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Wapo
03-30-2006, 06:02 AM
How do I convince my wife that we NEED a boat.
A few years ago we had a closed bow, that's where our 3 kids came from. :cool:

MagicMtnDan
03-30-2006, 06:09 AM
How do I convince my wife that we NEED a boat.
A few years ago we had a closed bow, that's where our 3 kids came from. :cool:
Maybe promise to wear a condom while boating? :D Or you could offer to get a vasectomy if she allows you to get a boat (is that a fair trade for you)? It's not like she'd be taking your sack and you would have a boat.
Oh, welcome aboard! :rollside:

NOTALENT
03-30-2006, 06:23 AM
Welcome. Tell her your thinking of the family. You think you should all spend more time with each other and this would be a good way... :rollside: Girls like that stuff.. :D

Kilrtoy
03-30-2006, 06:32 AM
HEY!
it's the guy from
The 3 Amigos

My Man's Sportin' Wood
03-30-2006, 06:56 AM
Welcome! Tell her about all the cool people she'll meet through ***boat!

havaduner
03-30-2006, 06:57 AM
Find a boat, that you want, (that you think she will like) pick colors that you think she will like, get the biggest motor package you can, buy it, pick it up, bring it home, park it in front of the house, when she walks out of the house with a confused look on her face, exclaim " Look what I did!!"

Big Warlock
03-30-2006, 07:12 AM
Just buy it and then show it to her. The kids need a boat! All kids need a boat!!

Havasu1986
03-30-2006, 07:23 AM
How do I convince my wife that we NEED a boat.
A few years ago we had a closed bow, that's where our 3 kids came from. :cool:I suggest a open bow this time

a catered life
03-30-2006, 07:25 AM
buck up just buy it and bring it home...... :p ...joking tell her the facts it is the best family fun investment you can buy...after your first season of boating all 3 kids will be working part time jobs to pay for the repairs and gas and that my friend makes for a happy productive family :p

VESSEL ASSIST
03-30-2006, 07:31 AM
Just buy it and then show it to her. The kids need a boat! All kids need a boat!!
I think so as well...all kids need a boat. It's good family fun.
River kids are usually good kids, it just works out that way.
You can talk her through the reasons to buy a boat process :D
Good luck!

a catered life
03-30-2006, 07:41 AM
Welcome! Tell her about all the cool people she'll meet through ***boat!
who and where are these cool people?

Mr.Havasu
03-30-2006, 07:54 AM
Buy the boat, surprise her with it..... remember...It's easier to ask for forgiveness then permission....I always say that :cool:

robsformula
03-30-2006, 08:03 AM
First off, when is her b-day? Second, go out buy what you think she would like. Take it to the marina closest to you and put a big red bow on it and then take her there and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY Honey. Thats what I did. Then we sold it a year later. Then bought another this time for my B-day, we still have it 5 years later. :rollside:

JetBoatRich
03-30-2006, 08:11 AM
How do I convince my wife that we NEED a boat.
Just go buy one :rolleyes:

ThongMagnet
03-30-2006, 08:13 AM
Just rent one every weekend. She'll get the point :rollside:

a catered life
03-30-2006, 08:38 AM
Just go buy one :rolleyes:
look who's talking :p

HOOTER SLED-
03-30-2006, 08:41 AM
Welcome. Tell her boaters make better lovers. :rollside:

PHOTOGLOU
03-30-2006, 08:41 AM
Just tell her if you don't get a boat you might end up on someone else's boat.... That otta do the trick

chub
03-30-2006, 08:43 AM
As my buddy BOHICA has taught me and I now live by:
"It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission." :rollside:

Cole Trickle
03-30-2006, 08:51 AM
Welcome. Tell her boaters make better lovers. :rollside:
Don't forget they also make the best liars!!!;) :crossx: :cry: :idea:
I suggest a Pontoon equiped with a Sex swing, Kegarator,Stripper Pole,Big Stereo and a Trampoline. :) :boxed:

Tom Brown
03-30-2006, 08:54 AM
Just be honest... tell her a boat is a great distraction to keep you from thinking about your unusually small penis.

Tom Brown
03-30-2006, 08:56 AM
Don't punk me.
Gotta. Can't not. Wouldn't be right.
Welcome, Wapo. :cool:

Wapo
03-30-2006, 09:00 AM
Tom Brown, I like you. That was type of answer I was expecting. All the others are more realistic. Actually we have 4, I married into 1.
I'm writing my forgiveness speech now. Thanks for the chuckle!!!

Phat Matt
03-30-2006, 09:22 AM
Buy a boat, then convince yourself you NEED a wife. :D

NautiTwins
03-30-2006, 09:31 AM
Tom Brown, I like you. That was type of answer I was expecting. All the others are more realistic. Actually we have 4, I married into 1.
I'm writing my forgiveness speech now. Thanks for the chuckle!!!
I got my wife into boating, by taking her down to see it. She thought it was pretty. Paid the guy and left with a new boat. Did it a little different with the truck. Woke up one morning, told her I would be back in about an hour, I am going to look at some new trucks. Came home with one and handed her the keys and said take it for a drive. She thought it was pretty!

Mandelon
03-30-2006, 09:34 AM
Just do it.
Whats a Wapo? Tell me you don't mean " El Guapo" :p

BarryMac
03-30-2006, 09:34 AM
Just be honest... tell her a boat is a great distraction to keep you from thinking about your unusually small penis.
Did he ever say he was looking at a 30+ footer that would do over 120mph? He probably has a normal size penis and is looking at a bitchen jetboat... :D :D

Outnumbered
03-30-2006, 11:29 AM
How do I convince my wife that we NEED a boat.
A few years ago we had a closed bow, that's where our 3 kids came from. :cool:
Just show her this pic. We took this at Mead at sunset last year. Nuf said:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/973P6190062.JPG

pixilatedpussy
03-30-2006, 11:32 AM
How do I convince my wife that we NEED a boat.
A few years ago we had a closed bow, that's where our 3 kids came from. :cool:
Welcome!!! Go baby go!!! :p

pixilatedpussy
03-30-2006, 11:32 AM
Just show her this pic. We took this at Mead at sunset last year. Nuf said:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/973P6190062.JPG
Lovely pic! That should do the trick!

v-drive
03-30-2006, 11:45 AM
well, I wanted a harley and she was having a fit. I told her that she had grown up around them and I hadn't and always wanted one. She finally said she was afraid because of all the idiot drivers and she was completely against it. my reply was fine I will just buy another boat and the rest is history. since then I bought yet another boat and can hardly wait for summer. you have to get creative. :rollside: v-drive

Mrs_Wally_Gator
03-30-2006, 11:51 AM
Buy the boat, surprise her with it..... remember...It's easier to ask for forgiveness then permission....I always say that :cool:
That is not true with all wives!

a catered life
03-30-2006, 01:20 PM
Just show her this pic. We took this at Mead at sunset last year. Nuf said:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/973P6190062.JPG
that did it for me great pic :p