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spectratoad
02-10-2004, 10:15 AM
FW: CALLING IN SICK
Employee: "I'm sorry but I can't come in today..
Employer: Why?
Employee: My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."
Boss.."Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"
Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work!"
:D
fourspeednup
02-10-2004, 10:54 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha:D
MRS FLYIN VEE
02-10-2004, 10:55 AM
well my ass would make it there before the rest of me would.. :D :eek:
Keithb87
02-10-2004, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
well my ass would make it there before the rest of me would.. :D :eek:
Do you walk backwards? :confused:
dimarcobros
02-10-2004, 11:38 AM
HAHAHA Nice!!!
I woud use that everyday if it worked.
DMB
Jetdriver
02-10-2004, 11:43 AM
Is that anything like Optical Rectimitus? Thats where your optic nerve is connected to your asshole and you get a shity outlook on life! :D
spectratoad
02-10-2004, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
well my ass would make it there before the rest of me would.. :D :eek:
Wasn't it you that just had some work done to rectify that?
And from what pictures I have seen I couldn't see that being a problem in the first place.:D :D
MagicMtnDan
02-10-2004, 11:46 AM
Is that anything like Optical-podiatris? That's where everything you see looks like it's a foot long? :D
MRS FLYIN VEE
02-10-2004, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by Keithb87
Do you walk backwards? :confused:
LMAO!! sometimes.. :D
MRS FLYIN VEE
02-10-2004, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by spectratoad
Wasn't it you that just had some work done to rectify that?
And from what pictures I have seen I couldn't see that being a problem in the first place.:D :D
LOL!! ah.. whatever are you talking about.. :D :D :D
schiada96
02-10-2004, 06:22 PM
assfault = rectum trouble
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