What's with the hairy chicks?

[Tom Brown]

OK... yesterday I went for a haircut and get this chick who has far hairier arms than I do. She is wearing her sleeves rolled up to show off her arm hair. It's thick and dark too. I assume dyke but she chatters away about her boyfriend during the cut.
After that, I head to a department store to pick up a couple of things and a beautiful young woman helps me. She also happened to have sideburns. I'm not talking about just a few strands of peach fuzz. She had light and thin hair but definitely groomed into little pork chop sideburns. An attractive girl too.
Was I asleep for 50 years or something? :confused:

[mike37]

tom what is wrong with you hairy chick are hot
you dont want to have some clean shaven girle
thats nasty were you ben dud :D

[LUVNLIFE]

Are you sure they were chicks:confused:

[MagicMtnDan]

I was in a grocery store yesterday in line behind a woman, her baby and her husband. While I'm waiting I look down at the woman in front of me and I notice she has dark black hairs on her upper back and then I see she has side burns and matching hairs on her upper lip too. By the way, she was not a dark-skinned woman - she looked to be white.
Maybe all the women with hair is indicative of the rampant, growing gayness - maybe more women have more hair and perhaps these hairy women have more testosterone than most women which contributes to their being butch? I know it's unscientific but it sounds plausible to me...

[Kilrtoy]

tattoo's are out,
Hair is in

[Infomaniac]

As long as she does not have hair on her balls I am OK with it.

[Mandelon]

Hormones in the milk, hormones in the chicken, hormones in the beef......it was bound to happen... :(

[ROZ]

I 'd like to hear a ho moaning with mashed potato mounds on her boobs...

[DetroitJim]

Hairier chicks are hornier chicks. Less f**cking estrogen is a good thing.

[LUVNLIFE]

Originally posted by Infomaniac
As long as she does not have hair on her balls I am OK with it.
Is that like.....Damn her clit was huge, it was like eight inches long.:D

[Sleek-Jet]

Originally posted by LUVNLIFE
Is that like.....Damn her clit was huge, it was like eight inches long.:D
I just sprayed beer all over the computer. ROFLMAO!!!!! :D

[Jbb]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
OK... yesterday I went for a haircut and get this chick who has far hairier arms than I do. She is wearing her sleeves rolled up to show off her arm hair. It's thick and dark too. I assume dyke but she chatters away about her boyfriend during the cut.
After that, I head to a department store to pick up a couple of things and a beautiful young woman helps me. She also happened to have sideburns. I'm not talking about just a few strands of peach fuzz. She had light and thin hair but definitely groomed into little pork chop sideburns. An attractive girl too.
Was I asleep for 50 years or something? :confused:
The peach fuzz pork chops wasn't no chick...Dumbass.....It was Elvis......Thank ya...Thank Ya very much....!

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by JETBOAT BRIAN
It was Elvis......
That would explain the cape.

[rrrr]

You bunch of sick bastards............
:D :D :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
OK... yesterday I went for a haircut and get this chick who has far hairier arms than I do. She is wearing her sleeves rolled up to show off her arm hair. It's thick and dark too. I assume dyke but she chatters away about her boyfriend during the cut.
After that, I head to a department store to pick up a couple of things and a beautiful young woman helps me. She also happened to have sideburns. I'm not talking about just a few strands of peach fuzz. She had light and thin hair but definitely groomed into little pork chop sideburns. An attractive girl too.
Was I asleep for 50 years or something? :confused:
That's there way of keeping warm in SaskaBush:D .......( . )( . )....;)

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
tattoo's are out,
Hair is in
I don't know about that Kilr. I went to West Coast Choppers yesterday to buy the obligitory tee shirt and sticker, and the little goth princess behind the register with her lip ring, piercings and makeup was looking at a book of tattoos...:confused:
I found myself wondering what she was gonna look like in the retirement home...:eek: with casino carpet patterns all over her sagging skin and holes everywhere from studs and ring piercings...:rolleyes:

[Infomaniac]

Originally posted by rrrr
You bunch of sick bastards............
:D :D :D :D
Thank ya...Thank Ya very much....!

[FlatUgly]

I think what it comes down to is that Women hate Women period, wether they admit it or not its competetion and chick thought her sideburns gave her a leg up . Nasty

[Jungle Boy]

uhh, ppssstt, Tom it's still winter time and a girl from Sask needs to stay warm.

[Kilrtoy]

I found myself wondering what she was gonna look like in the retirement home... with casino carpet patterns all over her sagging skin and holes everywhere from studs and ring piercings
You planning on marrying her Eagle,
I would be thinking here and now....

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Hormones in the milk, hormones in the chicken, hormones in the beef......it was bound to happen... :(
Thus splains all the ****ing high skool chicks with the big cans, we would dream of the day some chick in skool had a ****ing c cup, now d's are the norm.

[Chase]

Well Tom, that goes to show you that you have to come a little bit north to see the girls that actually look like girls.....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/332Kelly_and_the_girls-med.JPG
THESE ARE SASKATOON GIRLS!!!!

[bigkatboat]

How far are you guys from Dalmany?? I'm helping a guy there build a blown V- drive boat. I might have to come up and work on it if the girls are like those shown above. I don't mind fabricating the hardware and doing a little "installing" as long as we are INDOORS!

[Tom Brown]

Chase is closer than I am, Bigkat. I've been to Saskatoon and I can assure you not all the chicks there are as hot as Chase's harem.
By the way, imagine how good those women looked to Chase when that shot was taken. I'm sober and they look beautiful to me. That hot blonde would be getting a surprise if she were sitting on my lap.

[MsDrmr]

Okay guys here's the deal, there is a horomone inbalance that goes on here. I suffer from it as well, however, I do like being feminine so therefore I use hair remover treatments on my face, mostly upperlip hair. My arms are not hairy, but my legs have to be shaved every day. I hate it. However, if you use the bleaces and hair remover no one has to know about your conditon. (and by the way,,,no hair on the back ither). It has been like this since I was in grade school and won't go away. I just keep removing the hair and it's no big deal...my next step is the laser surgery that removes hair semi-permanently (for 10yrs). The women have probably been told it is not a good idea to start removing the hair(at least thats what my dr. said) so they feel it's natural and thats what they deal with. I ge embarrased and shameful about it becuase it's not what is acceptalbe, but I choose to remove it and others don't

[MsDrmr]

Unwanted facial hair is a common, chronic medical condition that affects more than 40 million women in the United States," said Dr. Sawaya. "In addition to hereditary factors, excessive facial hair may be caused by medical conditions such as androgen excess disorder of polycystic ovarian syndrome. Regardless of the cause, excessive facial hair has been shown to have a major psychological impact on women, such as low self-esteem."
took this off an internet site to help you men understand. I sufferd from polycysitc ovarian syndrom and had my uterus removed at age 26 becuase of this disorder. It sucks

[Tom Brown]

Thank you for the information, mrsdrmr.
I thought all women had some quantity of facial hair but that some chose to groom it and others didn't? I'm sure those hotties that Chase hangs out with have had wax on their upper lip.

[MsDrmr]

could be very true, all women have some hair on their upper lip, some just have darker courser hair that is more visible and stand out.....kinda like some men have six packs and some have beer bellies. HEHEHEHEHE

[fourspeednup]

Originally posted by Chase
Well Tom, that goes to show you that you have to come a little bit north to see the girls that actually look like girls.....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/332Kelly_and_the_girls-med.JPG
THESE ARE SASKATOON GIRLS!!!!
I'm still a little sketchy on this...the mustache on that chick 2nd from right wearing a dark shirt looks a little furry to me, and the balding chick in the back....well that's a whole nother problem:D :D
--four(pathetic attemp at humor)speed

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
I found myself wondering what she was gonna look like in the retirement home... with casino carpet patterns all over her sagging skin and holes everywhere from studs and ring piercings
You planning on marrying her Eagle,
I would be thinking here and now....
How'd ya know?:confused:

[bigkatboat]

The laser deal is nice, it takes (aprox 3 laps) multiple visits, and the results are "smooth". I'm not a 'bush man' and I am very thankfull for the effort and pain you girls endure. I would just like to know why my honey always gets a 'discount' from the bush doctor? She gives me a "shave and a hair cut" at home, how come she gets to go out for "custom machine work"? Is there a place MEN can go for a 'tune up'? I need one about now, it's still raining!

