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Flying Tiger
01-06-2004, 05:20 PM
When Things go wrong:
RiverDave was prepairing to back his boat down the launch ramp, he bent over next to the trailer to loosen his tie downs and his plumbers buttcrack showed, then suddenly,,,
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mirvin
01-06-2004, 05:25 PM
....the crowd that had gathered began to flee......

Kim Hanson
01-06-2004, 05:27 PM
he had let a nasty ripper go!

Ziggy
01-06-2004, 05:29 PM
While holding his "lucky" white lighter in close proximity. The result was far from........

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-06-2004, 06:03 PM
mrs vee's plumber crack so everyone decided to go to.....:D :D

BOBALOO
01-06-2004, 06:06 PM
see if he burned his......

Ziggy
01-06-2004, 06:31 PM
....cross threaded pipe nuts. The crowd gasped when they saw that RD's.....................

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-06-2004, 06:33 PM
junk was being kicked by someone named.....

Ziggy
01-06-2004, 06:38 PM
......Miller......to no ones surprise there was a line forming and all you could see is.................

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-06-2004, 06:39 PM
his junk going so fast up and down... you would have thought he was.......

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-06-2004, 06:44 PM
getting laid for the first time while he was 18 and when everyone was finished RD said.........

hurleyr
01-06-2004, 06:49 PM
"that was some air biscuit". The next thing you know.....

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-06-2004, 06:54 PM
he jumped into bubbles and.....:D

BOBALOO
01-06-2004, 07:24 PM
the Roadrunner, but on the way there.....

Rexone
01-06-2004, 07:26 PM
he saw Tom Brown standing on a dock flipping him off and pulled over to say......

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-06-2004, 07:34 PM
his coor,s so now he needs a real.......

BOBALOO
01-06-2004, 07:47 PM
fast boat to fetch some more cuz it's 10:00am and the cooler is empty. just then......

BOBALOO
01-06-2004, 07:51 PM
boatcop pulls up and offers to give him all his confiscated beer, with one catch.......

Rexone
01-06-2004, 07:51 PM
Tom jumps in the boat and takes a big....

BOBALOO
01-06-2004, 07:52 PM
damn slow puter

MagicMtnDan
01-06-2004, 11:51 PM
...you've got to put thru-transom exhaust in your boat before the weekend or...

Chase
01-07-2004, 06:42 AM
Boatcop will give you a ticket for excessively low noise violations which would mean....

ITSALLGOOD69
01-07-2004, 08:54 AM
YOU WILL BE WATCHING ALL THE FINE LADYS FLY BY YOU AND

BOBALOO
01-07-2004, 09:09 AM
you might lose your almighty status and never get this forum renamed HOT RIVER DAVE BOAT .com. So a plan is hatched to....

76BARRON
01-07-2004, 09:13 AM
boatcop will be putting on the rubber glove on to check your....

Chase
01-07-2004, 09:44 AM
ass that resembles Tom browns avatar which he got when

Keithb87
01-07-2004, 10:30 AM
Topless video taped him taking.......

hurleyr
01-07-2004, 12:09 PM
a bath with...

76BARRON
01-07-2004, 12:21 PM
michael jackson and bubbles the chimp then brittney spears walks in and ?

AquaBoogie
01-07-2004, 12:35 PM
Says, I'm not really a singer. My true proffession is porn star. By the way, will you marry me...

76BARRON
01-07-2004, 12:50 PM
BUT HOW DO WE FIND A PRIEST THAT ISN'T IN JAIL...

topless
01-07-2004, 01:28 PM
When all of the sudden topless (in a jealous rage0.................

Tom Brown
01-07-2004, 01:36 PM
notices that Britney's right breast is...

76BARRON
01-07-2004, 01:39 PM
paris hilton walks in and a cat fight begins.....

topless
01-07-2004, 01:41 PM
But just then Kilrtoy starts flashing pictures of Mrs. Kilrtoy. Thats when...........

76BARRON
01-07-2004, 01:42 PM
quick we need video guy to film this!!!!

Tom Brown
01-07-2004, 01:42 PM
we knew that Kilr uses his wife to build his own status because he...

topless
01-07-2004, 01:44 PM
with the small "status" he is plauged with, he needed to.........

76BARRON
01-07-2004, 01:45 PM
thats when bubbles goes nut 's and jumps in and...

Tom Brown
01-07-2004, 01:46 PM
Hey Baron... are my posts ****ing invisible? :D :D :D :D

life's a river
01-07-2004, 01:49 PM
starts to strangle a jet skier who is about to....

topless
01-07-2004, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by life's a river
starts to strangle a jet skier who is about to.... Kick 78barrons ass for not reading the posts before he replies. But never fear because.........

life's a river
01-07-2004, 01:58 PM
I had to break up this topless brown barron show!:D

mirvin
01-07-2004, 01:58 PM
Brodie shows up and says "dang"....

topless
01-07-2004, 02:03 PM
something smell like shit!!! Could it be.............

mirvin
01-07-2004, 02:09 PM
Tom Brown is around?

topless
01-07-2004, 02:14 PM
Yes, but the smell was coming from bubbles. RD had taken Kilrtoy for a quick ride in Bubbles. It was a very cramped ride and they needed to conserve space. RD began to throw out all the thousands of pictures of Mrs. Kilrtoy that were on board. That was when Kilrtoy...........

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-08-2004, 05:52 PM
he saw all he wanted when he ....

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-08-2004, 05:56 PM
Tom 's avatar showed up and it was..

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-08-2004, 06:51 PM
thought titties and bear's mouse had to take a soft serve so she told him to.....

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-08-2004, 06:54 PM
tell boozer that he should invest in more...

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-08-2004, 07:05 PM
butt plugs.. so boozer then decided to...

hurleyr
01-08-2004, 07:19 PM
Mrs Vee, so she can....

hurleyr
01-08-2004, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Hey Baron... are my posts ****ing invisible? :D :D :D :D
LMAO :D :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-08-2004, 07:28 PM
stick them in Hurleyr's butt but come to find out he already had one....