stupid chicken

[hoolign]

tell him to bag himself,or kick his own ass..
force the chicken (http://www.in4mador.com/redirect/1694) :D

[hoolign]

don't know..call him a loser:D

[AdrenelineOD]

Where did you find that? weirdo

[AdrenelineOD]

Originally posted by AdrenelineOD
Where did you find that? weirdo The chicken not you

[Jbb]

wait till you see the man in the Bunny suit..

[hoolign]

Originally posted by AdrenelineOD
Where did you find that? weirdo
i may be a tad strange at times ..but..weirdo?:D
off www.in4mador.com
same place I get all those stupid games

[Tom Brown]

http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/huh.gif

[hoolign]

I told him to beat the shit out himself,:D he gave it a good effort:D
to funny..i wonder what they pay the person ?

[AdrenelineOD]

Originally posted by AdrenelineOD
The chicken not you

[hoolign]

Originally posted by AdrenelineOD
I know i saw that after:D now go tell the chicken to choke himself:D

[Tom Brown]

Hoolign, you've just brought what little productivity the network team at my company had to a complete halt.
When one of the guys asked the chicken to scratch it's balls, the chicken came right up to the camera and waved it's finger back and forth. I guess it's a chick. :D

[HM]

If a chicken chokes himself, does that fall under auto-erotic?

[hoolign]

The chickens losin it..i told him to make a sign that says riverdave
5 times he wouldnt do it..so i said i'm gettin pissed off and he started
hucking the couch pillows around:D

[Kachina26]

I had my doubts but I told it to poke it's eye and it did it

[hoolign]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Hoolign, you've just brought what little productivity the network team at my company had to a complete halt.
When one of the guys asked the chicken to scratch it's balls, the chicken came right up to the camera and waved it's finger back and forth. I guess it's a chick. :D
tell the chicken..he's makin you mad:D

[Kachina26]

I told it to pick up the pillow off of the couch

[Kachina26]

fake

[hoolign]

TELL HIM TO SHOW YOU THE 'ROCK SIGN"oops caps..I was yellin at the chicken:D

[hoolign]

Originally posted by RiverDave
Damn, he gets mad easy!! LOL :D
RD
would'nt you with 200 people tellin you to **** your self:p

[Tom Brown]

I'm off to eat at Burger King...

[hoolign]

Originally posted by RiverDave
I told him to log onto ***boat as CHICKEN after work and tell you to go **** yourself.. LOL
RD
:D :D i'll shit if he does

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Someone else posted this link yesterday. I was entertained for hours making this stupid chicken do stuff.
Yeah, I am bored at work sometimes. :D

[hoolign]

tell him to do the "kick RD in the junk move":D :D :D

[Kachina26]

bursting the bubble (http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/clipData.html) check out the codes for all you type.

[hoolign]

Originally posted by Kachina26
bursting the bubble (http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/clipData.html) check out the codes for all you type.
ya think?? jesus man! next your gonna tell us santas a fake:p

[PlyaPlya22]

I'm with you on that RD. I had that chicken sweating like a MO FO!:D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by RiverDave
How come none of the codes on that list work? If you click any of them he just waves a finger at you?
RD <--- believes in the chicken.. :D I think that list shows ALL THE THINGS THAT HE WON'T DO to prove that what he can/does do is very limited and scripted at best. And it's apparantly automated;) Still cool nonetheless. :cool:

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by RiverDave
Well the thing is.. I was writing questions and he was answering them..
I'd say blah blah blah thumb up for yes, thumb down for no..
and he wasn't doing the samething everytime..
I asked about that garter belt he's got on (why's a chicken have that on anyways?) and he started laughing, and then pullin the straps and snappin them back n shiznit..
The chickens real. no doubt abou tit.
A little while ago I told him to get the black pillow off the couch and to put it on the black book stand in the corner and he did that as well.. code? I think not.. LOL :D
RD When they fillmed that chicken, they exausted every possible request on paper and then fillmed-it. So as you type he's standing there, after you type your request, you'll notice the screen contrast changes as if it was filmed with diffrent, or better lighting (at a diffrent point in time). It works just like a jukebox. Think of it that way:cool:

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by RiverDave
Ok.. if that were true how come he's not doing a damn thing I say right now?
I just said the exact same shit I did earlier and he's sitting there doing jazzersize or some shit..
RD Maybe it's your turn?
Try telling him to turn off the lights. That worked for me. (notice the contrast change);)

[LASERRAY]

go from sleep to dance, back and forth with no break in between, And watch the big change in the brightness and contrast!;)

[Kachina26]

Originally posted by hoolign
ya think?? jesus man! next your gonna tell us santas a fake:p I had it figured out early, but I had to know for sure. So I waited up real late one night and saw my dad gettin into a chicken suit.

[Garrddogg]

I STILL BELIEVE IN THE CHICKEN ! :)

[Wet Dream]

I was believing it until I typed "Rollover":(

[Mrs. Restless22]

That chicken is real!! :eek:
Thats to funny!! Ive got myself something to do at work today!
I think I have a new friend :D :D

[Mrs. Restless22]

AAAHHHHHH
He got really close to the screen when I asked him why he was wearing that stupid suit!!! :eek:
scary :frown:

[gigamurph]

Alright! We've been lookin' for that chicken for a week. Quit messin' with our chicken! That may be one stupid chicken, but she lays eggs like crazy; and where I work, eggs=$$$$$$! Lord knows we need the dough!:eek:

[hoolign]

Originally posted by gigamurph
Alright! We've been lookin' for that chicken for a week. Quit messin' with our chicken! That may be one stupid chicken, but she lays eggs like crazy; and where I work, eggs=$$$$$$! Lord knows we need the dough!:eek:
SORRY gig...OZZY said "find that ****in chicken'....so I listened:D

[gigamurph]

Originally posted by hoolign
SORRY gig...OZZY said "find that ****in chicken'....so I listened:D Wrong chicken hoolign! The one that OZZY is lookin' for has the detachable head! I asked the dork to flip me the finger and he trys to do a back flip! Damn Burger King! I thought the customer always got "their way"!:D

[Kilrtoy]

Oh what next,
the tooth fairy is not that hot Brunette that gave me the wet one will i was sleeping

[Drunk tank]

no, that shit aint live, just a bunch of prerecorded stuff. Seems to look for key words in what you type and then play a clip that matches to a certain extent. I notived that if you dont use proper english or spell incorrectly it'll just do whatever.... no ability to interprete like a live person would do.

[Freak]

open 2 windows of the chicken and tell it to do something in each window. funny but not live

[PlyaPlya22]

Hey RD, the chicken is looking for you. He said he is gonna kick you in the JUNK:D

[leibniz]

I told it to hit itself in the junk, and it just went over to the couch and hit it's head on the sofa a few times... WTF???
:confused:

[leibniz]

I asked him if he was gay, and he just nodded his head... :D