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Boozer
04-05-2004, 07:58 PM
Since my counter part is back and doesn't seem to be planning to leave anytime soon The Dear Asshole Advice column is back in full swing.
So who has some questions for the Expert resident Assholes?

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-05-2004, 07:59 PM
what is a canatard. who sucks ass and swallows. LOL!! :D

LASERRAY
04-05-2004, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by Boozer
Since my counter part is back and doesn't seem to be planning to leave anytime soon The Dear Asshole Advice column is back in full swing.
So who has some questions for the Expert resident Assholes? I do! What the **** are you talking about?:D

Blown 472
04-05-2004, 08:00 PM
Why does it burn when I pee?

Boozer
04-05-2004, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
Why does it burn when I pee?
Take the jalapeno out of your dick. Either that or you have herpes.

LASERRAY
04-05-2004, 08:01 PM
What is "Grandpa's little secret"?

Boozer
04-05-2004, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
I do! What the **** are you talking about?:D
Before you were a regular poster here Hooligan and I started an adivce column called Dear Asshole. It allows fellow hot boaters to ask questions and get good advice from experienced asshole advice givers.

Blown 472
04-05-2004, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Boozer
Take the jalapeno out of your dick. Either that or you have herpes.
Hair piece?

Boozer
04-05-2004, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
What is "Grandpa's little secret"?
Do you want me to come over and show you?

canuck1
04-05-2004, 08:03 PM
Why is Blown 472 known as Spice Boy?

LASERRAY
04-05-2004, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Boozer
Before you were a regular poster here Hooligan and I started an adivce column called Dear Asshole. It allows fellow hot boaters to ask questions and get good advice from experienced asshole advice givers. ;)

Dr. Eagle
04-05-2004, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
Why does it burn when I pee?
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me!!!!!!!

Blown 472
04-05-2004, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Boozer
Before you were a regular poster here Hooligan and I started an adivce column called Dear Asshole. It allows fellow hot boaters to ask questions and get good advice from experienced asshole advice givers.
So, you are an experinced asshole?

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-05-2004, 08:03 PM
he puts jalepeno's in his dick. LOL!! :D

Boozer
04-05-2004, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by canuck1
Why is Blown 472 known as Spice Boy?
For the same reason you are known as "Cantard"

Blown 472
04-05-2004, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by canuck1
Why is Blown 472 known as Spice Boy?
You started that/

Boozer
04-05-2004, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
So, you are an experinced asshole?
Either that or I have an experienced asshole.
Please don't question my qualifications if you do I will have sick Hooligan on you.

Blown 472
04-05-2004, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Boozer
Either that or I have an experienced asshole.
Please don't question my qualifications if you do I will have sick Hooligan on you.
nuff said, me thinks canuck 1 will be looking for you shortly.:D :D

LASERRAY
04-05-2004, 08:08 PM
Does this look infected to you?

hoolign
04-05-2004, 08:08 PM
****...sorry Boozer..late for work again,had to pull a fish outta some guys ass
ok what's on the adgenda
grampas secret.....ah yeah well that wasn't his wet mustache when he kissed you goodnight:p

Boozer
04-05-2004, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
nuff said, me thinks canuck 1 will be looking for you shortly.:D :D
He already stopped by. I gave him your address and some KY. It's your turn now.

Blown 472
04-05-2004, 08:12 PM
Why is it when you are pouring it to some chick from behind you have to pull her hair?

hoolign
04-05-2004, 08:14 PM
so she quits looking at your buddies knees
....next

LASERRAY
04-05-2004, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Does this look infected to you? Well, does it?
<----------- Still waiting on Boozer's "advice".

Kachina26
04-05-2004, 08:39 PM
Why pay more?

Blown 472
04-05-2004, 08:43 PM
How do they cut potato chips so thin? and do they barbeque them to get that flava?

Boozer
04-05-2004, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Well, does it?
<----------- Still waiting on Boozer's "advice".
Yes it does. BTW how did you get THAT THERE? What were you thinking?

Tom Brown
04-05-2004, 08:45 PM
Hey Blown, do you touch your nipples a lot?

Boozer
04-05-2004, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Hey Blown, do you touch your nipples a lot?
Only when you're around.

hoolign
04-05-2004, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
How do they cut potato chips so thin? and do they barbeque them to get that flava? That's none of your goddamn buisness ,it's top secret, just eat the ****in chips...and enjoy
next...

Blown 472
04-05-2004, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Hey Blown, do you touch your nipples a lot?
funny you should mention that, seems I do. What does that mean?? is it bad?

canuck1
04-05-2004, 08:49 PM
Is Betty Boop a chick?

Tom Brown
04-05-2004, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
funny you should mention that, seems I do. What does that mean?? is it bad?
I was hoping you'd know.

Blown 472
04-05-2004, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
I was hoping you'd know.
Maybe we should ask the assholes?

betty boop
04-05-2004, 08:52 PM
duh - what kind of person would call her daughter betty?????

hoolign
04-05-2004, 08:53 PM
a butchers wife :eek:

betty boop
04-05-2004, 08:55 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

DEEZ NUTTS
04-05-2004, 08:55 PM
Why are farts still funny? You would think I would be used to them by now.

hoolign
04-05-2004, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by betty boop
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

LASERRAY
04-05-2004, 08:58 PM
I can't stand the itching, but I don't mind the swelling. Am I normal?

canuck1
04-05-2004, 08:58 PM
Is Betty an ugly little boy in drag?

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-05-2004, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by canuck1
Is Betty an ugly little boy in drag?
are you looking to swallow someone elses beside Hooligan. :D

Tom Brown
04-05-2004, 09:01 PM
Mike, I hereby appoint you Canada's ambassador to ***boat.

canuck1
04-05-2004, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
are you looking to swallow someone elses beside Hooligan. :D
Just you Miss V:)

hoolign
04-05-2004, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Mike, I hereby appoint you Canada's ambassador to ***boat.
well there goes any hope of a page in ***boat:D

canuck1
04-05-2004, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Mike, I hereby appoint you Canada's ambassador to ***boat.
Thanks Tom, Do I need to make a speech or something?

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-05-2004, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by canuck1
Thanks Tom, Do I need to make a speech or something?
Yes I believe so canSuck 1 . LMAO!! I think you do. :D

canuck1
04-05-2004, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
Yes I believe so canSuck 1 . LMAO!! I think you do. :D
Name the place Miss V

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-05-2004, 09:09 PM
I don't have one to suck and I am happily married to a straight man so I will ask hooligan for you again. :D :D

Her454
04-05-2004, 09:09 PM
Someone wake me, this is all just a bad dream.........LMAO:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-05-2004, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Her454
Someone wake me, this is all just a bad dream.........LMAO:D
but it is canuck with a wet one. so stay close we can all laugh at him in a while for having to sleep in his own wet spot. LMAO!! :D

canuck1
04-05-2004, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
I don't have one to suck and I am happily married to a straight man so I will ask hooligan for you again. :D :D
Two will do:D :D

LASERRAY
04-05-2004, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by Her454
Someone wake me, this is all just a bad dream.........LMAO:D Sorta reminds me of detention/study hall back in the day ;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-05-2004, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by canuck1
Two will do:D :D
o.k you got me there. I will give you credit for that. but you have alot of catching up to do I think I got you more . LOL!! :D