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Her454
04-08-2004, 10:58 AM
Am I the only dumbass that is constantly losing mine? :mad:
I have torn my house apart today looking for my keys...the 3rd set I've lost in about a year. :rolleyes:

mirvin
04-08-2004, 11:01 AM
I usually lose my stuff "temporarily". I guess you would call that "misplaced"
I hope you find them.
mirvin

Sleek-Jet
04-08-2004, 11:02 AM
I've never lost mine.... they have been severley misplaced a few times though. :D

Jbb
04-08-2004, 11:03 AM
Old Milwaukee clouding the senses....:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-08-2004, 11:04 AM
did you check in the car? :D

Her454
04-08-2004, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by JETBOAT BRIAN
Old Milwaukee clouding the senses....:D
Apparently so...........:mad: I swear I even lose my Hide-A-Keys.

Her454
04-08-2004, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
did you check in the car? :D
LOL, yea I did MRSV- One of the first places Im learning to look...:)

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-08-2004, 11:07 AM
is your house key on the same set. If so you had to open the door somehow so they have to be in the house somewhere. Or one would think so. ;)

LASERRAY
04-08-2004, 11:08 AM
On Monday I lost the main set of keys to my district work truck and had to ask the boss for the spare set . Monday was one of those days where I had my head so far up my ass that I could see what I had for dinner the night before. I started the day by spilling my morning cup of coffee in the "Executive" bathroom at work, and things just got worse from there.:(

Tom Brown
04-08-2004, 11:12 AM
I once lost a set of keys in my stomach rolls. They turned up one day when I had the hiccups.

LASERRAY
04-08-2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
I once lost a set of keys in my stomach rolls. They turned up one day when I had the hiccups. Lol!:D I once heard an Urban Legend about a 500 Lb. Woman that had 2 Swanson T.V. Dinner trays that got "Lost" in her belly rolls, and weren't found until she was examined one day by paramedics.:D

AZKC
04-08-2004, 11:22 AM
They're on the floor by the end table by the couch I knocked them off when I left:D

78Eliminator
04-08-2004, 11:27 AM
I lost my set to my truck. I had a spare though. So I called toyota to see how much my factory alarm remote would cost to replace. $120.00!!!!! For a stupid little remote key chain. That was an expensive mistake, but aren't they all?

MudPumper
04-08-2004, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Lol!:D I once heard an Urban Legend about a 500 Lb. Woman that had 2 Swanson T.V. Dinner trays that got "Lost" in her belly rolls, and weren't found until she was examined one day by paramedics.:D
This is a true story, my friend works in the ER and a very obese(sp) woman was brought in with stomach pain. After doing some searching, they found a rotting twinky stuck in a roll of belly fat. WTF?????

superdave013
04-08-2004, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Her454
Am I the only dumbass that is constantly losing? :mad:
I guess so ;)

HCS
04-08-2004, 11:42 AM
Your Keys are in the hidden pocket on the side of your purse,
dear.

Scream
04-08-2004, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by MudPumper
This is a true story, my friend works in the ER and a very obese(sp) woman was brought in with stomach pain. After doing some searching, they found a rotting twinky stuck in a roll of belly fat. WTF?????
Maybe this thread should be linked with the wakeboard thread LR had going.
That's just gross...

Jbb
04-08-2004, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by MudPumper
This is a true story, my friend works in the ER and a very obese(sp) woman was brought in with stomach pain. After doing some searching, they found a rotting twinky stuck in a roll of belly fat. WTF?????
:D :D :D :D :D :D

Tom Brown
04-08-2004, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by MudPumper
This is a true story, my friend works in the ER and a very obese(sp) woman was brought in with stomach pain. After doing some searching, they found a rotting twinky stuck in a roll of belly fat. WTF?????
Did they bring in a tree surgeon?

LASERRAY
04-08-2004, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by MudPumper
This is a true story, my friend works in the ER and a very obese(sp) woman was brought in with stomach pain. After doing some searching, they found a rotting twinky stuck in a roll of belly fat. WTF????? And she wore a gray spandex body suit with the word "Goodyear" across the front and back.:D

OGShocker
04-08-2004, 11:53 AM
I thought I locked mine in my truck yesterday. I called OnStar, they unlocked my truck...... 10 minutes later I found them on my desk:o

NorCalCat
04-08-2004, 12:13 PM
OnStar Rules!
My wife was putting out 1 yr old son in his car seat of course she lets him play with the car keys. Sure enough he locks the doors as she is waliking around the truck. She has no clue what to do, it is only about 100 degrees out, so she calls me from some guys cell. I call OnStar and the doors magicaly unlocked.
Thanks On Star! Sounds like a commercial.:D :D

topless
04-08-2004, 12:21 PM
Did you find them yet Traci?

