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topless
02-13-2004, 03:59 PM
Does anyone have a nice way to dump someone that won't hurt his feelings too bad?

JetBoatRich
02-13-2004, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by topless
Does anyone have a nice way to dump someone that won't hurt his feelings too bad?
Do it tomorrow on Valentines Day:eek:

Tom Brown
02-13-2004, 04:00 PM
You could just ask how to dump someone on ***boat and let him innocently stumble across it while surfing. :)
Doh! :eek: :(

Jordy
02-13-2004, 04:01 PM
Sorry to hear about your misfortune Tom... :( :D

Havasu Hangin'
02-13-2004, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by topless
Does anyone have a nice way to dump someone that won't hurt his feelings too bad?
Move out of his trailer.

topless
02-13-2004, 04:06 PM
No, Its not Tom. I'm just tired of cheating on Tom.

topless
02-13-2004, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Move out of his trailer. Now that might work!

Jordy
02-13-2004, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Move out of his trailer.
Move your trailer out of his parking lot? :D

topless
02-13-2004, 04:11 PM
I think I got it!:D Break up (http://www.dgreetings.com/breakup/ani1.htm)

Tom Brown
02-13-2004, 04:13 PM
I don't think there is a nice way to break up with someone. While not "nice", at least being straight forward and honest is respectful. I don't buy into that "it's not you, it's me" shit, either. Most relationships don't work. It doesn't have to be anyone. That doesn't make it hurt any less, though. I doubt anything can do that.

Kim Hanson
02-13-2004, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by topless
Does anyone have a nice way to dump someone that won't hurt his feelings too bad?
Try this one:D .........( . )( . ).....If it's true, no hard feelings:D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/7229.jpg

topless
02-13-2004, 04:16 PM
Thanks Tom. Should I do it tonight before I go out with my friends or wait till he gets me a really nice expensive present tomorrow?

JetBoatRich
02-13-2004, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by topless
Thanks Tom. Should I do it tonight before I go out with my friends or wait till he gets me a really nice expensive present tomorrow?
The present is already bought most likely:) tell him on Sunday over coffee:eek:

Tom Brown
02-13-2004, 04:20 PM
Tell him on Sunday after you cook his breakfast.
Oh yeah... tell him he has to stop wearing my robe and slippers. I don't want that greasy **** mucking around in my shit.

JetBoatRich
02-13-2004, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Tell him on Sunday after you cook his breakfast.
echo in here:rolleyes:

Tom Brown
02-13-2004, 04:22 PM
It would seem so, Rich. I'm off my game today and not so quick on the posting. At times like this, I would get eaten alive in the song chain.
My hat is off to your creative genius and your internet performance. :D

topless
02-13-2004, 04:24 PM
Actually, I don't plan on seeing him tomorrow. He wants to stop by and bring me something so your robe and slippers are still safe Tom.:D

topless
02-13-2004, 04:25 PM
Oh and RD, I wasn't dumping you either but I thought it was our secret. Now everyone knows!

Kilrtoy
02-13-2004, 04:46 PM
Ok now that we have narrowed the field,
IS IT ME

Mandelon
02-13-2004, 04:49 PM
Topless, you are such a heartbreaker. What's the point of putting up all those damn x rated internet ads if you are going to quit before the good stuff happens....???
Tell him you're gay... :D

topless
02-13-2004, 04:50 PM
I'll tell you tomorrow after the present.:D

topless
02-13-2004, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Topless, you are such a heartbreaker. What's the point of putting up all those damn x rated internet ads if you are going to quit before the good stuff happens....???
Tell him you're gay... :D
He might like that

Ms. Spectratoad
02-13-2004, 04:58 PM
Valentines Day is just another holiday. Nothing special. True if you dump him on Valentines Day it will be a day he will never forget. Cutting off a relationship deserves a "to the point" discussion. He will heal. Oh yes he is a man. Maybe not. Just remember if you do it today he will probably have a date by tomorrow. You are in a win win situation.

Tom Brown
02-13-2004, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Ms. Spectratoad
She will heal.
Topless, if you're dumping a chick I wouldn't put too much stock in the gay angle.

Mandelon
02-13-2004, 05:04 PM
Wait, i thought she was dumping a guy?? :confused: You mean she is picking fruit off the cucumber tree?? :eek:

Dribble
02-13-2004, 05:05 PM
Just say "beat it buttwipe"

JetBoatRich
02-13-2004, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
My hat is off to your creative genius and your internet performance. :D
Thanks Tom:D

Blown 472
02-13-2004, 05:34 PM
You could show him your dick.

CA Stu
02-13-2004, 05:37 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You can't make me cum
So I'm done with you
Happy Valentines Day, Loser
CA Stu<- AKA Dr. Love

Cas
02-13-2004, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by topless
Actually, I don't plan on seeing him tomorrow. He wants to stop by and bring me something so your robe and slippers are still safe Tom.:D
maybe he's bringing you a card that says "See ya later, I'm done with you" and you won't have to worry about it.

topless
02-13-2004, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Cas
maybe he's bringing you a card that says "See ya later, I'm done with you" and you won't have to worry about it.
I so wish that was true but he is going to cry I know. I did get aq card that says something about all the good times...........then I was going to put that its over. I HATE THIS!!!!

topless
02-13-2004, 08:06 PM
OK, I did it............sort of. Now he thinks its all his fault. I must be a master manipulater. Well, OK, I know I am and oh well, too bad for him. He should haven't been such a pussy. Too bad all the guys I meet aren't as cool as you guys.

Kahuna
02-13-2004, 08:21 PM
You know what has always worked on me is when she tells me she has found a really hot women, so at least when I think about the break up I can picture them naked together. :eek: