73beast
03-30-2006, 07:31 PM
Don't know if this has been posted before,but here goes....
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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> 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
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> 3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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> 4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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> 5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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> 6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
> point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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> 7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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> 8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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> 9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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> 10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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> 11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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> 12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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> 13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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> 14. Stop singing and read on..........
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> 15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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> 16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the >window?
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> 17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
> 18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
>
> 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
>
> 3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
> 4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
>
> 5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>
> 6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
> point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
> 7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
>
> 8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
>
> 9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>
> 10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
> 11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
> 12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
> 13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
>
> 14. Stop singing and read on..........
>
> 15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>
> 16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the >window?
>
> 17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
> 18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?