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Doug H.
02-17-2004, 11:41 PM
Things are slow lately so here i go.
Dec. 17th - 65....Doug
Aug. 24th - 72....wife (Richelle)

Tom Brown
02-17-2004, 11:42 PM
Gray is my favorite color.

FMluvswater
02-17-2004, 11:43 PM
January 29 ... 70 - me
November 1 ... 96 - my son

Tom Brown
02-17-2004, 11:46 PM
I had a guinea pig. It died.

FMluvswater
02-17-2004, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
I had a guinea pig. It died.
And how did that make you feel? :confused:

Tom Brown
02-17-2004, 11:49 PM
It hurt, FM. It hurt. :(

FMluvswater
02-17-2004, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
It hurt, FM. It hurt. :(
Do you know your guinea pig's date of birth? Perhaps you'd feel better celebrating it's life? :)

Tom Brown
02-17-2004, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Perhaps you'd feel better celebrating it's life? :)
Nah. I'm pretty much over that now and I'd just as soon not go back. The trauma didn't subside until my teen years when I got into knob polishing in a big way.

ROZ
02-17-2004, 11:58 PM
Really... When did you get in to bran?

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 12:01 AM
When's your B-Days ?......Damn it :confused:

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 12:01 AM
I'm still trying to figure out exactly how a knob polishes a knob? :confused:

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:01 AM
I didn't have a decent shit from September 2002 to May 2003. Seriously. Bran changed my life. :cool:

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
I'm still trying to figure out exactly how a knob polishes a knob? :confused:
They nuzzle like dolphins.

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
When's your B-Days ?......Damn it :confused:
Sorry about the hijack, Doug. My friend Susan's birthday is November 6. :)

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:09 AM
Mine: July 17th
Wife's: Feb. 11th
Daughter: June 28th
Tom, What are your thoughts on metamucile(sp)?
Psyllium fiber must be your friend... :D

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:13 AM
My Mom's birthday is November 13.
The orange flavored stuff isn't bad. It's a little slow acting for my taste, though.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:15 AM
Ever have a coffee enema? I heard they were a fad a while ago. Did they really work?
EDIT: My daughter's rat , Spiderman, died yesterday. His birthday was sometime in September...

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:17 AM
No. I have friends who are into that shit, though. ... so to speak.
I'm pretty sure my co-worker Troy's birthday is in December sometime. Not positive, though.

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:19 AM
God speed, Spiderman.
Jesus - December 25, 0001

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:22 AM
The Shit one does to stay in good health... Aging sucks...
My coworker, Penny, has a birthday tomorrow. I went around the office and emptied all of the 3 hole punches debris into a box. I flung it all over her desk.. You know, confetty... She's going to be pissed tomorrow :D

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
God speed, Spiderman.
Jesus - December 25, 0001
Resurected Easter Sunday...

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:25 AM
Please tell Penny I said hi. :)
I watched a calf being yanked out of a cow with a tractor and a chain once. It was really something to see. I think it was in September.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:27 AM
Maybe the calf and Spiderman were twins....
Fraternal, ofcourse...

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:28 AM
I havent been having birthdays since 94
My favorite color is blue
My favorite paint ball targets are cats
And I don't read the newspaper except on holidays
And I'm not into gay marriages
My favorite sorbet is peach and my favorite beer is sam adams
bout sums it up
oh, and metamucile sucks, natural fiber all the way. when extremely constipated I go out back and eat a few twigs and small leaves, rinsed of course. I find they taste so bad it takes the mind off the gut ache.

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:29 AM
Possibly. That cow really got rat ****ed in the deal.
Does anyone know when Abe Lincoln was born?

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:31 AM
1865
How about Washington?

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:32 AM
Wasn't 1999 the year this loony bin was first opened? You know, back before the pay forums and such?

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:32 AM
he was born on the dollar bill I think

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Wasn't 1999 the year this loony bin was first opened? You know, back before the pay forums and such?
That's waaay back when I actually subscribed to the magazine...

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:36 AM
Hey Mike, how do you keep up with fashion trends if you don't read the newspaper regularly? Mags?
Was washington the one with wooden teeth?
I wonder what happened to Doug H? We've really got his thread rocking. :)

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:36 AM
Can you see the other invisible people when you're in invisible mode?

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:36 AM
hey I think i found that elusive invisible mode

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:36 AM
now I can talk shit and no one will know

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by ROZ
That's waaay back when I actually subscribed to the magazine...
That's when RiverDave ****ed us all and the post ***** was born.

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:37 AM
dammit I guess not. :o

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
now I can talk shit and no one will know
You have to close your eyes for that to work.

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:38 AM
I see everything. Mostly things I'd rather not though

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:39 AM
I had a green Schwinn 10 speed when I was a kid. In fact I still have it somewhere.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:40 AM
I thnk they were made from Betsy's Cherry tree :confused: I wonder if Washington's girls got splinters...I heard he was really into the help...

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:41 AM
You've probably still got your grade school notebooks. Hey... next time I'm down how about a tour of your garage? I'll schedule in a few days for it.

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 12:41 AM
THAT's IT, tOM bROWN now you've really done it, your going to get banned from this thread along with all of your cronies, this is just pathetic and childish but whay more should i expect out of all of you .................(NOTHING)...........YOU GUYS ARE DONE !!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:41 AM
Doug H is a pussy and has abondoned us (invisible mode he he)... :)

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
YOU GUYS ARE DONE !!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You're giving us the flush? :(

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
You've probably still got your grade school notebooks. Hey... next time I'm down how about a tour of your garage? I'll schedule in a few days for it.
Go by the rental yard on the way over and rent a Cat 977H loader. It's the only way you'll get to the good stuff.

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 12:44 AM
My kids b-day is june 2nd.
my neighbors ?????????????????? ah, nevermind i just can't keep up with ya all. :D

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:44 AM
My moms birthday is either July 30th or 31st... I can never remember, so I always give her a gift and card on July 29th...

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:44 AM
Shit Tom we've been caught. We're gonna be banned and will have to go hang with sugar in bench racers.

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:45 AM
Hey Doug, how about an ice cream cone... with sprinkles? ... on me. :cool:

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
We're gonna be banned and will have to go hang with sugar in bench racers.
I don't think my liver could take it.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:46 AM
While he has he loader, maybe he can dig a pool for ya... It would be a great birthday present!

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
My kids b-day is june 2nd.
How many of your kids were born on the second? :D

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:48 AM
I'll even throw in a Jungle water slide. :cool:

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 12:48 AM
Srinkles :eek: i love them, oh wait you said on you, depends where on you i guess, or do you want me to pick ? heyyyyyyyyy

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:49 AM
Yoo hooo. Mike! Are ye still invisible?

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:50 AM
I think he has his hands over his ears and is humming loudly.

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:50 AM
That's a great idea. Then I can raise alligators like has always been my childhood dream.

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by ROZ
Yoo hooo. Mike! Are ye still invisible?
The bench racer crowd only wishes... :D

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:52 AM
DAmn, you are invisible! I think HH uses this mode:idea2:

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 12:52 AM
Roz and Tom, the two of you have way to much time on your hands !!! :rolleyes:

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
Then I can raise alligators like has always been my childhood dream.
I'd pay to have you ship one to RD.
When I was at RD's place, he told me about Florida. I guess I didn't get the correct impression while I was there. It turns out, you can walk from the Atlantic to the Gulf coast without touching the ground by only stepping on the backs of alligators.

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Roz and Tom, the two of you have way to much time on your hands !!! :rolleyes:
This thread was cooking along nicely until ROZ came along. Now he has me totally rattled. What was the last song again and can I chain off the artist?

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Roz and Tom, the two of you have way to much time on your hands !!! :rolleyes:
We're just tring to help you get your post count up, Commander!

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by ROZ
DAmn, you are invisible! I think HH uses this mode:idea2:
Moderators have to be prepared for stealth enforcement attacks at a moments notice with this crowd.

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 12:57 AM
That''s funny you say that cause that's a great idea, what game do you wanna play next ? :)

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:57 AM
Every game is the same to me... free association.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:58 AM
Judging by the number of active users who are members, it "appears" that the invisible mode is quite popular...

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:58 AM
Yes the birthday thing worked out well didn't it.

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 12:59 AM
I remember thinking, "Hey... what a nice thread. I hope nobody shits on it."

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 12:59 AM
This might be a good time to sneak up on JetBoatRich and RiverDave isn't it ?
Let's keep this going all night ok ?
How about them Lakers ?

Rexone
02-18-2004, 12:59 AM
One of my dogs birthdays is sometime in the first half of the year. I think 1994

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:00 AM
Go Kareem.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:00 AM
I thin kwe should all go invisible tomorrow.... the activity gude would read 50 members active, but show no screen names... :D

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:00 AM
ok say goodnight Mike, you've got work to do.
goodnight Mike. :)

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:01 AM
Thanks for hanging out, Mike. Leave your party favors by the door when you go. :cool:

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:02 AM
later mike! Leave the roches too... If we get enough of them , we can roll a pinner

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:02 AM
Any you guys into tractors ? my wife thinks my tractor is sexy :eek:

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:03 AM
Do you have some chain, Doug? My cat is going to birth some kittens in a few weeks.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:04 AM
Speakingof dogs, our golden retriever can lay some serious rope. Yesterday I picked up the yard, and this evening it looked like a war zone! Land mines everywhere!

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:05 AM
Why don't you just add some dung beetles to your pet collection?

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:05 AM
You may want to get a big chain. The last time he was around a bitrh, a siamese ratcalf came out...

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:06 AM
Ya, the only chain i got is for the wife when we do the hippity dippiyi, in your boat. :eek:

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Thanks for hanging out, Mike. Leave your party favors by the door when you go. :cool:
I feel the constipation lessening already Tom. Check right outside in the planter

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Why don't you just add some dung beetles to your pet collection?
Tried that, all they do is burrow into everything... Plus they don't fetch

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Ya, the only chain i got is for the wife when we do the hippity dippiyi, in your boat. :eek:
When you're done with it, I'll weld it up into one of those steering wheel. ... a nice billet hub from Rex and I'll be pimpin.

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Any you guys into tractors ? my wife thinks my tractor is sexy :eek:
I've never been into heavy equipment in that context although they do work great for moving dirt and rocks. I just don't picture myself doin it with a D8 anytime soon.

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:09 AM
"What's wrong with sharing your own bed" children need LOVE. :D

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:10 AM
We have tons of dung beetles at our cattle auction houses. The first time I saw one crawling across the floor and went to step on it someone yelled out, "Don't step on that!" Later, I found out why. They really do eat nothing but shit and the fragrance isn't particularly appealing when you open them up.
Oh well... all part of the circle of life.

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:10 AM
Who else got their Rexone catalog today ? :)

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
I've never been into heavy equipment in that context although they do work great for moving dirt and rocks. I just don't picture myself doin it with a D8 anytime soon.
I don't know... lots of hydraulic leavers and such. Of course, you want the engine running to keep everything vibrating... might be interesting.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:12 AM
Chicks with big labia... good or bad?

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:14 AM
I feel left out :rolleyes: i just can't keep up with you guys !! :(

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by ROZ
Chicks with big labia... good or bad?
Good in winter.

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:16 AM
Oh, i almost forgot what we were talking about, did you ya all put in your B-day's :D

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:16 AM
Helps keep the ears warm, eh?

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
I feel left out :rolleyes: i just can't keep up with you guys !! :(
Just back off the effort to post something useful and you'll have no problem.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Oh, i almost forgot what we were talking about, did you ya all put in your B-day's :D
Yup... Where should I send my gift list

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:17 AM
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/popcorn.gif I have voyeuristic intentions

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Oh, i almost forgot what we were talking about, did you ya all put in your B-day's :D
I put mine in the Song Chain a few months ago.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Just back off the effort to post something useful and you'll have no problem.
You sir are a professional post *****! :cool:

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:19 AM
Since we are going really strong on the B-day thing, maybe you guys can go to your neighbors and get there's too huh ?? :)

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:20 AM
I'm pretty sure either Cliff or Ethel's birthday was yesterday. I could hear quite a bit of moaning last evening.

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:22 AM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/popcorn.gif I have voyeuristic intentions
Sure, but have you ever seen a bear shit in the woods?

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:22 AM
Sorry guys if you felt that ishoudn't have put up such a silly thread but then again you did respond, boy i feel better already :D

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:22 AM
I was a step ahead of you.. They didn' like me interupting the nasty, but Llyod's birthday is March 27th, Dani's ( she;s french) is sometime in April, and Isabel's is September 29th....

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:22 AM
I'm still wondering how many electric paint peeler heat guns it would take to melt all the snow in Tom's driveway. Wonder how long it would take too and just who would pay for the hydro electricity? :confused:

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Sorry guys if you felt that ishoudn't have put up such a silly thread but then again you did respond, boy i feel better already :D
I accept your apology. :D :D :D :D

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Sure, but have you ever seen a bear shit in the woods?
No.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:24 AM
What does FM stand for?

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Wonder how long it would take too and just who would pay for the hydro electricity? :confused:
No hydro, this is the prairies. There's no rivers here, just a few gophers and some molting snakes.

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:24 AM
I quit, you win :frown: :frown: :frown:

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:25 AM
And where does the duck tape and WD40 fit into the problem of snow removal? :confused:

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
I quit, you win :frown: :frown: :frown:
I'm sorry, Doug. Please come back. We'll be good.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
I quit, you win :frown: :frown: :frown: There are no winners here... Were all looseres....or somethingto that effect :confused:

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
And where does the duck tape and WD40 fit into the problem of snow removal? :confused:
Sounds like fun to me :D :D

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
No hydro, this is the prairies. There's no rivers here, just a few gophers and some molting snakes.
Well then what the hell would power all them heat guns? Wind generators? :confused:

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Sure, but have you ever seen a bear shit in the woods?
No but i did see a half dozen half eaten bran muffins laying around , so just give it time, Right Tom?

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:26 AM
Hey Doug, have you ever killed an animal by lighting it on fire?

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:26 AM
So just what does the WD in WD40 stand for?????

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
So just what does the WD in WD40 stand for?????
Is that a trick question? :confused:

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:27 AM
Will you guys play nice ? ....No biting :)

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:27 AM
We'll nibble gently. :cool:

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by ROZ
What does FM stand for?
Whatever I want it to. :)

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:28 AM
wd Water dispersant
FM Fido mom

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
So just what does the WD in WD40 stand for?????
I hope someone know tha answer to this...

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by ROZ
What does FM stand for?
I dunno might be Farting in Manitoba???????

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:29 AM
My wife is an animal and i set her on fire .:eek:

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:29 AM
Google Fido mom and see what you get, shes a darn celeb i tell ya, shes all over the place i dont see where she has the time to spend here,:)

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:29 AM
Mike VG nailed it.
Who here cried when watching Gone With the Wind? That movie ****s me up. :(

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Is that a trick question? :confused:
Every question you think is a trick question probably is.

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
I dunno might be Farting in Manitoba???????
No actually right now it stands for Flipping-off Mike! :)

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
Every question you think is a trick question probably is.
There's a safe bet right there. LMAO! :D :D :D

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by MandMVG
wd Water dispersant
FM Fido mom
There's an intellectual in every crowd it seems.
:D

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:31 AM
Ruht Roh, i think i may be incurring the rath of FM, ooops

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
Every question you think is a trick question probably is.
I know. :eek:

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:31 AM
I heard they havea midget shortage in Brittan....

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by MandMVG
Ruht Roh, i think i may be incurring the rath of FM, ooops
No not you Mikey sorry for the confusion. :)

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:32 AM
The TRICK is to see how fast and how sarcastic the question can be answered

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by ROZ
I heard they havea midget shortage in Brittan....
Pasty faced, scone eating ****s.

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Mike VG nailed it.
Who here cried when watching Gone With the Wind? That movie ****s me up. :(
Pussy. :rolleyes:

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by MandMVG
The TRICK is to see how fast and how sarcastic the question can be answered
Oh yeah. That's right.

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:32 AM
Yellow Submarine, The Beatles
sorry wrong thread.....:o

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Pussy. :rolleyes:
I'm always more emotional when I'm retaining water.

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:33 AM
Tom are you sure?
Is That your Final answer

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
Yellow Submarine, The Beatles
sorry wrong thread.....:o
Too late I saw the word yellow Mike I have to ...
Tie A Yellow Ribbon by Tony Orlando And Dawn :p

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:34 AM
See what you starded Doug? Now Im late for bed and my wife thinks she's getting some... AGAIN! Damit!

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:34 AM
Do you think Regis Philbin pounded Kathy Lee?

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:35 AM
Tom how did you like your visit to So Cal, saw your picture spread on the Rex compound, nice

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by ROZ
See what you starded Doug? Now Im late for bed and my wife thinks she's getting some... AGAIN! Damit!
Get the chain from the garage. It's time to get strange. She'll understand and learn to like it in time.

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:36 AM
Yeah Regis pounded Her everytime she talked about her friggin kid!!!

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Do you think Regis Philbin pounded Kathy Lee?
only in his dreams

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:37 AM
And just for the record my B day is ..... Same day every year

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
I'm always more emotional when I'm retaining water.
Pamprin. Extra strength. Prob solved. Oh. Wait you're a man. Better wash that down with some WD40 to make sur e it fixes the problem properly- Water dispersal and all. :idea:

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by MandMVG
Yeah Regis pounded Her everytime she talked about her friggin kid!!!
He must have waled on her hourly...

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by MandMVG
Tom how did you like your visit to So Cal, saw your picture spread on the Rex compound, nice
I really enjoyed it. The Rex tour was particularly good. Afterward, we went over to Mike's place and burned a few Eddie Marine catalogs.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by MandMVG
And just for the record my B day is ..... Same day every year
Another trick question...

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:39 AM
Too funny, you going to make any more trips this way soon?

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by MandMVG
Too funny, you going to make any more trips this way soon?
Yes but not soon. :)

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:41 AM
He could only take so much RiverDave....

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:42 AM
He wouldn't shut up about the Florida gator infestation.

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:42 AM
it seems he was able to take more than most around here

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:42 AM
Im soo done with you guys, you can't stay on tract just like the lids i teach :rolleyes: whatever :D

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:42 AM
I think its an urban legend...

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:43 AM
Maybe RD is afraid the gators will take over Havasu and Parker

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:43 AM
Dave is a first rate guy. I made a point of not mentioning his glass eye and I tried not to stare.

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Im soo done with you guys, you can't stay on tract just like the lids i teach :rolleyes: whatever :D
Why don't you try flicking the lights off and on repeatedly?

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:45 AM
OP6C XXIII Gators in Parker:)

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Why don't you try flicking the lights off and on repeatedly?
Some punk kid might sue.....

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:45 AM
Flicking the lights, is how i get to sleep :D

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by ROZ
Some punk kid might sue.....
****ing epileptics. :mad:

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by MandMVG
OP6C XXIII Gators in Parker:) Like boats will stil be legal then.. :eek: DAMn liberals! :yuk:

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:47 AM
Someone told me Doug H keeps a Bobcat tractor with a jackhammer attachment inside his house. I told the guy I doubted it was true. So much for logic.

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
****ing epileptics ...
could require very little hip action from you. :)

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by ROZ
DAMn liberals! :yuk:
Hey! Watch it! I voted for Doug Henning.

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 01:48 AM
Liberals, and Gators and rowboats Oh My!!!

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
could require very little hip action from you. :)
I like to get into it with my hips and shit. With the lights out, I have no doubt the chicks I've boned could see my virtual afro.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:49 AM
I heard that the bbcat was too large to get into the house, and they went with the 90lb jackhammer and industrial compressor instead :confused:

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:50 AM
Do you really wanna know what i use the jackhammer and bobcat for ?:eek:

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
I like to get into it with my hips and shit. With the lights out, I have no doubt the chicks I've boned could see my virtual afro.
Well then quit ****ing epileptics if you like doing extra hip work. :confused:

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:50 AM
Wait till I raise a fresh crop of gators and turn em loose in orange county. It'll make Florida look like a safe zone.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
I like to get into it with my hips and shit. With the lights out, I have no doubt the chicks I've boned could see my virtual afro. LMAO... Virtual afro :D

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Do you really wanna know what i use the jackhammer and bobcat for ?:eek:
Speaking of skid steer, I see JBB just rolled in. Perhaps he can shed some light on this birthday problem.

