JustMVG
03-21-2004, 12:51 PM
THE SPEEDY JUGGLER
An Arizona State Trooper pulled a car over on I-40 about 2 mile east of
Winslow. When the DPS Officer asked the driver why he was speeding, the
driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way
to Holbrook to do a show that afternoon at the Government Center for the
County Attorneys Office and didn't want to be late.
The Officer told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the
driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a
ticket. The driver told the Officer that he had sent all of his equipment
on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Officer told him that he
had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could
juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Officer got three
flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the
patrol car and an obviously intoxicated individual got out. After watching
the performance briefly he went over to the patrol car, opened the rear
door and got in. The Officer observed him doing this and went over to the
patrol car and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there's
no way in hell I can pass that test."
An Arizona State Trooper pulled a car over on I-40 about 2 mile east of
Winslow. When the DPS Officer asked the driver why he was speeding, the
driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way
to Holbrook to do a show that afternoon at the Government Center for the
County Attorneys Office and didn't want to be late.
The Officer told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the
driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a
ticket. The driver told the Officer that he had sent all of his equipment
on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Officer told him that he
had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could
juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Officer got three
flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the
patrol car and an obviously intoxicated individual got out. After watching
the performance briefly he went over to the patrol car, opened the rear
door and got in. The Officer observed him doing this and went over to the
patrol car and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there's
no way in hell I can pass that test."