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rivercrazy
04-08-2004, 07:50 PM
My Dad banged this one into my head:
The "first" rule is "Never Do Anything Dumb".
Kinda covers it all. But I test it from time to time......

Jrocket
04-08-2004, 07:54 PM
Screw them before they screw you!:D

Mandelon
04-08-2004, 07:54 PM
Karma.......what goes around comes around........

CrazyHippy
04-08-2004, 07:55 PM
My dad's best advice has been.....
"Marry a woman with Small hands.... It'll make your dick look bigger!!!"
He was almost as Carzy as I am.
BJH:p

DEEZ NUTTS
04-08-2004, 07:55 PM
Make sure everything clears before zipping up.

rivercrazy
04-08-2004, 07:56 PM
LMFAO!:D

redneckgirl
04-08-2004, 07:56 PM
Don't do anything to anybody you don't want done to you... :D :D
RNG

H20bug
04-08-2004, 08:16 PM
Dont sweat the small stuff.........and it's ALL SMALL STUFF!!!
every morning when ya get up, take a deap breath n be thankfull that ya can..... as the alternative is worse:o
live life every day as if it were your last..... party like as rock star!!!!!!!:devil: :)

beached 1
04-08-2004, 08:17 PM
No man shall purchase a Christmas gift before Dec 22.

MagicMtnDan
04-08-2004, 08:20 PM
1. If you don't have the time to do it right where are you going to find the time to do it over?
2. Any job worth doing is worth doing well.
3. What comes around goes around.
4. The bitterness of low quality remains long after the sweet taste of low price is forgotten.

Rexone
04-08-2004, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by beached 1
No man shall purchase a Christmas gift before Dec 22.
This actually seems a bit early to me.

RiverToysJas
04-08-2004, 08:24 PM
Always tell the truth, and you never have to remember what you said! ;)
Here's a couple more (from a great movie)...
Never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.
The right woman can make ya, and the wrong woman can break ya.
RTJas :D

SoCalOffshore
04-08-2004, 08:31 PM
"Chew it up, spit it out and drive on"
"Always buy the best, you will rarely be disappointed"
"I have an uncanny ability to perceive the obvious"

Mrs. Restless22
04-08-2004, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by RiverToysJas
Always tell the truth, and you never have to remember what you said! ;)
Thats the best Ive heard to date :)

beached 1
04-08-2004, 08:40 PM
Never have sex with a woman wearing a watch with a second hand..
Any man caught gossiping must wear a skirt over his pants for one work week..
If it doesn't come with a side of meat, it aint breakfast..
Drinking diet soda doesn't make you gay, but it does make you look gay..
You are not an acolholic if:
- Beer accounts for only one meal per day (and two snacks)
- Women will sleep with you for free
- You know the guy whose shirt you puked on
A man's salary should never be used to judge his social status,
the size of his TV should..
If you score tickets to a major sporting event and take your girlfriend over your buddy, he is perfectly within his right to spend those 3 hours boning your mother..
Money borrowed from a pal absolutely must be repaid....sometime over the course of your life. Take your time..
:D :D From the pages of Maxim.

repo man
04-08-2004, 08:45 PM
the worst piece of ass you ever had was still excelent & the worst night of fuggen was better tha your best night of anything else:D

CA Stu
04-08-2004, 08:56 PM
Don't spit into the wind
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger.
And don't mess around with Slim.
CA Stu

OutCole'd
04-08-2004, 09:06 PM
Why do something today, you can put off till tomorro.

LASERRAY
04-08-2004, 09:09 PM
Don't stand behind the T.V. because it emits radiation.
Never point a gun at somebody.
A "broad" is a girl that you pick-up in a bar.
Don't stare at the sun.
If you feel seasick, look at the horizon. If you gotta puke, puke over the side.

CA Stu
04-08-2004, 09:10 PM
Women are like buses. If you miss one, there'll be another around in a few minutes....
To keep the missus happy, tell her "look, I can do better than you at the Bus station!" at least once a month.
CA Stu

FMluvswater
04-08-2004, 09:13 PM
Attitude is SO important.
and
Feel the fear and do it anyway.
I keep these in mind at all times but they're kinda hard to follow through on some moments. ;) :)

ROZ
04-08-2004, 09:23 PM
A girl will end up with a body similar to her mother's, check out her mom at the earliest possible moment...
Don't marry a chick with thick ankles, the rest of her body will grow into them...
Under promise and over deliver....
Satisfying everyone is the quickest route to failure...

