Her454
03-31-2004, 02:55 PM
heres my joke..............read at your own risk, and if you take offense its your lack of humor. :)
In a Baghdad bar a Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same one twice.
An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either!
A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller Lite and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi.
He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't
need to drink with the same ones twice."
GOD BLESS THE USA!!
In a Baghdad bar a Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same one twice.
An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either!
A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller Lite and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi.
He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't
need to drink with the same ones twice."
GOD BLESS THE USA!!