FMluvswater
03-10-2004, 06:17 PM
Turkey on a farm had high hopes of getting to the top of the apple tree in the farmer's orchard. Problem is turkeys can't fly. Bull in the pasture suggests to the turkey,
"If you eat my droppings you will get extra nutrients and protein and eventually you will be strong enough to someday climb to the top of that apple tree."
Turkey takes bull's advice everyday for a year and sure enough one day he is able to get to the top of the apple tree. Turkey is so pleased with himself sitting at the top of that apple tree basking in his achievement. Farmer steps out onto his porch, spots turkey in the tree, gets his shotgun and BANG! turkey falls out of the tree dead. The moral of the story?
Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
;) :D
"If you eat my droppings you will get extra nutrients and protein and eventually you will be strong enough to someday climb to the top of that apple tree."
Turkey takes bull's advice everyday for a year and sure enough one day he is able to get to the top of the apple tree. Turkey is so pleased with himself sitting at the top of that apple tree basking in his achievement. Farmer steps out onto his porch, spots turkey in the tree, gets his shotgun and BANG! turkey falls out of the tree dead. The moral of the story?
Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
;) :D