LaveyJet
04-08-2004, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by rivercrazy
My Dad banged this one into my head:
The "first" rule is "Never Do Anything Dumb".
Kinda covers it all. But I test it from time to time......
Sounds familiar, I've always told my kids two things.
"Don't be stupid" and
"Do what you have to do, then you can do what you want to do"
other things I've learned .....
Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.

WILDERTHANU
04-08-2004, 10:06 PM
"IF YOU WANNA LIVE LIFE ON YOUR OWN TERMS...YOU GOT TO BE WILLING TO CRASH AND BURN....." NIKKI SIXX

little rowe boat
04-08-2004, 10:41 PM
Back in my single days it was anyone you can and the easy ones twice.

FMluvswater
04-08-2004, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by SoCalOffshore
"I have an uncanny ability to perceive the obvious"
a variation on this will be in my siggy shortly :D :D

BIGAMIST
04-08-2004, 11:06 PM
**** with the bull........you get the horns;)

LASERRAY
04-08-2004, 11:08 PM
BIRTH
SCHOOL
WORK
DEATH!!!:burningm:

FMluvswater
04-08-2004, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
BIRTH
SCHOOL
WORK
DEATH!!!:burningm:
You forgot the one thing that starts it all and makes it all worth it ... ORGASM. ;)

FryJet
04-08-2004, 11:29 PM
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. :p
F.J.

Stupid Fast
04-08-2004, 11:35 PM
Under promise and over deliver....
I try to beat this into the head of our salesmen.......
"Work is work, home is home, don't let problems from one affect the other"
"I work to live not live to work"

Rexone
04-09-2004, 01:52 AM
1. Know the difference between poison oak and common weeds.
2. Respect the knowledge of knowing the difference by not pulling poison oak bare handed.
3. Have poison oak soap solution on hand at all times for days when pulling weeds after drinking.
4. When falling off mountain bike, avoid falling in poison oak infested canyons at all costs. Broken limbs are less bothersome.

FMluvswater
04-09-2004, 01:54 AM
Damn Mike, LMAO! I hope that isn't experience talking! LOL! Youch! :( / :D

Keith
04-09-2004, 02:25 AM
never squat while wearing spurs

Rexone
04-09-2004, 04:34 AM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Damn Mike, LMAO! I hope that isn't experience talking! LOL! Youch! :( / :D
FM at some point in my life I have violated each of those 4 rules. Hopefully there is no #5.

RebarBox
04-09-2004, 06:12 AM
Screw me once......shame on you.
Screw me twice......shame on me!

Sleek-Jet
04-09-2004, 06:20 AM
Give it time... this place will break anyone. (This was our favorite at my last job)
Tip well.

THOR
04-09-2004, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
This actually seems a bit early to me.
Mark Twain said that Jas. (about telling the truth)

Floatin'
04-09-2004, 06:45 AM
If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say, Don't Say Anything At All

OGShocker
04-09-2004, 06:50 AM
F**k'em all but SIX, you are going to need Casket Bearers.
Give what you get.

beer hunter
04-09-2004, 06:59 AM
You only get out of life what you put into it. :D

Rev. Williams
04-09-2004, 07:01 AM
Dad always told me, "If you're gonna do something stupid, just don't get caught"
And from Van Wilder:
You shouldn't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive.

BADBLOWN572
04-09-2004, 07:21 AM
No Regrets
Life for the day, but plan for the future.

PlyaPlya22
04-09-2004, 08:01 AM
Don't sweat teh petty S***
F*** the dumb s***
and my favorite is Dont drink for cause, drink for effect!:D :eek!:

rivercrazy
04-09-2004, 08:03 AM
Keep these coming.... I'm enjoying myself here.
Rexone I know exactly what your talking about regarding Poison Oak

Stupid Fast
04-09-2004, 08:10 AM
If you are going to get yourself in trouble, you may as well go all out and make it worth it.

Sleek-Jet
04-09-2004, 08:12 AM
Eat health, Stay fit... die anyways. :D
... pass me a beer and a steak.

78Eliminator
04-09-2004, 08:16 AM
Never stop being a student. Try to learn something new every day.
Stay away from people that drag you down.
Practice Honesty and Integrity. People who don't possess those are not worth your time.
Don't ever **** anyone over that doesn't have it coming to them.
Speak up and be proactive. To sit back and watch a wrong doing is just as bad as being directly involved.
Be nice. My 3 year old niece taught me that. Just try to be a nice person to everyone you meet. If they are not nice to you, they are not worth your time.

Hustler
04-09-2004, 08:18 AM
NEVER Trust a Banker:D

rivercrazy
04-09-2004, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by Hustler
NEVER Trust a Banker:D
Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Desert Rat
04-09-2004, 08:29 AM
It's easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission
Never piss into the wind

Dave C
04-09-2004, 08:46 AM
IF IT AIN'T IN WRITING IT DOESN'T EXIST......

FRENCHIE
04-09-2004, 08:53 AM
nothing is for free!!!:(

FRENCHIE
04-09-2004, 08:53 AM
ver leave your mom when she is out of work!" :D

FRENCHIE
04-09-2004, 08:54 AM
" what goes around comes around!":yuk:

Tee
04-09-2004, 09:48 AM
If it don't fit - FORCE IT. If it breaks - it needed replaced anyway..
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

PlyaPlya22
04-09-2004, 10:17 AM
I just remembered the 6 P's:
P rior
P reperation
P revents
P iss
P oor
P erformance

Stupid Fast
04-09-2004, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
I just remembered the 6 P's:
P rior
P reperation
P revents
P iss
P oor
P erformance
That reminds me of one:
Piss poor planning on your part does not contitute an emergency on my part.

H20bug
04-09-2004, 10:43 AM
one last one:
"Better to be judged by 12, than carried by six!!!":wink:

Bense468
04-09-2004, 11:00 AM
party like a rock star
and f*** like a porn star.

Sassy1
04-09-2004, 11:00 AM
:D Party like a rock star..
Look like a movie star.. and
F**K like a porn star!!!!

Bense468
04-09-2004, 11:01 AM
Look at the times.

Tee
04-09-2004, 11:14 AM
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in
broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
proclaiming -----"WOW, what a ride!!!"

Sassy1
04-09-2004, 11:21 AM
Great minds think alike Bense468!!

BADBLOWN572
04-09-2004, 11:25 AM
Loose your head and your ass will shortly follow

78Eliminator
04-09-2004, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Sassy1
Great minds think alike Bense468!!
Holy shit, I would have not expected that out of you. When I met you and Slick a while back, you seemed so reserved. But I suppose that the saying is so true "It's the quiet ones to watch out for".....

FMluvswater
04-09-2004, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Rexone
FM at some point in my life I have violated each of those 4 rules. Hopefully there is no #5.
:eek: :( No #5. That be nasty. :( On the bright side you lived and are allowing others the optional benefit of learning without doing! ;) :D ... Seriously though ... :( .

Bense468
04-09-2004, 12:00 PM
Cause you only live once ;)

HyRider15
04-09-2004, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by CA Stu
Don't spit into the wind
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger.
And don't mess around with Slim.
CA Stu
The name in the song is Jim...good advice to live by though

Sassy1
04-09-2004, 12:22 PM
RESERVED!?!?! Was I that bad? Well now that I'm done having kids, I've sorta...well... you know... unleashed the demon so to speak. I'm just having fun that's all.:devil:

welk2party
04-09-2004, 12:34 PM
If it's stuck use WD40. If it's loose use Duct tape.

clownpuncher
04-09-2004, 01:23 PM
Never trust a girl that pays with "ones" ($1's)
Just a little history talkin

OutCole'd
04-09-2004, 01:39 PM
Your dead for a long time, so live well.

Danhercules
04-09-2004, 02:17 PM
Never trust a girl that dose not drink!!
Life is like a box of chocolates................

Kilrtoy
04-09-2004, 02:22 PM
Party like a rock star..
I have some pics of you and Mrs. Kilrtoy doing just that sort of thing

Slick
04-09-2004, 03:15 PM
The Golden Rule: "Them with the gold makes the rules"
My dad always used these while playing a freindly game of Euchre or coaching my Pop Warner Teams:
If ya' aint cheatin', ya' aint tryin' hard enough
and
Yer only cheatin' if ya get caught.
To all you single guys:
No matter how hot a chick is, somebody is tired of F**cking her
:D

ratso
04-09-2004, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by HyRider15
The name in the song is Jim...good advice to live by though
You don't mess around with Jim...by the late Jim Croce.

Danhercules
04-09-2004, 03:34 PM
If she aint happy, you and happy!!!