[MsDrmr]

its never ending wax shave wax shave wax shave cream here cream there wax and shave again.......by the way, what does the laser treament cost?

[Chase]

OK fourspeed if you think the two individuals that you have pointed out are girls, then you have other issues you should be thinking about. I felt it was clear that when I said these are Saskatoon girls, you would in fact notice that I was referring to the beautiful young women in the picture....:D :D

[Tom Brown]

Hey Chase, I think I recognize that chick on the left. Ask her if she's ever slept one off in the drunk tank in Prince Albert.

[Jungle Boy]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Hey Chase, I think I recognize that chick on the left. Ask her if she's ever slept one off in the drunk tank in Prince Albert.
The mellow yellow room. Some stinking ****ing indian once pissed his pants when I was in there (Red Deer). It would have been funny, but I was sleeping down stream towards the drain!:( We got the hose turned on us that night after I got up and kicked his worthless indian ass in the head.:eek: :mad: :D

[Chase]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Hey Chase, I think I recognize that chick on the left. Ask her if she's ever slept one off in the drunk tank in Prince Albert.
I feel that I am accurate by saying no to that question Tom...especially being in there at the same time as you....besides the ladies I hang out with are always on thier best behaviour..........:D :D :D

[OGShocker]

Originally posted by Chase
Well Tom, that goes to show you that you have to come a little bit north to see the girls that actually look like girls.....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/332Kelly_and_the_girls-med.JPG
THESE ARE SASKATOON GIRLS!!!!
Who is the girl in the grey shirt? She has a sexy mustace!:D

[Tom Brown]

You don't want any of her, OG. She's a total skank *****...
... although I hear she takes it from the back.

[totenhosen]

Originally posted by Chase
Well Tom, that goes to show you that you have to come a little bit north to see the girls that actually look like girls.....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/332Kelly_and_the_girls-med.JPG
THESE ARE SASKATOON GIRLS!!!!
UMMH those aren't even L.A. fours!!! (The one in the middle maybe)

[hd&boatrider]

Originally posted by mrsdrmr
Okay guys here's the deal, there is a horomone inbalance that goes on here. I suffer from it as well, however, I do like being feminine so therefore I use hair remover treatments on my face, mostly upperlip hair. My arms are not hairy, but my legs have to be shaved every day. I hate it. However, if you use the bleaces and hair remover no one has to know about your conditon. (and by the way,,,no hair on the back ither). It has been like this since I was in grade school and won't go away. I just keep removing the hair and it's no big deal...my next step is the laser surgery that removes hair semi-permanently (for 10yrs). The women have probably been told it is not a good idea to start removing the hair(at least thats what my dr. said) so they feel it's natural and thats what they deal with. I ge embarrased and shameful about it becuase it's not what is acceptalbe, but I choose to remove it and others don't
mrsdrmr....If you really want to look into the laser stuff let me know. I have a friend who has a location in Corona that provides that type of service. PM me if you are interested.

[Tom Brown]

By the way, I can't wait to party with you JB. :D :D :D

[Chase]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
You don't want any of her, OG. She's a total skank *****...
... although I hear she takes it from the back.
Tom You weren't supposed to tell anyone.....:rolleyes:

[OGShocker]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
You don't want any of her, OG. She's a total skank *****...
... although I hear she takes it from the back.
She may be all you say but, she drinks my favorite beer! I AM!

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by totenhosen
UMMH those aren't even L.A. fours!!! (The one in the middle maybe)
:confused:
With the exception of the two boozed up pussy hounds, those are beautiful women in that picture.

[totenhosen]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
:confused:
With the exception of the two boozed up pussy hounds, those are beautiful women in that picture.
maybe where you live!