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Blown 472
02-27-2004, 01:42 PM
wipe their asses?? its not like they had paper back then, ridin tha range with a load of ass gravy, no wonder the first thing they did when they rolled into town was take a bath, stinky fockers.:yuk:

miller19j
02-27-2004, 01:45 PM
LolÂ….Maybe you should ask Tom Brown. This seems to be his area of expertise. :D

Chase
02-27-2004, 01:46 PM
GRASS...that is where Cheech and Chong got the idea for "Good Shit Man!"

Her454
02-27-2004, 01:49 PM
Ask Hoss. Well, then again, maybe not. :)

OGShocker
02-27-2004, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by miller19j
LolÂ….Maybe you should ask Tom Brown. This seems to be his area of expertise. :D
That is just plain wrong of you...:D

OLDRAT
02-27-2004, 01:56 PM
John Wayne Toilet Paper:
Its rough and tough and don't take shit off no one

Chase
02-27-2004, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Forensic
So the manly cowboy was actually scooting accross the plains dragging ass like a dog on carpet?
I am thinking maybe more along the lines of using a clump of grass, while thier body is stationary...

Chase
02-27-2004, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Forensic
To me that doesn't paint quite nearly as funny a picture... But I guess it would get the job done.
:D
Is taking shit ever really a humorous situation

Tom Brown
02-27-2004, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Chase
Is taking shit ever really a humorous situation
Are you kidding? :confused:
The last time I went on the Gray Owl hike in Waskesiu, I was in the lead group and stopped to drop down a nice steaming patty square on the center of the trail. It was one of those mushy trail shits.
When we stopped to camp, a guy from the rear group started talking about some fresh droppings they came across and they asked us if we saw any large animals. I told them I saw a few but nothing while I was squatting on the trail, laying down a deuce.
You should have seen the curled up lips around the camp fire...

miller19j
02-27-2004, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by OGShocker
That is just plain wrong of you...:D :D :D

Her454
02-27-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Are you kidding? :confused:
The last time I went on the Gray Owl hike in Waskesiu, I was in the lead group and stopped to drop down a nice steaming patty square on the center of the trail. It was one of those mushy trail shits.
When we stopped to camp, a guy from the rear group started talking about some fresh droppings they came across and they asked us if we saw any large animals. I told them I saw a few but nothing while I was squatting on the trail, laying down a deuce.
You should have seen the curled up lips around the camp fire...
ROTFLMAO! :D :D :D

fourspeednup
02-27-2004, 02:25 PM
I told them I saw a few but nothing while I was squatting on the trail, laying down a deuce.
That's some great SHIT!;)

Blown 472
02-27-2004, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Are you kidding? :confused:
The last time I went on the Gray Owl hike in Waskesiu, I was in the lead group and stopped to drop down a nice steaming patty square on the center of the trail. It was one of those mushy trail shits.
When we stopped to camp, a guy from the rear group started talking about some fresh droppings they came across and they asked us if we saw any large animals. I told them I saw a few but nothing while I was squatting on the trail, laying down a deuce.
You should have seen the curled up lips around the camp fire...
Holy shit is that funny. We should call you pigeon boy.

Chase
02-27-2004, 02:27 PM
This is probably where the elk got infected with TB.

FMluvswater
02-27-2004, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Chase
This is probably where the elk got infected with TB.
:eek: Holy shit!!! :D ROTFLMMFAO!!! :D :D

Her454
02-27-2004, 02:32 PM
OMG, Tom Brown for Pres, Im still laughing!:D :D

Blown 472
02-27-2004, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Her454
OMG, Tom Brown for Pres, Im still laughing!:D :D
And if I get elected, a steaming pile for every man, woman, and child.:p

canuck1
02-28-2004, 11:46 AM
The question is: Would Tom get elected or erected?

Mandelon
02-28-2004, 12:03 PM
Cowboys? What about the Indians?
You got two hands right? Eat with the right, wipe with the left!! :yuk:

HOSS
02-28-2004, 12:07 PM
sand

Dr. Eagle
02-28-2004, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by Chase
GRASS...that is where Cheech and Chong got the idea for "Good Shit Man!"
Definitely not poison oak leaves...:p

Dr. Eagle
02-28-2004, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by HOSS
sand
Ouch...:yuk:

HOSS
02-28-2004, 01:08 PM
Sand was a dual purpose necessity. It got rid of unwanted crack hair. Let things dry out.
It worked on the same principle as dry sweep.

MudPumper
02-28-2004, 01:52 PM
I used to have some guys from Guatamala that worked for me and they said when they used to work in the fields, they would use rocks to wipe their ass.:eek:

HOSS
02-28-2004, 02:33 PM
HHHHMMMMM,,,,never tried that,,,,,,,,,,,,yet.
Cactus work great but you must be careful.

Tom Brown
02-28-2004, 03:01 PM
A healthy person's urine is sterile. They could get another cowboy to piss their ass clean.

Dr. Eagle
02-28-2004, 03:11 PM
Sort of a Rodeo Bedet...:wink:

Blown 472
02-28-2004, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
A healthy person's urine is sterile. They could get another cowboy to piss their ass clean.
Now, theres a picture.:yuk:

UBFJ #454
02-28-2004, 07:21 PM
If You Gotta Ask ... You Ain't No Cowboy!

LUVNLIFE
02-28-2004, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
A healthy person's urine is sterile. They could get another cowboy to piss their ass clean.
Great now Tom is going to piss off (no punn intended ) all the cowboys on the boards.:D :D

Dr. Eagle
02-28-2004, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
A healthy person's urine is sterile. They could get another cowboy to piss their ass clean.
I could see that happening in San Francisco at the "roundup"
:rolleyes:

HOSS
02-28-2004, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
A healthy person's urine is sterile. They could get another cowboy to piss their ass clean.
Now thats original. Tom will clean piss fix this trani of mine?

Dr. Eagle
02-28-2004, 07:53 PM
Probably couldn't hurt it...;)

Tom Brown
02-28-2004, 08:42 PM
The piss technique works best with top loaders.

Infomaniac
02-28-2004, 08:46 PM
Corn cob.

Dr. Eagle
02-28-2004, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by Infomaniac
Corn cob.
Youch...