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Do you really wanna know what i use the jackhammer and bobcat for ?:eek:
I think that would be kinda off topic for a birthday thread, don't you.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
Wait till I raise a fresh crop of gators and turn em loose in orange county. It'll make Florida look like a safe zone.
I hear they grow better in water, and do well in full sun...:confused:

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:53 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
I think that would be kinda off topic for a birthday thread, don't you.
:confused: Birthday thread? There's a birthday thread? Where? I wanna post my birthday in it. :)

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:54 AM
Has anyone tried that starch spray? I'm not talking about the cheap generic shit... I'm talking about the high end Redken stuff.
:confused:

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:55 AM
You guys just ****-d my world up didn't ya ? :rolleyes:

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:56 AM
I don't recommend it in the pubic area. It could cause irritation...

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
You guys just ****-d my world up didn't ya ? :rolleyes:
There's no place like home.

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
You guys just ****-d my world up didn't ya ? :rolleyes:
What are youtalkin about.. You're up to 457 posts :D

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by ROZ
I don't recommend it in the pubic area. It could cause irritation...
I like to moose my pubes. It gives the chicks a little extra bristle for sensation.

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 01:57 AM
I thought it was a cry for help? :confused: You really wanted a b-day thread? :eek:

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 01:57 AM
Yep, thanks for the great time. :D

Rexone
02-18-2004, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Has anyone tried that starch spray? I'm not talking about the cheap generic shit... I'm talking about the high end Redken stuff.
:confused:
Just save up and spring for the viagra Tom.

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Yep, thanks for the great time. :D
Thank you. :)
I'm off to bed. Have a wonderful night, people. :cool:

ROZ
02-18-2004, 01:59 AM
I got to get up later early this morning, so I gotz to go to bed... Goodnight all!
And I'm not going into the invisibe zone...

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 02:00 AM
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/afterpicofhansjoke.jpg
Anybody :mad: yet? :D

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 02:00 AM
Goodnight, ROZ. :)

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 02:01 AM
Hey !! where did all of you go ? it was just getting interesting ! :eek:

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Hey !! where did all of you go ? it was just getting interesting ! :eek:
We all have work. It's not like we can sleep through class like back when we were in school.

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 02:01 AM
Goodnight to the deserters. :)

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 02:03 AM
Goodnight, FM. :)
Thanks for the guda.

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 02:03 AM
True dat, goodnight to all of you who wrecked my thread :D

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Goodnight, FM. :)
Thanks for the guda.
Goodnight Tom. :) YW.

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 02:05 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
True dat, goodnight to all of you who wrecked my thread :D
This thread would not be what it is if it wasn't for us. :)

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 02:06 AM
Yes, we were a happy bunch tonight :D

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 02:07 AM
That does it... I'm crying again. The hills are alive.

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 02:08 AM
Go to bed Tommy :)

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 02:08 AM
What is this place anyway? :D

JustMVG
02-18-2004, 02:09 AM
Sorry guys had to check some mail, what'd i miss???!!!

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 02:09 AM
we are a tired bunch. :D

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
we are a tired bunch. :D
No kidding.
Anybody see any good movies lately?

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 02:12 AM
Go to bed tommy, this is the last time im going to tell you !!:confused:

JetBoatRich
02-18-2004, 06:06 AM
Originally posted by Doug H.
True dat, goodnight to all of you who wrecked my thread :D
What thread:confused: Doug you post *****:wink:

MsDrmr
02-18-2004, 09:01 AM
me 7-31.....72
Mr 9-1........59

Chris Winn
02-18-2004, 09:22 AM
my B-day is actually today! 2-18!!!
not that its cools to brag about being any older nowdays

Ivan Dan
02-18-2004, 10:24 AM
9-21-76

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 10:46 AM
Well atleast a couple of you had the right idea of posting your B-days.
Last night some of them just went off in a whole new direction ? :rolleyes: i just couldn't keep them inline, you know. :D

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Chris Winn
my B-day is actually today! 2-18!!!
Happy birthday, Chris! :)
... Raiders suck.

Chris Winn
02-18-2004, 11:04 AM
thanks tom,
i might have a frosted bran muffin in honor tonight!

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 11:10 AM
Chris, do not talk to Tom he's in big trouble after last night's ordeal, he's in time-out right now !! :D

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 11:11 AM
At least I've still got my gameboy and my phone.

fourspeednup
02-18-2004, 11:14 AM
Happy birthday Chris
January 3, 1985........yep, I'm only 19:cool:

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Chris Winn
thanks tom,
i might have a frosted bran muffin in honor tonight!
Happy birthday, dude!
Don't forget to light the candle with the proper equiptment...An acetalyne torch :D
So Commander...Looks like you were sleeping on the job bewteen 2:12 - 6am.... Looser! :p :D

ROZ
02-18-2004, 12:09 PM
Almost forgot... Found out the neighbor accross the street has a birthday in May.... Didn't ask him the day though....

Doug H.
02-18-2004, 12:18 PM
Very cute Roz :rolleyes:

Chris Winn
02-18-2004, 01:17 PM
thanks guys-
yeah i'm pushing the last year of my twenttys now, next year will be the big 30!
mabey by then i will have learned to spell and punctuate, then i will go onto upper case letters!

sorry dog
02-18-2004, 03:09 PM
I had a guinea pig once. My sister and I squished him in the door while fighting over him.
OH yeah - everyday is my birthday. Now send me a ****ing gift.:D

NOTALENT
02-18-2004, 03:10 PM
Haloween!!!!!!!! So what are u getting me?????

FastTimmy
02-18-2004, 03:18 PM
Mine is the B-Day to remember 9-11-74
What a shity b-day that was. woke up to the wife, got up happy, went in to the living room and turned on the TV about 10 seconds before the second plane hit the tower. Just wanted to cry!

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 11:33 PM
You know Doug, it's kind of pissing me off that you're the king of good sports. :D
Dec 22 - 66

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
You know Doug, it's kind of pissing me off that you're the king of good sports. :D
Dec 22 - 66
So whose b-day is that Tom? :confused:

ROZ
02-18-2004, 11:45 PM
Oh god, this thread still around?
BTW. Our Golden Retriever, Molly, has a birthday in May :D

FMluvswater
02-18-2004, 11:49 PM
I had a cat. Her birthday was July 26th. I named her Roxy Roller. Roxy Roller is a song by Sweeney Todd. :D

Tom Brown
02-18-2004, 11:52 PM
When I was a child, my friend Pete lit a mouse on fire. He had it in a burning barrel. A little gasoline and a match...
To this day I can't watch Mickey Mouse cartoons. :(

sorry dog
02-19-2004, 06:06 AM
So Tom -
whatcha got planned for your 4000th post?

FMluvswater
12-22-2004, 04:23 AM
You know Doug, it's kind of pissing me off that you're the king of good sports. :D
Dec 22 - 66
^Dec 22nd? :idea: Well that's several years ago today ... :D
Happy Birthday Tom. :)

RiverOtter
12-22-2004, 05:16 AM
11-28 :rolleyes:

JetBoatRich
12-22-2004, 05:17 AM
FM you are the best at getting these old threads back :wink:

FMluvswater
12-22-2004, 05:19 AM
FM you are the best at getting these old threads back :wink:
:D :D :D I do what I can.

