Favorite Movie Quotes

[mirvin]

What's your favorite movie QUOTE? I'll start with this one:
"Leave the gun, take the canolli"
Mirvin;)

[rivercrazy]

When we get home, remind me to punch your mama in the mouth cause there is no way you came from my loins....

[mirvin]

That's what I'm talkin about Rivercrazy!! Sherrif Beufort T Justice!!!!
Sweet.
Mirvin;)

[Scream]

"That's gonna leave a mark!"
Tommy Boy

[HighRoller]

I hired you people to get a little track laid out here, not jump around like a buncha Kansas City faggots!!!

[shockwaveharry]

"You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?"
One of the best...:D

[mirvin]

Ok, maybe we should put what movie it's from n'case we wanna watchit!!
Mirvin;)

[HighRoller]

We have clearance Clarence.
Roger Roger.
What's our Vector Victor?

[clean supreme]

Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a **** how crazy they are.

[rivercrazy]

ROFLMFAO!
Want some chew? No! You guys are a bunch of slap ass faggots. This stuff will turn you into a sexual tyranosauras!

[hboldno7]

"DONT CROSS THE STREAMS !!!!"

[mirvin]

Originally posted by HighRoller
We have clearance Clarence.
Roger Roger.
What's our Vector Victor?
You ever......seen a grown man naked?

[HighRoller]

Well I appreciate that very kindly. And now that the mutual bullshit is over...WHERE ARE YOU YOU SUMBITCH?!!!!!!

[HighRoller]

Hey!! You scratched my anchor!!

[rivercrazy]

My daddy told be the only thing better than a crawfish dinner is a two crawfish dinner!

[HighRoller]

You ever......seen a grown man naked
Joey, you ever been in a....Turkish prison?

[FMluvswater]

"This comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. No celebrities, no cable TV, *no water*! It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze into the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad." - Lori Petty as Rebecca
Tank Girl

[al cole'holic]

"Stop the blood clot crying...everyone must dead..." (in your best jamaican accent) :D

[HighRoller]

I'll be your huckleberry!

[mirvin]

I'll be takin these huggies and whatever cash ya got in the drawer.
Raising Arizona:)

[roln 20s]

American Pie-
Oz- "(with regards to girls) All you have to do is nod your head and listen and stuff."
Stifler- "I don't know man, that sounds like a lot of work."
Road Trip
"The opportunity to drink, do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day." EL
Roln 20s

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Originally posted by HighRoller
Hey!! You scratched my anchor!!
Good one!:)

[rivercrazy]

Well stroke my scrotum and serve me a milkshake! :D

[HighRoller]

So what is yo pleasure? What you like ta do?
Oh, well......Play chess.......screw......
Well let's play chess!!

[HighRoller]

I got it!! We'll work up a #6 on em!
A number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Well that's where we come a ridin into town, a whompin and a whumpin every livin thing within an inch of it's life...cept the women folk, of course.
You spare the women?
HELL NO!WE rape the shit outta them at the number 6 dance later that night!!!!!

[dirtman]

I'm kickin' my ass......do ya mind!
Liar, Liar

[Blown 472]

"But I dont want to be Mr. Pink"

[MagicMtnDan]

"GGGGGGLUG!"
Linda Lovelace in Deep Throat :D

[HammerDown]

Say hellow to my little friend...(Scar Face).

[NOTALENT]

Well do ya punk

[comin' unscrewed]

Harvey Keitel, Pulp Fiction: "Let's don't start suckin' each other's dicks just yet."

[HighRoller]

Hey, you can't say shit on the radio! Oh shit I said...oh shit..shit!

[fourspeednup]

"They'll run the women and rape the cattle!"
-Blazing Saddles

[JakeAisA]

(Slips down the stairs and gets up) "Hey, did you see that crab there? There were two of them! They work in pairs you know."
Lloyd Bridges from Hot Shots.

[fourspeednup]

Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
-Airplane

[topless]

What is it? Smells like butt.
Kalifornia

[HammerDown]

Where's the white women at...
Badges.... we don't need no stinking badges...
Blazing Saddles...there's a million of them in that Movie
:D

[fourspeednup]

There is something you should know. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
So what does that make us?
Nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
-Spaceballs

[fourspeednup]

Originally posted by JakeAisA
(Slips down the stairs and gets up) "Hey, did you see that crab there? There were two of them! They work in pairs you know."
Lloyd Bridges from Hot Shots.
hehe I remember that one!:D

[JakeAisA]

Neighbor (with wife standing next to him): "Hey Grizwald, where do you think you're going to a tree that size?!"
Grizwald: "Bend over and I'll show you"
Neighbor: "Hey! You've got a lot of nerve talking to me that way."
Grizwald: "I wasn't talking to YOU."
Christmas Vacation
More Christmas Vacation:
"Shitter was Full!!!" Randy Quade

[fourspeednup]

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
-Goldmember

[HammerDown]

Ut-oh...Fart!
K-Mart Sucks.
10 minutes to Wapner
Rain Man...........:D

[FMluvswater]

"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. "
Kill Bill Vol. I

[JakeAisA]

"You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..."
Col. Kilgore (Robert Duval) from Apocalypse Now

[HighRoller]

NO!! Not THAT!
Yes...............THAT!
-Spaceballs

[U-Haul]

Squeal like a pig!!!

[mirvin]

Open the ****ing gate!
Fargo;)

[JakeAisA]

(In a Helicopter watching the gunner shoot apparently unnarmed Vietnamese in the rice patties below with his M60 Machine Gun mounted to the the chopper)
Gunner) "Ge some! Get Some! Yeah! Get Some! Hey (to two Stars and Stripes reporters getting a lift), you guys should write a story about me sometime!"
Joker: "Why's that?"
Gunner: "Cuz I'm so ****ing good! Anyone who runs...is a V.C.! Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined V.C.!"
Joker: "Do you ever shoot women and children?"
Gunner: "Some-times"
Joker: "How do you shoot women and children?"
Gunner: "Easy...you just don't lead em so much!"

[HammerDown]

Your sure got a pretty smile boy....
Deliverance :eek:

[mirvin]

Your days of finger banging old mary jane rotten crotch through her purdy pink panties ARE OVER!!!
FULL METAL JACKET

[Havasu Hangin']

"Only two things scare me"
"Oh yeah...what's that?"
"Women and the police."

[HighRoller]

Whattya got there?
I don't know Sarge, I've got an itching and burning sensation between my toes.
Well what do you expect? Your foot's on fire!
-Loaded Weapon

[LASERRAY]

When I look at you men, I think to myself, What I wouldn't give to be twenty years younger, and a woman"- HOTSHOTS

[HighRoller]

So, uh, tell me Schatzie. Is it twue what they say about you people being.......gifted? ZZZZIIPPPPPPPPP.................
OH IT'S TWUE! IT'S TWUE IT'S TWUE IT'S TWUE!

[LASERRAY]

"don't stare at it, EAT IT!" - American Psycho

[LASERRAY]

"No, Godddamn Coffee, Coffee is for Closers!" - Glenngary Glennross

[Krazy K]

Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkle.............
........and a clean pair of shorts!!
Ace Ventura 1

[Krazy K]

That's not a joke! That's a severe bahavioral disorder! Next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head!
Weird Science

[Krazy K]

My advice to you....start drinking heavily!
Animal House

[Krazy K]

Can I refill your eggnog for you, Eddie, get you something to eat, take you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?
Christmas Vacation

[Krazy K]

Housekeeping...you want me to jerk you off?
Tommy Boy
(I'm on a roll!!!)

[Krazy K]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
Airplane (THE all time classic)

[Dr. Eagle]

WHAT IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS IS A GOIN ON HERE???
You guys are supposed to be building a Railroad, not jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City Fagots.....
Blazing Saddles

[Krazy K]

Last one....for now!
Put the bunny back in the box!
Con Air

[Dr. Eagle]

What's the matter Col. Sanders................CHICKEN?????
I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine..........
Spaceballs

[Dr. Eagle]

Knock Knock Knock
Yes......
Nice Knockers
Why thank you!
Young Frankenstein

[Dr. Eagle]

Gentelmen, you should be ashamed of yourselves....
Lets be civilized. There will be no more fighting in the WARROOM!!!
Dr. Strangelove

[Dr. Eagle]

Oooh he got all of that one...gotta be 400 yards...oh it's in the hole!!!!!! Its a cinderella story, here at Agusta...
Caddyshack

[mirvin]

Inconthievable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Princess Bride (Mrs. Mirvin made me do it)

[Keithb87]

Boys have a penis...... Girls have a vagina....... Kindergarten cop

[Keithb87]

We trimmed the hedges of many small villages..... Then we raped the Horses.. and rode off on the Women :D :D The Three Amigos

[Keithb87]

Sometimes you just got to say WTF ...:D :D Risky Business

[Scream]

"Don't come around here sellin crazy, we're full up."
As good as it gets

[HammerDown]

As there digging up a 6 month old dead body>
"Look I got a Leg...I got a arm...I got a Wing"
GoodFellas...:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

after you eat the peanuts outta my shit
(gull metal jacket)
what we have hea is falya to comunicate, thats the way he wonts it,well he gets it. I don't like this anymore then you men.
sometimes nothin is a real cool hand
(cool hand look)
life is like a box of chocolates, ya never know what your gonna get.
forest gump.):D

[CEO]

"Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday"............"Fredo, You broke my Heart!":)

[Dr. Eagle]

Right turn, Clyde....
Every which way but loose

[Dr. Eagle]

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big????
Spaceballs

[Dr. Eagle]

It's good to be da king...
History of the world part 1

[Dr. Eagle]

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue....
Airplane

[LASERRAY]

"You don't usually see that kind of behavior from a major appliance" - Ghostbusters

[LASERRAY]

That was my skull, I'm so stoned! - Fast Times At Ridgemont High

[Dr. Eagle]

Nimble little minx....
Ghostbusters

[LASERRAY]

" Yo Mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street kicking a can, I said : What you doing? She said : Moving!" - White men can't jump

[Dr. Eagle]

This is one heavily armed recreational vehicle....
Stripes

[Dr. Eagle]

Hhhaaarrrrmy training sir!!!
Stripes

[LASERRAY]

I'm not going to shoot Chu Frank. Hey Manolo, shoot that piece of chit!!! - Scarface

[Dr. Eagle]

The Jig is up..............
AND GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
History of the world part 1

[LASERRAY]

"Lets go get a taco" - Resivoir Dogs

[LASERRAY]

"Who are those guys?" - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

[Sleek-Jet]

Wait for the shake.
History of the World part I

[NorCal Gameshow]

my dad's a t.v. repairman he has the ultimate set of tools.....I can fix it...
fast times...

[Dr. Eagle]

Oh pissboy!!!!
History of the world part 1

[LASERRAY]

"You guys really are crazy, You're all whoo hoo & shit!" - Airheads

[LASERRAY]

"The doctor says I need an optapupiloptomy. And in order to fix it they need to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man gonna take that route with me! - Hotshots

[LASERRAY]

"You're not a lesbian are you? Cause I just couldn't compete with that!" - Hotshots

[Mopar426]

"corn, corn, I don't remember eating any corn." (gold member):yuk:

[Mopar426]

"your all worthless and weak, now drop and give me twenty."
"I'd like to smash your big fat face in, you wothless pile of blubber."
"let's have a toga party, Toga--toga."
"grab a brew, it don't cost nutin."

[Keithb87]

Knight jump Queen...... Rook jump Queen..... Bishiop jump Queen....Pawn jump Queen...... GANG BANG!!!!!!! History of the World Part 1 :D

[Rexone]

Well, seeing as I have no formal legal training and Ed here was losing all faith in the system I simply went out and performed sexual favors. 635 blow jobs in 5 days! I'm really quite tired!
They're called boobs, Ed.

