spectratoad
01-26-2004, 07:30 AM
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating "Oh my god!" said the Queen. "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly." "Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my God!" said the Queen.. "What's happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
:D :D
There were two brothers. One was very good and tried to always
live right and be helpful. His brother on the other hand was bad and did all the things that men should not do in life and didn't care who he hurt.
The bad brother died. He was still missed by his brother since he
loved him despite his ways.
Finally, years later, the good brother died and went to Heaven.
Everything was beautiful and wonderful there, and he was very
happy. One day he asked God where his brother was, as he hadn't seen him there...
God said that he was sorry but his brother lived a terrible life
and went to Hell instead.
The good brother then asked God if there was any way for him to
see his brother. So God gave him the power of vision to see into Hell and there was his brother. He was sitting on a bench with a keg of beer under one arm and a gorgeous blonde on the other.
Confused, the good brother said to God, "I am so happy that you
let me into Heaven with you. It is so beautiful here and I love it. But I don't understand, if my brother was bad enough to go to Hell, why does he have the keg of beer and a gorgeous blonde? It hardly seems like a punishment".
God said unto him, "Things are not always as they seem, my son.
The keg has a hole in it; the blonde does not."
:eek: :D ;)
:D :D
There were two brothers. One was very good and tried to always
live right and be helpful. His brother on the other hand was bad and did all the things that men should not do in life and didn't care who he hurt.
The bad brother died. He was still missed by his brother since he
loved him despite his ways.
Finally, years later, the good brother died and went to Heaven.
Everything was beautiful and wonderful there, and he was very
happy. One day he asked God where his brother was, as he hadn't seen him there...
God said that he was sorry but his brother lived a terrible life
and went to Hell instead.
The good brother then asked God if there was any way for him to
see his brother. So God gave him the power of vision to see into Hell and there was his brother. He was sitting on a bench with a keg of beer under one arm and a gorgeous blonde on the other.
Confused, the good brother said to God, "I am so happy that you
let me into Heaven with you. It is so beautiful here and I love it. But I don't understand, if my brother was bad enough to go to Hell, why does he have the keg of beer and a gorgeous blonde? It hardly seems like a punishment".
God said unto him, "Things are not always as they seem, my son.
The keg has a hole in it; the blonde does not."
:eek: :D ;)