RiverOtter
12-22-2004, 05:24 AM
FM, what do you get? Like 1 hour of sleep a night :coffeycup

FMluvswater
12-22-2004, 05:36 AM
FM, what do you get? Like 1 hour of sleep a night :coffeycup
NO!! :2purples: Shhhh RO! :squiggle: Geez I hope nobody besides me heard you. You trying to cause heart failures around here or something? :D The accepted story is ... I don't sleep :coffeycup . :D You really ought not to mess with people's belief systems like that! :D

Bad2DBone
12-22-2004, 05:37 AM
3-24-66

Norseman
12-22-2004, 05:39 AM
I havent been having birthdays since 94
My favorite color is blue
My favorite paint ball targets are cats
And I don't read the newspaper except on holidays
And I'm not into gay marriages
My favorite sorbet is peach and my favorite beer is sam adams
bout sums it up
oh, and metamucile sucks, natural fiber all the way. when extremely constipated I go out back and eat a few twigs and small leaves, rinsed of course. I find they taste so bad it takes the mind off the gut ache.
Mike;
You can tell us why you stopped having birthdays, it's it something to do with cryogenics, or did you get to old to remember them??? :messedup:
I can't seem to remember most of the summer 1972......... :redface: unfourtunatly pictures seem to surface from time to time
My favorite color is green, and we us Coyotes as paint ball targets, right now the paint balls are pink, Ryan ran out of the orange ones. He's hoping for blue for xmas. :idea:
Joan has told me I'll be geting coal for xmas. :messedup: But it is hard to find good coal these days. :D
Try to limit natural fiber, just remember what it did for Ule Gibbons. :confused:
My birthday is Jan 5.
Joan's is in November, I'd tell you what year but then she would kill me!!! :hammerhea :220v: :argue:
Ryan's is Oct 8 1994
Jessi is Sept 24 1990.
Bob

RiverOtter
12-22-2004, 05:39 AM
NO!! :2purples: Shhhh RO! :squiggle: Geez I hope nobody besides me heard you. You trying to cause heart failures around here or something? :D The accepted story is ... I don't sleep :coffeycup . :D You really ought not to mess with people's belief systems like that! :D
LOL!! I really don't see how ya do it :coffeycup :coffeycup :coffeycup :coffeycup

Norseman
12-22-2004, 05:41 AM
NO!! :2purples: Shhhh RO! :squiggle: Geez I hope nobody besides me heard you. You trying to cause heart failures around here or something? :D The accepted story is ... I don't sleep :coffeycup . :D You really ought not to mess with people's belief systems like that! :D
FM
Gee that must be some caffine buzz you have there..... :220v:
Bob

FMluvswater
12-22-2004, 05:48 AM
FM
Gee that must be some caffine buzz you have there..... :220v:
Bob
I'm on a blood-caffeine maintenance regimen. :cool: Prognosis is if it falls below accceptable parameters (in my expert opinion) pain will factor in greatly and pain for who is the million dollar question we really don't need answered. :D Ignorance is bliss. :D

Norseman
12-22-2004, 05:50 AM
Mike VG nailed it.
Who here cried when watching Gone With the Wind? That movie ****s me up. :(
I'll cry when I get my Rex Marine Catalog. I have a special place picked out for it on the book shelf! :D
I liked the Wizard of OZ better!! There is something about a girl in Ruby slippers. :idea:

HammerDown
12-22-2004, 05:58 AM
I just had one...12-14
FM and the people here made it special. :cool:
PS TomB. there's a cure for the gray...it's in a bottle.

HammerDown
12-22-2004, 06:06 AM
I liked the Wizard of OZ better!! There is something about a girl in Ruby slippers. :idea:
I like em better in a jacked-up, high-arch spiked heel. :D

Norseman
12-22-2004, 06:15 AM
I'm on a blood-caffeine maintenance regimen. :cool: Prognosis is if it falls below accceptable parameters (in my expert opinion) pain will factor in greatly and pain for who is the million dollar question we really don't need answered. :D Ignorance is bliss. :D
Joan tried to go decaf for a while, I'd have to sneak out and get REAL Coffee!!
Then I got a buddy that's in the coffee roasting business to relabel some regular coffee, with decaf labels. :2purples:
Worked great!!!
But I still stop by the local A plus for coffee whenever I go by. :cool:
And yes when I did try going the decaf route, it is painful!!
The kids called me Grumpy before, but during the DETOX phase I was really bad, even for me! :frown:
It was easier to stop smoking! ;)
Bob