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Cas
04-01-2004, 07:02 AM
Ever think about words you've used, names you've called people or names that you've been called?
What's a "dickweed"? does it grow in your yard or maybe it's something that grows in the ocean?
how about a ********?
spoogeface? who did it to the person? do they really have it on their face or does their face really look like spooge?
That chick is "hot"! wtf!? you go touch her and you get burned? well, actually, yea, that's probably true but "hot". Hell, where did the calling a girl a "chick" even get started.
Ahhhh man, "cool" boat. Bullshit, my boats been sitting in the sun, the boat is mostly black....it's hotter than hell......how hot is hell, ever been there to know?
Hey, so and so just got a new boat, I bet they're in "hog heaven" right now. ok, what is hog heaven...do you think hogs have a heaven, do they really care.
My Dad died back in 1990 in his sleep. People have always said, "at least he went peacefully". Ok, how the hell do they know? Does the person that died know they died?
What's a ****head? anyone know?

Danhercules
04-01-2004, 07:15 AM
"That thing is BAD" Well, if its bad, why do you like it??
"See you later" said to somone you will probably never see again.
Guilty of this one...
"I am never gonna drink again".......Yea right!!!

Stupid Fast
04-01-2004, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by Danhercules
"I am never gonna drink again".......Yea right!!! "
Umm......I think I have said that a few times myself.....:rolleyes:

Cas
04-01-2004, 08:01 AM
motherf**king c*cksucker, must be a bisexual huh?

1stepcloser
04-01-2004, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by Cas
How hot is hell, ever been there to know?
While this may not answer the question directly, perhaps it will help....
Question: Is Hell exothermic? (Gives off heat) or endothermic? (Absorbs heat)
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that: "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
:)