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spectratoad
02-19-2004, 07:47 AM
Why do men die first?
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ..... but, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race....
you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework....you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay..this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks.......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry.............you're a wimp.
If you don't.........you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks you..........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape......you're sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't......................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements..........you're full of yourself.
If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't.................there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
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Caribbean Jet
02-19-2004, 09:56 AM
Thank you, maybe my wife will understand now...:D

NOTALENT
02-19-2004, 10:12 AM
Just say..That women drive us CRAZY!!!! IT explains it all.:D

HighRoller
02-19-2004, 02:44 PM
My Dad put it best..."There is absolutely no rhyme or reason to the way women think, so don't even waste your time trying to figure it out."

HighRoller
02-19-2004, 02:48 PM
I can add some more as well...
If you order for her you're a control freak.
If you don't, you have no manners.
If you try to be a "bad boy" you're a loser.
If you try to be responsible you're boring.
If you talk about her weight you're a pig.
If you gain ten pounds you're a fat pig.