[Keithb87]

I guess I can't quote risky business :p :p :p

[Rod-64]

HOLY SHIT-TH !!!!!
HOLY SHIT-TH !!!!!!
Bluto Blutarsky
Animal House.
We're on a mission from God.
Elwood Blues
"Yeah, He lookeda lika Abrahama Lincoln.......Coming up to bat.
Kevin Kline....I Love You to Death

[Rod-64]

Eddie.........You're mother's c*nt stinks..............like carpet cleaner.
Mickey Rourke in Barfly

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Hey everyone smokey's ova here takin a shit..
fridays.:D

[Krazy K]

Wait, you dropped your phony dog poo...
What phony dog poo?
TOP SECRET

[Sleek-Jet]

You just shot an unarmed man!!!!
... Well, I guess he should have armed himself then.
Unforgiven

[LASERRAY]

"You tell your friends in Miami that I'll kill a communist for fun, but for a greencard, I'll cut him up real nice!" - Scarface

[cc322]

Dont hate him doc, you dont even no him.......look darlin Johnny Ringo is an educated man.....now im sure I hate him.

[cc322]

Go on skin it........skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.
TOMBSTONE

[cc322]

Are you gonna through down .......or are you just gonna stand thier and bleed????????
TOMBSTONE

[LASERRAY]

"I just got mugged by a little old lady in a motorized cart!" - Dumb & Dumber

[UnionJack]

Harry... I'm droppen the hammer.... NO your not!

[UnionJack]

Your either know your going to be good at this job.... or great at it!
Station 17.....Station 17

[Sleek-Jet]

Cheesburgers... the conerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
- Pulp Fiction

[Dr. Eagle]

It's not a tumor........
Kindergarten Cop

[LASERRAY]

"I fart in your general direction" - The Holy Grail

[LASERRAY]

"People on ludes should not drive" - Fast Times @.R.H

[Dr. Eagle]

If it bleeds vee can kill it... Predator
Got the right thread this time!
:D

[LASERRAY]

"I like the way you talk, UmmmmmHmmmm!" - Slingblade (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/slingblade.html)

[LASERRAY]

More (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards.shtml)

[Dr. Eagle]

As Ahhhnuld would say...
that is tdruly fntastic......

[hydro066]

"Rats on a stick.....Get your rats on a stick!! - Jabberwocky (1977)
Sorry, gang - you have to be a Monty Python follower to appreciate that one.

[LASERRAY]

Bring out your dead, Bring out your dead............................Life of Brian

[Dr. Eagle]

"throw out your hands, stick out your tuche, hands on your hips, give em a push...don't look now your doing the french mistake..."
Blazing saddles

[hydro066]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Bring out your dead, Bring out your dead............................Life of Brian Good deal.....at least I'm not the only twisted individual on here!

[MANIC MECHANIC]

Hydro 066;
I am very dissappointed!
Fifth element.
;)
Tim

[Coughlin's Law]

"That there Clark is an RV...but don't go falling in love with it 'cause were taking it with us when we leave here next month!" - Cousin Eddie - Christmas Vacation

[fourspeednup]

Originally posted by MANIC MECHANIC
Hydro 066;
I am very dissappointed!
Fifth element.
;)
Tim
That's a badazz movie! Was on HBO a bunch last month. Who's that chick with the orange hair--she's SMOKIN HOT!:cool:

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by fourspeednup
That's a badazz movie! Was on HBO a bunch last month. Who's that chick with the orange hair--she's SMOKIN HOT!:cool:
Milla Jojovich. She was also in Return to Blue Lagoon.

[fourspeednup]

I am forever in your debt:cool:

[King Kuracz]

At 7:45 on the last morning of his life, Jake Gusenberg is wondering if he shouldn't go back to one of his wives.
St. Valentines Day Massacre

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by fourspeednup
I am forever in your debt:cool:
I'll keep that in mind. ;)
"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
Ghostbusters

[BADBLOWN572]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Milla Jojovich. She was also in Return to Blue Lagoon.
You also cant forget Dazed and Confused

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by BADBLOWN572
You also cant forget Dazed and Confused
Not sure if I'm feeling pride or embarassment here but I've never seen Dazed And Confused. :eek: :D

[78Eliminator]

Do you see what happens Larry!!!!???? Do you see what happens Larry!!!!!???? Do you see what happens when you **** a stranger up the ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mirvin]

Alright lemme get this thing back in order:
"You see that"?
"yeah"
"That's shit, and this is shinola"
"Shit, shinola"
"Son you gonna be alright"
The Jerk

[78Eliminator]

I am the walrus

[mirvin]

Originally posted by 78Eliminator
I am the walrus
"You shouldn't hang me on a hook. 78E hung me on a hook once, once"
Johnny Dangerously

[AleAlchemist]

-Holy Shit!
-There were Blanks in that Gun.
-Holy Shit!
-There are Blanks IN that Gun!
-Hooly Shitttt!
Blutto and Bomber- Animal House

[Back To Havasu]

"Thank you very little." Chevy Chase in Caddyshack.
"uh, you use the whole fist doc.?" Chevy Chase in Fletch.:D

[mirvin]

Originally posted by Back To Havasu
"Thank you very little." Chevy Chase in Caddyshack.
"uh, you use the whole fist doc.?" Chevy Chase in Fletch.:D
Fletch!! That movie is full of one liners!! One of my fav's is CHick Hearn when he's giving Fletch's stats (in the dream sequence)
"He's 6'6", 6'9" with the afro"
Mirv:D

[SBullet]

Are you a pothead Facker?
Meet the Parents

[BrendellaJet]

Originally posted by BADBLOWN572
You also cant forget Dazed and Confused
You gotta joint?
No, not on me
it'd be a lot cooler if you did!

[BrendellaJet]

"hey man, am i driving okay?"
"I think we're parked"
Up in smoke

[BrendellaJet]

"I had a royal flush...its like unbeateable"
"like unbeatable is not unbeatable"
"Heeeaaaaayyyyy I know that now!"
Honeymoon in vegas

[BrendellaJet]

Chong: "here take these"
Cheech takes them...
Chong: "no wait, dont take those"
Cheech: " hey man I already tookem"
Up in smoke

[Back Forty]

-"Dog ****ed the pope, no fault of mine..."
F & L in Los Vegas
-"My Dad died in the last turn of a pro stock race."
Fast and the Stupid.:rolleyes:

[FMluvswater]

"Hey! :yuk: Your mama was a snowblower!"
~Johnny 5 in Short Circuit

[Back Forty]

"Son, you got a panty on ur head."
"Shut up; and drive real fast..!"
later on,
"Thats private property son..! Come out and reveal yourself to officer..."
Raising Arizona.

[HyRider15]

..It's fairly complicated, luckily I am adhearing to a strict drug regimin to keep my mind limber...
Big Lebowski

[mirvin]

Let's have some more fun!!
"We need a bigger boat"
Jaws
:D :D :D

[Krazy K]

"If it wasn't for me, you'd still be slingin' hash at that shithouse and fu*cking your boss!"
Rodney Dangerfield in
Natural Born Killers: Directors Cut
(Cinematically, one of the best shot movies ever!)

[78Eliminator]

Originally posted by Back Forty
"Son, you got a panty on ur head."
"Shut up; and drive real fast..!"
later on,
"Thats private property son..! Come out and reveal yourself to officer..."
Raising Arizona.
Hey is that who I think it is in your avatar?

[FMluvswater]

"It's mercy, forgiveness and compassion that I lack ... not rationality."
--Kill Bill Vol I

[Flying Tiger]

"Aren't you Some Kinda Cop or Something?"
- Repo Man
"Let's Go Get Some Sushi and Not Pay For It"
-Repo Man

[LASERRAY]

Lets go get a taco - Pulp Fiction ( Harvey Keitel )

[Interceptor454]

If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a hooker in the car ready to tounge my balls! Junior Soprano

[Dr. Eagle]

Wait a minute! Wait a minute. God damn it, what the hell is this shit? The William J Le Petomaine Thruway! Ohhhhh What'll that asshole think of next. Anybody got some dimes??????
Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes......
Slim Pikens
Blazing Saddles

[DryHeatOnly]

"we're gonna need a bigger boat" - Roy Schieder - JAWS

[Dr. Eagle]

You know what Fluoride is Mandrake? Its a communist plot to poison our precious bodily fluids....
Dr. Strangelove

[DUNDUN]

"Are you cool man?"
"Like, How?"
-Dazed and Confused

[DUNDUN]

"I have nipples Facker, Can you milk me?"
-Meet the Parents

[Dr. Eagle]

I'm sorry Dave, I don't think I can do that
Hal 9000
2001 A Space Oddyssey

[DryHeatOnly]

"Hold onto ya butts" - Jurassic Park