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RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 12:51 PM
.......is off the market!!!
Yup! That's right! I actually have a boyfriend now!!! :eek:
(You can pick yourself off the floor now!) :p
After 7 1/2 years of being happily single, a very *lucky* knight in shinning armour rode in on his valliant steed and swept me off my feet!
To some this will bring great sorrow and to others great happieness!
Now he is a *little* older than me so if you see us at the river....BE NICE!!!
I figure if he doesn't treat me good, you guys can beat him up....and if he does treat me good....you'll all be invited to the wedding!!! :D

topless
04-16-2004, 12:53 PM
Congratulations. Now you can give Mr. Showerhead a rest .:D

RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 12:54 PM
LOL! Trust me, it was long overdue!!! :D

jackpunx
04-16-2004, 12:55 PM
why dont you invite him to the boards:D

MsDrmr
04-16-2004, 12:55 PM
HEY,,,it may not be the showerhead, i suspect it was b.o.b.

HCS
04-16-2004, 12:55 PM
Very happy for you!:)

RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by jackpunx
why dont you invite him to the boards:D
Oh, I see, a comedian in the house!!!
And let you guys tear him up??? NOT!!! :D

Blown 472
04-16-2004, 12:56 PM
thats it, there is nothing left to live for, I am throwing myself in front of a bus.:rolleyes:

RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by mrsdrmr
HEY,,,it may not be the showerhead, i suspect it was b.o.b.
Actually, it was both. *blush*

RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
thats it, there is nothing left to live for, I am throwing myself in front of a bus.:rolleyes:
Like I said, "To some this will bring great sorrow."
LMAO!!! :D
It's ok Blown....we're not married....yet! ;) :D

NastyOne
04-16-2004, 12:59 PM
If all you needed was to give your showerhead a brake... I'm sure I could have helped you out:D
Nasty (way younger than you) One

FMluvswater
04-16-2004, 01:01 PM
Congrats RK! :D :cool: I love to hear happy news!! :D If he treats you badly I can't help beat him up but I can help you think up nasty things to call him. ;) I hope that never happens. :)
Hey, if there's a wedding how you gonna be the bride and the photographer at the same time, hmmm? ;)

topless
04-16-2004, 01:01 PM
He was thinking more along the lines of stalking.......and not celery stalking.;)

RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Congrats RK! :D :cool: I love to hear happy news!! :D If he treats you badly I can't help beat him up but I can help you think up nasty things to call him. ;) I hope that never happens. :)
Hey, if there's a wedding how you gonna be the bride and the photographer at the same time, hmmm? ;)
Thanks FM! Your the BEST!! I knew I could count on you!!! :D
Bride/Photographer????? :confused: Guess I didn't think that one through! Things that make ya go....Hmmmmm?????

jackpunx
04-16-2004, 01:04 PM
So.... How long you guys been "going Round?"

Blown 472
04-16-2004, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
Like I said, "To some this will bring great sorrow."
LMAO!!! :D
It's ok Blown....we're not married....yet! ;) :D
Dont, I am better with my..................

summerlove
04-16-2004, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
[Now he is a *little* older than me.... [/B]
define a *little* for us, please....

topless
04-16-2004, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
Dont, I am better with my..................
Oh so NOW you tell her. Where were you when she was all alone showering? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-16-2004, 01:11 PM
congrats babe.. I am so happy for you.. so now can I have my shower head back.. LMAO!! love ya sweety.. congrats again.. :D

Blown 472
04-16-2004, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by topless
Oh so NOW you tell her. Where were you when she was all alone showering? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Waiting for the right time, but no, she gets hooked up. After the taco kick fest what are you doing?

topless
04-16-2004, 01:16 PM
Depends on if I ditch Tom or not.

RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by jackpunx
So.... How long you guys been "going Round?"
Going round??? :confused:
You mean going out?
Not very long....although I've known him since I moved here.
I met him when I was getting a tire fixed on my Mountaineer two years ago. We chatted for a bit but I could tell he was sending out those "sparky" feelings! It only took him 2 years to finally ask me to be his girlfriend! :rolleyes: :D

Blown 472
04-16-2004, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by topless
Depends on if I ditch Tom or not.
Ditch him you know you want me, I know you lay awake at night with your loins on fire for me.

RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by summerlove
define a *little* for us, please....
Ummm....more than 10...less than 20! :D

topless
04-16-2004, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
Going round??? :confused:
You mean going out?
Not very long....although I've known him since I moved here.
I met him when I was getting a tire fixed on my Mountaineer two years ago. We chatted for a bit but I could tell he was sending out those "sparky" feelings! It only took him 2 years to finally ask me to be his girlfriend! :rolleyes: :D
Thats because you were to clean. Most people only shower once or twice a day.;)

jackpunx
04-16-2004, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
Going round??? :confused:
You mean going out?
Not very long....although I've known him since I moved here.
I met him when I was getting a tire fixed on my Mountaineer two years ago. We chatted for a bit but I could tell he was sending out those "sparky" feelings! It only took him 2 years to finally ask me to be his girlfriend! :rolleyes: :D
yea.. going out... I was checking your age.. "going round" was big in Jr highschool..
sounds like love.. good luck.. Hope he can keep up with you:D

RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
congrats babe.. I am so happy for you.. so now can I have my shower head back.. LMAO!! love ya sweety.. congrats again.. :D
LMAO!!!
Thanks Sweety!!!
I'll be sure to give Mr. Showerhead a good cleaning before I give him back! Thanks so much for letting me borrow him! He sure came in handy....so to speak! :D

RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by jackpunx
Hope he can keep up with you :D
Yupper! You and me both!!! :devil: :p

topless
04-16-2004, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
Ditch him you know you want me, I know you lay awake at night with your loins on fire for me. Well you know he's been hot for Betty Boop lately and how do you know what I do at night? Have you been stalking the trailer park again?

Tom Brown
04-16-2004, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by topless
Depends on if I ditch Tom or not.
:eek!:
I'm really happy for you two, RK. :)
Has he done you from the back yet? :confused:

RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
Ditch him you know you want me, I know you lay awake at night with your loins on fire for me.
LMAO!
Well Topless, your choice!
Tom or Blown? :confused: :D

topless
04-16-2004, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
:eek!:
I'm really happy for you two, RK. :)
Has he done you from the back yet? :confused: I only let you do that.

RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
:eek!:
I'm really happy for you two, RK. :)
Has he done you from the back yet? :confused:
And then some! :devil:

RiverToysJas
04-16-2004, 01:32 PM
Congrat RK :) !!!
I can't believe this thread has gone two pages w/o mention of his boat!!! Does he even have one? How big is his TV btw? :D
RTJas :D

RiverKitty
04-16-2004, 01:38 PM
Jason, Jason, Jason!
Leave it to you to bring up the "important" questions!!! :D
He has two seadoos and 1 cute little boat. LOL! (I'll have to work on that!)
As for his t.v.....I never measured it, but it's pretty large!!! I'll have to get back with you on that one! :p

topless
04-16-2004, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
Jason, Jason, Jason!
Leave it to you to bring up the "important" questions!!! :D
He has two seadoos and 1 cute little boat. LOL! (I'll have to work on that!)
As for his t.v.....I never measured it, but it's pretty large!!! I'll have to get back with you on that one! :p
Does it have a large antenea?;)

topless
04-16-2004, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
LMAO!
Well Topless, your choice!
Tom or Blown? :confused: :D
Well everyone knows Tom is my one true love but Blown has a really cool user name. Choices, choices...........can't decide right now.
:confused: ;)

My Man's Sportin' Wood
04-16-2004, 02:53 PM
That's not bad--now over 25 years difference--that's somethin to :eek: at

Ziggy
04-16-2004, 04:10 PM
Ain't love grand?!:) , it makes the world go 'round. Congratulations RK, hope you have a wonderful time together....still think the first picture I saw of you looked like my wife(even my daughter said it did) :wink:

Blown 472
04-16-2004, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by topless
Well everyone knows Tom is my one true love but Blown has a really cool user name. Choices, choices...........can't decide right now.
:confused: ;)
Come on baby, I will do things to you tha muffin man never thought possible.

gigamurph
04-17-2004, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
Oh, I see, a comedian in the house!!!
And let you guys tear him up??? NOT!!! :D RiverKitty; wise beyond her years!
http://novaplaza.com/cards/congrats.jpg:D

GottaJet
04-18-2004, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
Oh, I see, a comedian in the house!!!
And let you guys tear him up??? NOT!!! :D
Are you ashamed of us???

RiverKitty
04-18-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by GottaJet
Are you ashamed of us???
It's not called ashamed, it's called common sense.
Would you throw your loved one's to the sharks??? :confused: :D
But seriously, if he hangs out with me long enough he'll probably end up on the forum.
But you guys have to promise to be NICE to him cause he really is a sweetheart!!!

GottaJet
04-18-2004, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
It's not called ashamed, it's called common sense.
Would you throw your loved one's to the sharks??? :confused: :D
But seriously, if he hangs out with me long enough he'll probably end up on the forum.
But you guys have to promise to be NICE to him cause he really is a sweetheart!!!
LOL... I honestly can understand a little apprehension..:D :p GJ

Kilrtoy
04-18-2004, 02:50 PM
Congrats

lovemyultra
04-18-2004, 05:39 PM
good for you

Sand Dawg
04-18-2004, 05:52 PM
way to go River Kitty

Jrocket
04-18-2004, 06:44 PM
Congrats on getting your boots knocked on a regular basis now!Keep up the good work.:D

Windy
04-18-2004, 07:30 PM
Good for you girl.

gigamurph
04-18-2004, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by MissHBjet
Good for you girl. I used to know a MissHBJet; but she doesn't hang out in these parts much anymore! :D

SLAPPING_GLASS
04-18-2004, 09:59 PM
One comment Guess we better dump the everyready stock
since you wont be purchasing batteries no more lol
One question what kind of boat does he have??

Drunk tank
04-19-2004, 06:45 AM
Damn... and I was all planning on seducing you with my old ugly boat fawked up gel coat. Not like I know you at all... but was still planning on it anyhow. This is dank news for sure.... ponder this I must. :idea:
River Hooch will bring me to a moment of zen...

spectratoad
04-19-2004, 08:53 AM
Well I told my wife that I was going to go to Kingman to introduce myself to this hot chick from ***boat but maybe she will let me back in the house now. :D
Congrats on the steady sex.:D ;) Everyone should have it.

bordsmnj
04-19-2004, 09:11 AM
HOOKUP!!:D

RiverKitty
04-19-2004, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by SLAPPING_GLASS
One comment Guess we better dump the everyready stock
since you wont be purchasing batteries no more lol
One question what kind of boat does he have??
Eveready Stock??? LMAO!!! That's Classic!!!
As for his boat, it's a Galaxy I/O open bow which instantly becomes a Hot Boat when I step into it!!! Hehehehe! :D :p

RiverKitty
04-19-2004, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Drunk tank
River Hooch will bring me to a moment of zen...
Make sure you bring some of that River Hooch to the river then we can all Zen together! :D
We'll call it the Zen Regatta!!! :D
(Everyone's invited!)

RiverKitty
04-19-2004, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by spectratoad
Congrats on the steady sex.:D ;) Everyone should have it.
You have NO idea!!!!
LIFE IS WONDERFUL!!!! :D :D :D

Drunk tank
04-19-2004, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
Make sure you bring some of that River Hooch to the river then we can all Zen together! :D
We'll call it the Zen Regatta!!! :D
(Everyone's invited!)
Hells ya... at $1.90 a bottle at the wallmart up in bullhead ya cant go wrong. And a case of cheap beer... everynow and then ya see the local kids playing in the water by a beach, they like beer! :D

Chase
04-19-2004, 12:12 PM
Congrats RK...:D :D
Where do I stand in your life now???:confused: :D

RiverKitty
04-19-2004, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Chase
Congrats RK...:D :D
Where do I stand in your life now???:confused: :D
Saskatoon, eh? :confused: :D

Chase
04-19-2004, 01:33 PM
Well I am hurt...:D
When are you coming north for some photo shoots?? OG and I might be meeting up this summer..and I am thinking a pro photographer should be there...

topless
04-19-2004, 01:39 PM
RK you are a professional photographer? Now I understand the take pictures at the wedding comment. Cool deal anyway.

RiverKitty
04-19-2004, 02:43 PM
Well, I'm going to Alaska for two weeks sometime in May.
I suppose that's a little too far North, eh?
Anytime you need someone to take pics of your vacation....just give me a call! I'm always up for that! :D

Beautiful Noise
04-20-2004, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
so now can I have my shower head back
RiverKitty.......What can I say but............Grrrrr....OK.....OK.....I'll be nice,Congrats:D I just hope that when you send Miss Flyin Vee back her showerhead that her Pic's come out just a Tad Clearer although I'll always Treasured the one you sent me, If I stare long enough at it I think I can make out the back of your Knee or is that the back of your head:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/29ShowerCam_Pic-med.jpg

Dusty Times
04-20-2004, 09:58 PM
Congrats River Kitty.
It wasn't a guy from Kingman was it?

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-20-2004, 10:15 PM
:eek: :eek:

Beautiful Noise
04-21-2004, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
:eek: :eek:
MRS FLYIN VEE.............I know what you mean:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

RiverKitty
04-21-2004, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Dusty Times
Congrats River Kitty.
It wasn't a guy from Kingman was it?
Yes & No
We're both transplants from other states.... I'm from Denver, he's from California.

Drunk tank
04-21-2004, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
Yes & No
We're both transplants from other states.... I'm from Denver, he's from California.
So youre from Denver eh? hmmmmmm ;) :D