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Scream
02-12-2004, 06:42 PM
OK...
This is a political question here, but here goes.
Why in the hell do gays and lesbos want to marry? The only reason I can think of is the gifts. Those greedy bastards want to ge the toasters and silver and "princess house" crystal crap that us normal folk get when we get married...
I read an article on Yahoo news and the thing that got me was the two butch gals were dressed like a NORMAL COUPLE. One had a butcher than butch haircut and a tux, the other was wearing comfortable shoes and a WHITE DRESS!!!!
Where is Sam Kennison when you need him!!!
OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHH!
:confused:

hoolign
02-12-2004, 06:45 PM
in the immortal words of Hoss...Jesus.H .Christ
it was Adam and Eve..Not Adam and Steve!

Tom Brown
02-12-2004, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Scream
Where is Sam Kennison when you need him!!!
I miss that maniacal laugh. :(
Originally posted by Scream
OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHH!
:D :D :D

Tom Brown
02-12-2004, 06:53 PM
By the way, I'm onside with same sex marriages. ... or same sex divorces... or whatever they want.
If they want to ram their throbbing, shit candied cocks up each other's hair mottled sphincters and pinch their fecal crusted nut sacks in each other's violently convulsing ass flesh... works for me. :cool:
It affects me.... not at all. :)

Scream
02-12-2004, 06:55 PM
My buddies got a vid of Sam when he first started out. He was a Baptist Preacher before he became a comic. It still is the essential Sam Kinneson...

Tom Brown
02-12-2004, 06:56 PM
I've got that video too. It's fantastic. :cool:

Kilrtoy
02-12-2004, 07:30 PM
Same sex marriage is like using a
FOOTBALL BAT to put a GOLF BALL through a BASKETBALL HOOP
:confused: :rolleyes: :confused: :rolleyes: :confused: :rolleyes: :confused:
That is about how much sense that makes.....
next question......

Interceptor454
02-12-2004, 07:38 PM
facing this issue with an employee right now. she's pissed because our private company, and our state for that matter, don't offer health care coverage to the significant other!
WTF:yuk:
Butch needs HER own GD job!!:mad: :mad:

LUVNLIFE
02-12-2004, 07:43 PM
Well if they all move to Assachuessetts it will def clear out the 405 around Santa Monica Blvd.:yuk:

Dave C
02-12-2004, 07:44 PM
they just want the welfare benefits.... so pay up sucka.......
I'm not kidding either... I watch the frisco news and a SF supervisor said so...

Scream
02-12-2004, 08:10 PM
I've got some employees that are "suspect". Maybe this is a good way to smoke them out?

Dr. Eagle
02-12-2004, 08:29 PM
All I can say is this entire subject is
GAY

Scream
02-12-2004, 08:30 PM
Thavage!

HOSS
02-12-2004, 08:31 PM
I don`t really like fags.

Dr. Eagle
02-12-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Scream
Thavage!
and Thilly..

Kim Hanson
02-12-2004, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by HOSS
I don`t really like fags.
bBBwwWWwhhhAaaaa, that was funny!.........( . )( . ).....:D

Dr. Eagle
02-12-2004, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Kim Hanson
bBBwwWWwhhhAaaaa, that was funny!.........( . )( . ).....:D
And Thilly...;)

HOSS
02-12-2004, 09:36 PM
This thread is gay.

Dr. Eagle
02-12-2004, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by HOSS
This thread is gay.
I thought I said that .... in pink!!!!!

rivercrazy
02-12-2004, 11:04 PM
In the words of Dice Clay - Special rights? I'll give em special rights. 10% off vaseline not get the F back in the closet! LOL!
Seriously though, I could care less what people do in their bedrooms. But I think same sex marriage should not be allowed.