Reality check!

[HOSS]

My wife is pregnant. I`ve bagged the wagon, so its not a bad ride now. My first kid. Just got back from the Doc`s office. I feel weird. Happy yet terrified. Is this normal? Scary. I hope its a boy! Lil` HOSS. UH. Don`t think I`ll sell my boat now. Might be the last one I can get.:D :D :D

[ITSALLGOOD69]

CON-GRADS, THATS HOW I FELT TOO:D :D

[mirvin]

That's terrific Hoss:) Keep us posted.
Mirvin;)

[spectras only]

Originally posted by HOSS [/i]
UH. Don`t think I`ll sell my boat now. Might be the last one I can get.:D :D :D first of all congratulations HOSS . You'll be too busy for the next 18 yrs before thinking about buying about another boat;) :D . Just fix the sucker up before the baby is due:D . Your shock is understandable ,but you'll overcome it soon enough before some braindemage would occur .Don't worry if it's going to be a girl [ at least you'll have hope to keep the keys of your toys to yourself then] ;)

[topless]

Congratulations !!! The world will never recover with another Hoss around!;)

[BUSTI]

CONGRATULATIONS!:D

[HOSS]

Thanks everyone. Just got off the horn with a friend of mine. Calmed me down abit. I guees if I wasn`t in school right now and workin` I`d feel better. But I am startin` to feel good about it. I wanted one. My friend said that have your kids. You`ll find a way. You`ll still have toys cause thats who you are. Hoppin` on the wagon. Never new I`d be pickin` up so much to haul. I better get crackin` on that fifth wheel option.

[Jetdriver]

Hey Hoss congrats! Ill be out your way in August, maybe well meet up and have a beer or 10!

[AdrenelineOD]

Originally posted by topless
Congratulations !!! The world will never recover with another Hoss around!;) Heres one more Hoss And I want to say my daughter is 2 now and I felt the same way. wile my wife was pregnet, I was feeling nurvouse and all the other feelings too. And I still do only wurse now because now I need to worry about the rest of her life.
Fathers worry about there sons to get laid.
Fathers worry that there dauhters will get laid
Fathers worry about there sons till there 14
Fathers worry about there dauhters forever
I think Im screwed for life:Dhttp://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1425ebaypics_001-med.jpg

[carbonmarine]

WARNING : Do not post a pictiure of his penis when he's born... you might get in really big trouble.....
Rick32:cool:

[AdrenelineOD]

Originally posted by carbonmarine
WARNING : Do not post a pictiure of his penis when he's born... you might get in really big trouble.....
Rick32:cool: Dig this! (from myn father) hyspanics and central Americans like to take pics of the baby brest feeding (OK thats weird) Now a couple from Argentina had a baby here, the father was taking a pic and he sent it over the internet for his family to see. Now ther on trial (or was) for child porn!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dumb ass:eek:

[Dave C]

Hoss,
congrats,
make sure you take the key out of the boat's ignition when the kids on board. Those little guys learn fast........:eek: :eek:

[FMluvswater]

You stud you! ;) :D Congratulations to you and your wife! :) You are about to experience love on a level you don't fathom right now. I'm so happy for you, my friend. :D :D :D

[Tom Brown]

Contratulations on the orgasm, HOSS. :cool:

[MsDrmr]

congrats on the news. may you be blessed with patience toward the wife during this perid, and may she be blessed with a wonderful pregnancy and birth

[058]

Wow....another little Hoss runnin' around. Keep the boat and stay on the wagon:D Congrats, your in for one hellofa ride.

[78Eliminator]

Hoss, do your unborn child a favor and stay on the wagon. Alcoholic parents suck... :(
That being said, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

[OLDRAT]

Well Hoss, there goes the hydro or cat!!!!:D
Seriously, congrats!! All the inconveniences will be worth it.
How long will it take for you teach the kid to say "**** ya'all"?
OR

[Blown 472]

Congrates HOss good for you.

[NorCal Gameshow]

congrats....so much for your retirement :)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

congrats hoss to you and the wife.. I know you may have your heart set on a boy but as long as it is healthy that should be all that matters..;)
I didn't realize you knew what to do with that thing besides take pics of it.. J/K congrats again. Tell the wifey to take care of herself.. :D

[mbrown2]

Congrats HOSS....not that I know since I have not been through it, but I am sure it gets a little easier in about 18 years.:D :D

[HOSS]

Thanks again everyone. I`m gonna be a daddy! Whew! Thats a trip.
Internet porn for 9 months. :p :wink:
Retirement was fun while it lasted. Shipyards suck.:yuk:

[coolchange]

Internet porn for 9 months.
hahahahahahahaaa! You've obviously never been with a pregnant woman!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by HOSS
Thanks again everyone. I`m gonna be a daddy! Whew! Thats a trip.
Internet porn for 9 months. :p :wink:
Retirement was fun while it lasted. Shipyards suck.:yuk:
hoss you can still have fun with her as long as the dr. doesn't say you can't.. It's fun.. :D :D

[GlastronGuy]

Originally posted by Jetdriver
Hey Hoss congrats! Ill be out your way in August, maybe well meet up and have a beer or 10!
Nah. His wife will want him to stop drinking and settle down now.

[OutCole'd]

Congratulation Hoss, Way to go.

[Mandelon]

Its not porn for the full nine months.
First three months........Missionary style
Second three months....Doggy Style
Last three months.........Coyote Style. (Sit next to it and howl)
:D :D :D
Congrats Hoss!

[GlastronGuy]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Its not porn for the full nine months.
First three months........Missionary style
Second three months....Doggy Style
Last three months.........Coyote Style. (Sit next to it and howl)
:D :D :D
Congrats Hoss!
ROFLMAO
:):D

[HOSS]

LMAO:D

[Havasu Hangin']

Start stocking up on yer sleep.
Congrats...everything you thought was important before...suddenly isn't.

[HOSS]

yeah,,,,,,,,,, man.:frown: