Any FEA Engineers Here Looking For A Job In SoCal?

[MagicMtnDan]

My company is looking for a talented, professional FEA (Finite Element Analysis) Engineer for a full-time position here in SoCal (Burbank). We're a high-tech startup with great potential and stock options.
Get in touch with me if you are that person or if you know anyone.

[Havasu Hangin']

Do you really want any of these guys working with you?

[78Eliminator]

I'll take the job. I am not a FEA engineer, but I have lightening fast cognitive skills. Where and when do I show up?

[JetBoatRich]

I will give it a shot, wonder how quick can I learn the skills needed for the position:eek:

[75_Elim]

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
I will give it a shot, wonder how quick can I learn the skills needed for the position:eek:
The only position information you need to know is Prone or on your knees :D :D "Upper" Management will handle the rest. :D

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by 75_Elim
The only position information you need to know is Prone or on your knees :D :D "Upper" Management will handle the rest. :D
asshole:yuk:
J/k, you showing up next week?

[75_Elim]

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
asshole:yuk:
J/k, you showing up next week?
Asshole???? Is that another one of your positions??? :D :D
I'll be there, hopefully with my boat even. You bringing yours??

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by 75_Elim
Asshole???? Is that another one of your positions??? :D :D
I'll be there, hopefully with my boat even. You bringing yours??
I am bringing the boat out of retirement, first run since September:D
we are heading up Friday-Sunday

[75_Elim]

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
I am bringing the boat out of retirement, first run since September:D
we are heading up Friday-Sunday
I'll be there bright and early Sat am. I hope this beautiful weather stays with us.

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by 75_Elim
I'll be there bright and early Sat am. I hope this beautiful weather stays with us.
Suppose to be near 70 next week with fog in the morning:cool: up there

[MagicMtnDan]

Lookit you guys hijacking my thread :rolleyes:
At least you're keeping up near the top :)
Hopefully Tom Brown won't apply - if they do a Google on him all they're gonna see is that little shitster punching out wet piles of digested bran muffins :frown: and that's just wrong!

[91nordic29]

or that perverted ole duck hunter!!:o :eek:

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
Lookit you guys hijacking my thread :rolleyes:
At least you're keeping up near the top :)
Ho
just trying to help out:yuk:

[MagicMtnDan]

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
just trying to help out:yuk:
And you are (no one will ever catch you at the rate you're posting Rich - just matching you one-for-one is impossible) :eek:

[JetBoatRich]

MMD, I guess I need a job so the posting will slow down:(

[MagicMtnDan]

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
MMD, I guess I need a job so the posting will slow down:(
So are you saying you want the FEA Engineer job (are you qualified)? Note: even though you clearly have a real talent for it, post-whoring is not something they're looking for ;)

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
So are you saying you want the FEA Engineer job (are you qualified)? Note: even though you clearly have a real talent for it, post-whoring is not something they're looking for ;)
Be honest with you, I don't know what the job does:( can I post ***** on the side

[gstark]

What type of FE work ?
Aerospace, automotive, commercial products, medical, public works/structural ?
Nastran, Ansys, Cosmos, etc ?
I know a few folks who fit this bill.
I'll enquire for you.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
And you are (no one will ever catch you at the rate you're posting Rich - just matching you one-for-one is impossible) :eek:
Boy you got that one right.......no one is going to catch JBR!!!!
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/nono.gif

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Boy you got that one right.......no one is going to catch JBR!!!!
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/nono.gif
You killing me Dr., when are you going to be down here so we can shoot the shit about the Lakers:eek:

[Dr. Eagle]

Looks like i'll be starting down there at the end of the month...
Gonna have to get that honorary pyramid possee sticker ready!
And yes,. the season is young... but Sacramento is in first place!!!!:D

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Looks like i'll be starting down there at the end of the month...
Gonna have to get that honorary pyramid possee sticker ready!
And yes,. the season is young... but Sacramento is in first place!!!!:D
Did you say, you are bringing your boat?
Season is young and they are setting the kings up:)

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
Did you say, you are bringing your boat?
Season is young and they are setting the kings up:)
Depends on how long I'll be there, but if I am there for a few months I'll look for a place to store it....
As far as the kings, you may be right, but for all the talent and payroll on the Lakers, they are struggling hard as of late....
hijack hijack....:eek:

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
hijack hijack....:eek:
Typical:eek:

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
Typical:eek:
Ain't it the truth>>>>>>:confused:

[MagicMtnDan]

This thread has been hijacked more times than Wacko Jacko has had plastic surgery!
But of course since JBR and Doc Eagle are around :D

[THOR]

check you pm mmd

[MagicMtnDan]

Thor, if you sent me a PM, I didn't receive it.
Try this one: magicmtndan@hotmail.com

[THOR]

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