Keithb87
01-20-2004, 02:05 PM
Subject: Blond vs blond
A blond police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car
for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blond driver for
some I.D.
The blond convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.
Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blond police officer tells her "Its that thing with your picture on
it." The blond driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her
compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the
compact to the blond cop.
After a few seconds looking into the compact the blond cop rolls her
eyes, hands the compact back to the blond convertible driver and says,
"If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you
over we could have avoided this whole thing."
A blond police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car
for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blond driver for
some I.D.
The blond convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.
Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blond police officer tells her "Its that thing with your picture on
it." The blond driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her
compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the
compact to the blond cop.
After a few seconds looking into the compact the blond cop rolls her
eyes, hands the compact back to the blond convertible driver and says,
"If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you
over we could have avoided this whole thing."