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mikev
03-13-2004, 04:20 PM
Pretty close to right on.......
Heard at Portland, Oregon City Hall. Mayor Vera Katz.
Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
"Names?"
Tim and Jim Jones."
"Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."
"Brothers? You can't get married."
"Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender
couples?"
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's
incest!"
"Incest?" No, we are not gay."
"Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each
other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples
who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay,
you can get married to a woman."
"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman
as I have.
But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a
woman. I want to marry Jim."
"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against
us just because we are not gay?"
"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."
"Hi. We are here to get married."
"Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane
loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and
me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express
our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's
just for couples."
"Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
"Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The
more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the
constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a
marriage license!"
"All right, all right. Next."
"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"
"David Deets."
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to
marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."
"That does it! I quit!! You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"
And that's the World we live in Now
2004

Kilrtoy
03-13-2004, 07:30 PM
How true

Kwicherbichen
03-13-2004, 11:26 PM
Wait till they all have to pay child support, alimony, and have to give up half their shit, they won't be liking marriage so much anymore.

Kilrtoy
03-13-2004, 11:27 PM
50% of them will

jlnorthrup122
03-13-2004, 11:38 PM
Albe gotdamed!!!! did you make that up yourself???
Holyshit if I could rember half these shorthand comds my fumbling ass is pullin I would be a puter Guru!!!!

jlnorthrup122
03-13-2004, 11:41 PM
I would be a puter Guru!!!!
Shut the **** up JL You look like a Fag and a post ***** now!!!! :D

Kilrtoy
03-13-2004, 11:44 PM
Ok who the hell are you talking too

jlnorthrup122
03-13-2004, 11:49 PM
Ok who the hell are you talking too
Alrite spin the wheels a little to the rite UM yeah there it is. Okay I cant find the keys must go to sleep now. I'm typing too the originator the post starter bro!!!! Hey where the **** is Mrs Flin Vee She is like a puter mom to me!?

Kilrtoy
03-13-2004, 11:55 PM
Don't know where the vee is
she is a PUSSY CAT now.
I need to call her and the hubby.

HighRoller
03-14-2004, 12:29 AM
MikeV, you're an idiot if you think the Mayor of Portland would sanction gay marriage...It was the County Board of Commissioners! Get your facts straight!!