HCS
04-08-2004, 12:23 PM
She must have found em. She's gone.

topless
04-08-2004, 12:33 PM
Maybe she called OnStar:D

Chase
04-08-2004, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by OGShocker
I thought I locked mine in my truck yesterday. I called OnStar, they unlocked my truck...... 10 minutes later I found them on my desk:o
Dumb Ass....:D :D :D :D

LASERRAY
04-08-2004, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by Chase
Dumb Ass....:D :D :D :D Well rub it in why don't 'cha! :D

Chase
04-08-2004, 12:41 PM
Everybody knows that I was kidding, since it is so easy to do something like that, then it is sooo maddening...

topless
04-08-2004, 12:43 PM
How about when you waste 15 minutes looking for you keys and they are in your hand.

Chase
04-08-2004, 12:48 PM
OK that is where I would have to use the "DUMB ASS" saying.
Has it happened to you Topless?? maybe a result of having too much on your mind at once. Maybe your name tag was in the way and you couldn't see them....your keys I mean

LASERRAY
04-08-2004, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by topless
How about when you waste 15 minutes looking for you keys and they are in your hand. I did that with my coffee mug yesterday when I got home from work. I've had some coffee issues lately! And the worst part is that It's a HUGE coffee Mug! It's got an Undertoe it's so big. :frown:

repo man
04-08-2004, 12:52 PM
you don't know how many times i find people with that stoopid look on there faces at the gas station . so i ask them "locked your key inside". then i open the car for them. AAA must hate me when they show up and there gone.

Lightning
04-08-2004, 12:56 PM
How about when you bring your car to the car wash and then walk off with your keys. I have done that one a lot, I guess I don't like other people driving my truck.

topless
04-08-2004, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Chase
OK that is where I would have to use the "DUMB ASS" saying.
Has it happened to you Topless?? maybe a result of having too much on your mind at once. Maybe your name tag was in the way and you couldn't see them....your keys I mean
Yes it has happened to me. Maybe it was the name tag. I'll remember next time.

Chase
04-08-2004, 12:58 PM
I think the quick fix is to remove the name tag, take a picture, then post it...:D

topless
04-08-2004, 01:16 PM
Ya mean if I do that I'll never walk around looking for my keys that are in my hand again?

Chase
04-08-2004, 01:21 PM
Yes of couse....Studies show that 9 out of 10 women never walk around looking for the keys that are in thier hand after they have posted pictures of this type on ***boat.

topless
04-08-2004, 01:36 PM
I'll get right on that! I wish I had known this years ago. Do you know how much time I could have saved?

Her454
04-08-2004, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by topless
Did you find them yet Traci?
No. Still looking. This is driving me crazy, they HAVE to be in this house somewhere.

topless
04-08-2004, 01:44 PM
When I was in High School, I lost my keys in the house and never did find them. They even had my favorite keychain on them "Kiss My Grits" Looking back now, kinda glad I lost the keychain.

Her454
04-08-2004, 01:49 PM
LOL. The LAST set I lost had all my office keys on it and an antique key that was sentimental. This one just has a cute little floaty flip flop but I still dont want to lose them. ;) I can get a spare set but Im dreading making that call......I dont do the lecture thing very well, even if its deserving. ;)

topless
04-08-2004, 01:54 PM
Are you sure they aren't in your hand?;)

Her454
04-08-2004, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by topless
Are you sure they aren't in your hand?;)
No I FOUND THEM. IN THE DOG BED. I must have dropped them on the floor and she took off with them. Dog carries everything off. The flip flop is chewed to hell but at least I found them.:rolleyes:

Tom Brown
04-08-2004, 02:40 PM
That bitch!

topless
04-08-2004, 02:49 PM
At least you found them

Her454
04-08-2004, 02:49 PM
Yes - You could say she is on my shit list, AGAIN. She has a million toys in the backyard and the other day while I was at work she chewed all the insulation off my pipes in the backyard. :rolleyes: Puppies will be puppies........:wink:

topless
04-08-2004, 02:53 PM
I have 2 ankle biters who chew up panties when I sort clothes to do laundry. Damn dogs!

Tom Brown
04-08-2004, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by topless
I have 2 ankle biters who chew up panties when I sort clothes to do laundry. Damn dogs!
I thought you were talking about me for a minute.
.. can't blame the dogs for enjoying a woman's musk. :)

CA Stu
04-08-2004, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by MudPumper
This is a true story, my friend works in the ER and a very obese(sp) woman was brought in with stomach pain. After doing some searching, they found a rotting twinky stuck in a roll of belly fat. WTF?????
Can I get her ph#? :D
CA Stu
PS If ayone asks you "Well, where was the last place you had them?" it's automatically justifiable homicide.

OGShocker
04-08-2004, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Chase
Dumb Ass....:D :D :D :D
FU, Tom Brown's city boy!:D j/k
I felt like such a Chase!

topless
04-08-2004, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
I thought you were talking about me for a minute.
.. can't blame the dogs for enjoying a woman's musk. :)
If I was talking about you I would have said you chew the panties right off of me.:D

LASERRAY
04-08-2004, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Her454
No. Still looking. This is driving me crazy, they HAVE to be in this house somewhere. Did you look in the Fireplace?

Tom Brown
04-08-2004, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by topless
If I was talking about you I would have said you chew the panties right off of me.:D
Sometimes I get a little over anxious.