SD Chris
04-09-2004, 03:35 PM
Procrastination is just like masturbation, its great until you realize your only f**king yourself

Debbolas
04-09-2004, 03:51 PM
The future's uncertain
and the end is always near
;)

CMABadseed
04-09-2004, 04:07 PM
theres no room for cash in the casket
i still have never seen a hearse with a luggage rack
the tow rope is NOT a noose for the weekend
plan B is no plan A, But beer begins with a B too
if someone says "bring duct tape" things are not well
if theres a hole PLUG IT!!!

coolchange
04-09-2004, 04:29 PM
Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Froggystyle
04-09-2004, 04:55 PM
Splashers suck...

73beast
04-09-2004, 07:07 PM
There are two basic rules of life.
The "Golden Rule",those who have the gold make the rules.
The second rule of life is," life ain't fair".
Almost anything you do falls under one if not both of these rules.

HighRoller
04-09-2004, 09:36 PM
My rule is:
Live for today...BUT
Plan for Tomorrow

Cheap Thrills
04-09-2004, 10:13 PM
My Great Grandfather spoke a few words of wisdom to me many many moons ago and they are .
1- Dont talk about what you're going to do. Do It ,and then talk about what you have done.
2-Great minds discuss ideas, Shallow minds discuss other people.
3- Walk away from a fight when you can . and when you cant ,
kill the phuckerz.:D
He had 10 grand children 5 great grand children and 1 great great grandchild when he passed away !
He lived up into his 90s ! If only I could be so lucky.
C.T. :wink:

vdrivenman
04-10-2004, 06:33 AM
dad's was:
God 1st.
Family 2nd
Country 3rd.
if it sounds to good to be true ,it probably is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shueman
04-10-2004, 06:49 AM
Inspect what you Expect.
Work is buying back the Free Time in your life.
My fav from good ol' dad:
Spend it while ya got it. You never see a Brinks truck following a Hearse.
Yep, he didn't leave me a dime, but did help me along the way.

Debbolas
04-10-2004, 07:22 AM
Originally posted by Cheap Thrills
My Great Grandfather spoke a few words of wisdom to me many many moons ago and they are .
1- Dont talk about what you're going to do. Do It ,and then talk about what you have done.
2-Great minds discuss ideas, Shallow minds discuss other people.
3- Walk away from a fight when you can . and when you cant ,
kill the phuckerz.:D
He had 10 grand children 5 great grand children and 1 great great grandchild when he passed away !
He lived up into his 90s ! If only I could be so lucky.
C.T. :wink:
Sounds like a great guy. Kinda like my father in law, but he was a bit grumpy, awsome man, but let you know EXACTLY how he felt about you....

JetBoatRich
04-10-2004, 07:31 AM
Play with Fire, your sure to get burnt:(

Floatin'
04-10-2004, 07:48 AM
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick

TOBTEK
04-10-2004, 07:51 AM
I'M suprised this hasn't been listed by now.....
"DONT EAT YELLOW SNOW!" :)

Floatin'
04-10-2004, 03:43 PM
If You Help Others Get What They Want, You Will Get Everything You Want 10 Fold.

riverbound
04-10-2004, 04:02 PM
" Better to have and not need than to need and not have"
This applies to a lot of things....Guns, horsepower,beer,etc..

PlyaPlya22
04-12-2004, 08:37 AM
"A wise man knows more than he tells"
"But a fool often tells more that he knows":D

Blown 472
04-12-2004, 08:40 AM
Dont shit where you sleep.

LOWRIVER2
04-12-2004, 08:58 AM
"Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six"
"Expect the unexpected"
"Watch the hands, no man has ever been killed by eye balls"
In a fight:" If you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin"
All guns are always loaded
Never allow your muzzle to cover something you do not intend to shoot or destroy
Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are aligned on target and you intend to shoot
Be sure of your target

rivercrazy
04-12-2004, 09:39 AM
Never rub another man's rubarb! :D

DeltaSigBoater
04-12-2004, 10:17 AM
Never treat a gun like its “not loaded.”
Never aim a gun at anything you don’t intend to shoot.
Never shoot anything you don’t intend to kill.
Never kill anything you don’t intend to eat.

Desert Rat
04-12-2004, 10:37 AM
What I tell my boys
If MOMs not happy then NOBODY will be happy
What my Dad told me
Find something you enjoy doing in life for work then worry about how much it pays, No amount of money will be enough if you hate going to work. Eight hours a day five days a week is a LONG time to be unhappy

Ducatista
04-12-2004, 10:49 AM
Life's a river...get with the flow.
Live to ride......ride to brunch!:cool: