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PACKINAIR
02-01-2004, 11:07 PM
I havn't spent alot of time here so I am alittle behind on who is who... so give me the low-down on who is who etc
I know Phat-cat was just a 14y/o moron, what happened to him
river dave started his own site
Hoss likes to get drunk and post his unit
This should interesting, lets go

H20 Party Starter
02-01-2004, 11:28 PM
Tom Brown likes little boys and bran Muffins
Kim Hanson is a retired hippy pimp
BoatCop was arrested on federal dog breeding violations
HDD traded in his boat for a fish taco cart
Scuba went back to school at UCLA
Killertoy owns a Chevy Dealership
Phat_Cat was run over on his jet-ski
RD bought a place for his parents at the river
JBB is a spitting image of Danny Devito
Jordy put 12" gold rims on his truck
Miller is recovering from when RD Kicked him in the junk
Oh yeah.....and Havasu Barney is going on Vacation

Tom Brown
02-01-2004, 11:29 PM
:D :D :D
Did Kim retire? :confused:

PACKINAIR
02-02-2004, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by H20 Party Starter
Tom Brown likes little boys and bran Muffins
Kim Hanson is a retired hippy pimp
BoatCop was arrested on federal dog breeding violations
HDD traded in his boat for a fish taco cart
Scuba went back to school at UCLA
Killertoy owns a Chevy Dealership
Phat_Cat was run over on his jet-ski
RD bought a place for his parents at the river
JBB is a spitting image of Danny Devito
Jordy put 12" gold rims on his truck
Miller is recovering from when RD Kicked him in the junk
Oh yeah.....and Havasu Barney is going on Vacation
Great start!!
hasn't Barney been on vacation for a while? O was that another trip :confused:
noone saw the doat that ran over Phat_Kat did they?
:idea: Have I showed you the front of my cat beforehttp://www.stupidfastboats.com/top%202.jpg

HOSS
02-02-2004, 08:25 AM
I don`t drink anymore although I still like posting pics of my unit!:p

AdrenelineOD
02-02-2004, 09:15 AM
and OD split his deck hitting the dock at pyramid last year. boy am I stoopid:D :mad: :D

Ducatista
02-02-2004, 03:13 PM
"Jet Ski Intake"...............thats funny:)

HighRoller
02-02-2004, 03:27 PM
RD is easy to spot. He looks like a cross between Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison.

Kilrtoy
02-02-2004, 04:28 PM
Killertoy owns a Chevy Dealership
No I dont, I swear its a YUGO dealership.....
That was too funny

topless
02-02-2004, 04:33 PM
Ok, here goes
Riverkitty's boyfriend is a showerhead
Her454 will kick your ass (in her boat of course)
Miss HBjet makes HB jets boat look a helluva lot better
DickDanger disappeared
Sammijo is a has been
I love Tom Brown
Kilrtoy pimps out his wife (her pictures)
GM Killer wants to race everyone but can't get his boat finished to do it
FM is afraid of water
MFV has the rack to die for
hack job is proud of his plumbers crack
RD is slacking up on his post whoring
:D :D :D :D :D

G-Ride
02-02-2004, 04:36 PM
You forgot Chet is now berkley sales rep and Sammijo has recently joined a convent. :D

Kim Hanson
02-02-2004, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
:D :D :D
Did Kim retire? :confused:
Only from Scream & Fly and River Rat Life:D .....( . )( . ).....Topless, you forgot me allready;)

Jordy
02-02-2004, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by H20 Party Starter
Jordy put 12" gold rims on his truck
12" wide with gold on the inside... ;) :D

FMluvswater
02-02-2004, 10:40 PM
I'm pretty sure these are the facts:
Rexone secretly wants to be a Canadian (oops sorry eh Mike)
Tom Brown is a flaming, closet yawn-and-a-half BORE
Topless only wants to come to mine and Hans' wedding so she can see that fine hunk of man up close and personal (oh you can look Ali but don't touch k? he's mine)
Infomaniac's alias is HON to be known heretofore as Info The HON
HOSS knows Jesus loves him
Leibniz failed algebra ... 4 times
Sugar (Kim H.) is allergic to hops ... his momma didn't breastfeed him poor guy (please check your PM's Sugar)
MandMVG hates Pearl Jam don't even get him started
Rod-64 has his stereo permanently set to volume 11
Norcal Gameshow actually traded in his spectra for one of the blonde chicks on The Price Is Right ... but he forgot where he hid her from his wife (that's why he's always so grouchy please don't provoke him)
spectratoad is a menace ... broken bones from falls off chairs is no laughing matter
sunbunny is thinking of changing her screenname to snowbound
hoolign thinks a week = more than 14 days
JetBoatRich can't stay awake past 9 PM
Jet Boat Brian is CIA ... watch out he knows everything about everthing and everything about everyone (tell me if I've got any of my facts out of order will you please JBB?)
RiverKitty always knows what the winning numbers are ahead of time so she hasn't ever bought a lottery ticket cuz they haven't matched her numbers yet
beached1 is Loverboy's numero uno fan
ratso doesn't believe in free milk
CA Stu is now unemployed as HOSS's official translator since HOSS quit the sauce
Forensic went out for a beer with the guys recently and they ordered Coors Lites. He sighed heavily and ordered a coke. When they asked him why he didn't order a Guinness he said, "Well if you guys aren't drinking beer then neither will I."
572Daytona can be a real pest with his constant requests for help figuring out how to use Photoshop, just ignore him.
malcolm experiences age regression occasionally (his hypnotist advised me against saying 'stroke' in front of him anymore ... oh uh don't read that malcolm)
RiverDave quit smoking ... I read it on the internet so it must be true
GlastronGuy buys the Reader's Digest condensed version of ***boat magazine
... but I could be wrong (PM me with corrections JBB). :D

Infomaniac
02-03-2004, 05:00 AM
I will guess HON is a good thing? :cool: :cool:
WHO IS HANS !!:mad: :mad:

FMluvswater
02-03-2004, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by Infomaniac
I will guess HON is a good thing? :cool: :cool:
WHO IS HANS !!:mad: :mad:
Of course it's a good thing. :) There was a previous misunderstanding about my calling other people 'hon'. Now you know HON always refers to Info The HON. :)
Oh. Hans? He's my potential mail-order husband. It's gonna take a lonnnnnnnnnnnnng time for him to clear his paperwork to leave Germany to be with me. :D I'll be so lonely til then. :( ;)

Her454
02-03-2004, 09:33 AM
This is scary but here goes....
Topless dumped her baggage and is now teaching anger management classes in the 909 and is in love with Tom Brown.
Blown474 now has LOTS more time for his counseling sessions and seems to be keeping up on his meds.
MagicMountainDan is secretly working for the CIA and browsing the online world for censorship crimes
78Elim has been listening to lyrics backwards and needs to sleep more
Wifey is in her 7th year of college so she can support Miller ;)
Hud has gone blind from posting porn and props in the V-Drive forum
Brodi is a lost cause and and is still searching for Toney Scarlotti
Hardcore Ski is at another parent teacher conference for his toddlers pottymouth
Jordy is still my favorite
Oh yea, and Mandelon is giving me a break and has found someone else to stalk. ;)

Infomaniac
02-03-2004, 09:34 AM
Whew - I thought I was going to have to kick some major butt.
I'm on my way. :D

HOSS
02-03-2004, 09:36 AM
I do know for a fact there is a GOD and he hates me.:(

Keithb87
02-03-2004, 09:39 AM
:cry: I guess I have been forgoten all ready :cry:

Mandelon
02-03-2004, 10:22 AM
Be glad. ;)

FMluvswater
02-03-2004, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by Infomaniac
Whew - I thought I was going to have to kick some major butt.
I'm on my way. :D
I'm experiencing a mild case of deja moo. ;) :D I'll keep thinking about it. :D

FMluvswater
02-03-2004, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by HOSS
I do know for a fact there is a GOD and he hates me.:(
I'm sorry but that may not be true. Ask JBB and he'll tell you whether you know Jesus loves you or not. :) He may even be able to produce pictures to prove it. ;)

Chase
02-03-2004, 02:32 PM
OK, now I really feel left out.......:(

topless
02-03-2004, 02:41 PM
Oh Please forgive me.
Chase is really only looking for pictures of naked girls on the internet.
Ratso ....well lets just say Huntsville? Hmmmmm:D
Kindvater ....same a Chase;)
ROZ has the best jokes but doesn't share them anymore.
Rexone is really getting sick of my trailer
Hammerdown is just waiting for the day that I sling shit so I can be banned from here.
Keith87 has the SCARIEST avatar I've ever seen!
I'll think of more later

Keithb87
02-03-2004, 02:43 PM
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Whatever :D :D :D