Warning Labels

[mike37]

Wacky Warning Labels
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Sign at Railroad Station
Caution: Never drive with the cover on your windshield
Automobile Windshield cover:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Swedish chain saw
Do not eat urinal cakes.
Rest Stop in Wisconsin
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Television Owners Manual
Do not turn upside down. (printed on bottom of the box)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Do not use for drying pets.
Microwave Oven
If swallowed or lodged in ear or nose see doctor.
Ray-O-Vac Renewal AA Batteries
Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included.
VCR
Keep out of children.
Korean Kitchen Knives
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
PARENT: Please exercise cautionmask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.
Bat Man The Animated Series Armor Set
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
Grapes
Remember: Objects in mirror are actually behind you.
Bike Helmet Mirror
Remove used tampon before inserting a new one.
Tampax Tampons
There shall be three (3) access levels with level 4 being the highest level.
Fire Alarm System
This camera only works when there is film inside.
Camera
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
Insect Spray from New Zealand
USE EXTREME CAUTION when stretching cord over load. Keep face and other vulnerable body parts away from potential cord rebound path.
Bungee cord
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
Taiwanese shampoo
Warning - this spray is harmful to bees
Insect Spray
WARNING: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.
Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer
Warning: drug may cause sleepiness.
Sleeping Pill Prescription
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Rat Poison
Warning: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated.
Pop-Tarts
Warning: Remove child before folding baby stroller.
Baby Stroller
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Fritos
Warning: coffee is demmed to be hot, let it cool down before spilling into crotch.

[Infomaniac]

Thanks man.
I almost stopped my chain saw with my genitals before reading that.
Would have damaged my chain saw big time.

[Dr. Eagle]

Thanks,
I was about to use my conair pro style 1600 hair dryer when I took a shower....;)

[JetBoatRich]

This camera only works when there is film inside.
Camera
That must be for the blonde's

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
This camera only works when there is film inside.
Camera
That must be for the blonde's
Same with "Do not use for drying pets" microwave oven...has blonde written all over it....

[spectratoad]

or the old fan belt one.
Do not install while engine is running.??:eek: :confused: :eek:

[manuel]

The last time I bought ammo there was a warning about the danger of lead on the box, I guess if you shot someone they could sue you for lead poisoining,

[coolchange]

I like the SIGNS that say "Braille menu available for our non sighted customers" especially in the drive thru ATMs:rolleyes: