editors note: yada yada yada (so I took some liberty with ****tards post)
lighten up, dude.
Now I'm confused. :confused: :D

mirvin

01-06-2004, 09:02 PM

Hey Jordan, how bout "Stinkpickle"? Someone used that on the boards the other day and I thought it was great!! Stinkpickle! Get it? It's doodie!! I've been using it more then ****tard lately.:D

Jordy

01-06-2004, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by titties and beer
YES SIR, MR. SATAN SIR :D
Thank you. It's about time I got some respect around here.
Then again, another issue now arrises:
In the original post that set Kiljoy's panties on fire (you know the one with the 5mph gain with the through transom exhaust) he called me God.
Now CommieDon calls me the voice of Satan.
I'm confused. Can I get some biblical clarification as I do believe that at least one of them (OK both of them) are full of shit, but I need some documentation. How can I be God and the VOICE OF SATAN (scary huh?) at the same time? HELP!!!! :rolleyes: :D

Jordy

01-06-2004, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by mirvin
Hey Jordan, how bout "Stinkpickle"?
Sorry, I'm all about the ****tards as I seem to be partially surrounded by I'd guess three of them here. :D

Havasu Hangin'

01-06-2004, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by jordanpaulk
I'm confused. Can I get some biblical clarification...
You are Satan with a God complex.

mirvin

01-06-2004, 09:05 PM

It could happen. Who's to say they are not one and the same? You might be the ultimate yin & yang, chocolate and vanilla, positive and negative!!

Jordy

01-06-2004, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
You are Satan with a God complex.
Or maybe God with a Satan complex??? Maybe I'm just the Lord of the Dance. ;) :D
I can't believe that this stupid 3rd grade playground thread has gotten to 8 pages. That has to be some kind of record. :rolleyes:

Charley

01-06-2004, 09:14 PM

this is the most jordy has posted in months...Maybe kilrtoy and jordy are the same guy...split personality kinda shit :D

Havasu Hangin'

01-06-2004, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by jordanpaulk
Or maybe God with a Satan complex?
Could be. I always thought Satan was taller...

Jordy

01-06-2004, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by Charley
this is the most jordy has posted in months...
Kinda sad isn't it? Thanks for noticing Mr. Big. :D
Maybe kilrtoy and jordy are the same guy...split personality kinda shit :D
Now you're pushin' it. I'm a figment of CommieDon's Imagination. The voice of Satan with a God complex. The Lord of the Dance. (this is getting confusing. I think I need an assistant). I might be alot of things,