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Fiat48
04-02-2004, 10:46 AM
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night, 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall
doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help.
Thanks,
Troubled User
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING. It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to disallow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C: APOLOGIZE, because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Pay Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.
WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
:D

MsDrmr
04-02-2004, 10:56 AM
that is too cute. There was one out a while ago about boyfriends/ husbans. I liked that one too.
yes us wives can be difficult but you asked for us HEHEHEHE :D :p

Lakeshow
04-02-2004, 10:58 AM
I've seen this before LMAO.
Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3 is very troublesome as is SandbarHottie 5.0!

DoubleDown
04-02-2004, 11:08 AM
Thanks for the heads up! In the future Ill be sure to just install Girlfriend 7.1 update instead of Wife 1.0 unless Girlfriend 7.1 comes with the integrated programs Attitude 2.0 and Total Control 3.6 :D

welk2party
04-02-2004, 11:31 AM
Funny!:D

Up 4 River
04-02-2004, 11:58 AM
That's Great!:D

GottaJet
04-02-2004, 12:36 PM
:D :D LMAO :D :D

UnionJack
04-02-2004, 01:20 PM
That is really great, I love it and can't wait for the old lady to read it

looky_lou
04-02-2004, 03:48 PM
Good one.
I have been trying to uninstall that program for 28 years now. Still no luck.:p