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topless
01-22-2004, 12:57 PM
hot men (http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/)

Chase
01-22-2004, 01:37 PM
Isn't the Austrian the guy off of American Chopper....??????:D

MsDrmr
01-22-2004, 01:38 PM
hawww gosh they are all so beautiful, I just don't know which one I want,,,topless,,,who would you choose? :confused:

topless
01-22-2004, 01:42 PM
Well, I took the compatability test and it said I was very unique ans was perfect for Hans of Germany. Heres the link to him, careful he's MINE.Hans (http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/)

Mrs. Restless22
01-22-2004, 01:53 PM
Ive got dibs on the one in the hooters shirt!!
Hes hot!!:D

Ziggy
01-22-2004, 03:03 PM
Translation: the guy from Austria say he loves women, beer and prezels, and unfortunetely he loves to drink beer and sing to the ladies and eat prezels. Do you want me?
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LOL what a hilarious site.
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BTW Topless, I can be your translator for Hans:D :D

MsDrmr
01-22-2004, 03:08 PM
topless
I found the site first hes MINE!!!!! keep your damn hands of my prince charming, who do you think you are just stumbling upon someone else' man and claiming him as yours. You better watch your back girl......:mad:

topless
01-22-2004, 03:11 PM
mrsdrmr, what are you doing on single sites anyway? Wouldn't the hubby like to know what you really do at work? Hans is MINE and Ziggy is going to be my official translator so THERE!:yuk:

MsDrmr
01-22-2004, 03:13 PM
Well maybe the hubby wouldnt like it and well,,,,since you know him, I guess I should let you have him,,,it's only fair.
not only that,,you could kick my a**(thats not why I am letting yu have him)

FMluvswater
01-22-2004, 03:37 PM
Ladies there's a problem ... Hans is MY soulmate. He's a true diamond in the rough but I think with a LOT of love and patience I could really WHIP him into shape. ;) :D I'll have that man honed and tuned in no time at all. :D Wok-chu! (sound effect gotta say it out loud :D )

topless
01-22-2004, 03:40 PM
Ok FM, you can have him. I do love Tom anyway.:D

FMluvswater
01-22-2004, 03:42 PM
Your wedding invitation is in the mail hon! :D

topless
01-22-2004, 03:51 PM
Oh Thank you! I can hardly wait.;)

FMluvswater
01-22-2004, 03:53 PM
You think YOU'RE excited? Well words simply fail me ... :D :D :D

topless
01-22-2004, 04:02 PM
Just so everyone can share in you joy, Here is his picture and profile. http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/21.gif
Hans of Hannover Germany
"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.

ratso
01-22-2004, 04:20 PM
you women are messed up...:D

FMluvswater
01-22-2004, 04:23 PM
Look he stole my breath the first time I saw him ... you ought to give sufficient warnings before posting such manly flesh pics. Sigh. :D :D :D I'll find the god inside that man - I really will. :)

ratso
01-22-2004, 04:25 PM
FM... Here in Texas that's called "Taking one for the team":D

FMluvswater
01-22-2004, 04:30 PM
Only if I'm kidding ... am I? ;) :D :D :D

Mandelon
01-22-2004, 04:57 PM
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/11.jpg
Now that's funny. :D

Kilrtoy
01-22-2004, 06:29 PM
You dumping me topless due to the fact they have One more tooth than I....

Ziggy
01-22-2004, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Look he stole my breath the first time I saw him ... you ought to give sufficient warnings before posting such manly flesh pics. Sigh. :D :D :D I'll find the god inside that man - I really will. :)
Stole your breath as in rolled over on you FM..LOL careful us Germans get fiesty in bed:D :D

likwidsukr
01-22-2004, 06:36 PM
That is funny shit!! Some ugly ass dudes man:yuk:

FMluvswater
02-09-2004, 03:51 AM
Originally posted by topless
Just so everyone can share in you joy, Here is his picture and profile. http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/21.gif
Hans of Hannover Germany
"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.
Check it out Ali- Hans just e-mailed me an updated pic ;) says the one still on the site was taken 18 months ago! :p :D I can hardly wait to meet him now!
My soulmate ;) :D
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/afterpicofhansjoke.jpg

spectratoad
02-09-2004, 09:32 AM
They are not shy about them Speedo's over there in Europe are they? At least he is sitting down and you are not being subjected to a full view.
After looking at that site I sure feel better about myself.

topless
02-09-2004, 12:13 PM
DAMN FM, What did you do to him? Was it all the wild sex?;)

FMluvswater
02-09-2004, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by topless
DAMN FM, What did you do to him? Was it all the wild sex?;)
Not exactly, Ali. I mean I ain't even met him yet ... but I think I could make it worth his while to not revert to his other physique (not that I couldn't love him if he did but I have to admit I like the new look ;) :D ) ! :D Full body masssages won't take as long ... hmmm... actually they might take even longer now that my thought went there! :D :D ;)

91nordic29
02-09-2004, 12:28 PM
hubby said if i ever had a fantasy about two guys, i could bring one home but that really set my fantasy back QUITE a bit!!!:wink: :D

BigBoyToys
02-09-2004, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by 91nordic29
hubby said if i ever had a fantasy about two guys, i could bring one home :wink: :D
:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

91nordic29
02-09-2004, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by BigBoyToys
:jawdrop: :jawdrop:
teeheeheehee!!!!!:o

topless
02-09-2004, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by 91nordic29
hubby said if i ever had a fantasy about two guys, i could bring one home but that really set my hopes back QUITE a bit!!!:wink: :D How selfish of him! He could have at least let you bring BOTH of them home!

91nordic29
02-09-2004, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by topless
How selfish of him! He could have at least let you bring BOTH of them home!
yeah, your'e right! i think i will just bring that up later!;) :D

betty boop
02-09-2004, 01:02 PM
hey i think the one from nova scotia is an ex of mine!!!!!!!:p