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Drunk tank
02-20-2004, 03:50 PM
Just got my new Connelly vest I ordered up... tried the damn thing on and I can hardly fawkin breath in the thing. Ordered an extra large and it feel like I got an anaconda around my chest! :eek: Guess I better stay away from the gym for awhile! :frown:

NorCal Gameshow
02-20-2004, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Drunk tank
Just got my new Connelly vest I ordered up... tried the damn thing on and I can hardly fawkin breath in the thing. Ordered an extra large and it feel like I got an anaconda around my chest! :eek: Guess I better stay away from the gym for awhile! :frown:
or away from fast food :D

Kilrtoy
02-20-2004, 04:18 PM
Thats too funny

PlyaPlya22
02-20-2004, 05:51 PM
You sure it wasn't a child's XL....LMAO

JetBoatRich
02-20-2004, 05:55 PM
have you tried the Atkins diet:eek:

welk2party
02-20-2004, 05:59 PM
Life Jackets? I almost forgot about those things.

SoCalOffshore
02-20-2004, 06:23 PM
With your screen name, I can't think what it might be. :D

HighRoller
02-20-2004, 07:39 PM
Okay, maybe you didn't read the book right. It's ATKINS, not FATKINS!!!

FRANK THE TANK
02-20-2004, 07:56 PM
That's funny because the same thing happen to me..... LOL

Drunk tank
02-21-2004, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by SoCalOffshore
With your screen name, I can't think what it might be. :D
Hey... tequila and rum dont have dat many carbs! :D But damn... nothing says lovin like a cheeseburger.
[chisfarley] Fat man in a little coat!!! [/chrisfarley]

Rivertoys
02-21-2004, 09:32 AM
I think Extra Larges are smaller than they used to be! ;)
RT (that's my story and I'm sticking to it) Jas :D

MobyMan
02-23-2004, 12:15 PM
Your vest should be tight as hell. Vests are made to fit while your in the water not the boat. Hop in the water and wear the thing a few times. Your vest will loosen up. I've seen too many people buy vests that fit in the store, but when they hit the water, the thing comes right up over their head.;)

fourspeednup
02-23-2004, 12:19 PM
You plannin on doing a few morning ski runs on the river, Drunk? I don't know if I'll be able to get up early enough to tow you;)

Drunk tank
02-23-2004, 04:04 PM
just slap my tubby ass in atub and haul me to where da wemans is! :D Actually I just sent the vest back... Had one of my hoes measure my chest the other night and I'm like 48.5. Well, the XL I ordered is 42 to 45. So I got a XXL commin now... :D Honestly I aint some fat ass. Got a wee beer gut but I work out and lift religiously so I'm strong like bull! My grandma said I'm built like a brick shithouse... still not sure what that means :confused: