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Blown 472
05-07-2004, 07:10 PM
I realize I forgot my wallet, I rush home to find my dog................

canuck1
05-07-2004, 07:12 PM
riding Hooligans leg

Rexone
05-07-2004, 07:13 PM
humping Tom Brown's leg on my front porch and then....

Blown 472
05-07-2004, 07:16 PM
brown starts to take off his.........

HammerDown
05-07-2004, 07:21 PM
...fake leg, but just in the other room was>

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 07:22 PM
his pirate eye patch....

Blown 472
05-07-2004, 07:26 PM
on a midget, brown lunged at her but fell on his..........

HammerDown
05-07-2004, 07:27 PM
... box of depends, so as he grabs for a fresh one>

Blown 472
05-07-2004, 07:30 PM
as his ass lets loose, he sprays the midget with>

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 07:31 PM
silly string

HammerDown
05-07-2004, 07:36 PM
...yep silly string! Kinda makes one wonder what ol Tom was eating.
Well the story goes like this>>>

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 07:37 PM
Someone baked a bran muffin with silly string in it and Tom ate it................

Blown 472
05-07-2004, 07:40 PM
while stroking his...................

HammerDown
05-07-2004, 07:43 PM
...Hog:eek: Yep ol Tommy Boy had a pet hog named...

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 07:44 PM
nutsack.............

bigpapasean
05-07-2004, 07:49 PM
Nutsack got his name because he got his nutsack caught in the

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-07-2004, 07:50 PM
mans teeth next door.....

DUNDUN
05-07-2004, 07:50 PM
...who happened to be a very smart hog, he could spell as well as a 2nd grader....(Referring to debollas's last post)

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 07:52 PM
maybe not a second grader, more like a parrot that can type on the computer............(anyway)

DUNDUN
05-07-2004, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
mans teeth next door.....
the man's name was woodrow(aka: stroker)...

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 07:54 PM
aka: Itchy Balls...........

DUNDUN
05-07-2004, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
aka: Itchy Balls...........
he inherited the name because...

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 07:57 PM
.....of the bugs that lived there..............

DUNDUN
05-07-2004, 07:59 PM
but these weren't just any kind of bugs....

ahhell
05-07-2004, 08:00 PM
But the bugs were the flees of a thousand camels that could not take the smell of itchy balls, or nutsack any more...

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 08:01 PM
........so they jumped onto the computer keyboard and began to type............

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 08:02 PM
.........because that was much too difficult for nutsack, stroker, itchy balls...............

DUNDUN
05-07-2004, 08:05 PM
...woodrow...

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 08:06 PM
(thanks, forgot that one)
and Woodrow was jelous of the computer typing bugs, so he started to eat them................

DUNDUN
05-07-2004, 08:09 PM
...they didn't go down right so he then got a sore throat, neck ache, and more itchy balls...

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 08:10 PM
and then he turned into Michael Jackson..............

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-07-2004, 08:10 PM
which made a better improvement but then.......

DUNDUN
05-07-2004, 08:11 PM
...in other words, his balls fell out...

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 08:11 PM
and his nose...............

DUNDUN
05-07-2004, 08:15 PM
..but his nose didn't fall off naturally, he hired dr. bob(who enjoyed riding artificial limbs) to surgically remove his nose...

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-07-2004, 08:16 PM
and replace it with his little d**k...

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 08:16 PM
and attach it to his balls..........hence the name..........itchy ball d**k..

DUNDUN
05-07-2004, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
and replace it with his little d**k...
but the little d**k was also artificial....

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-07-2004, 08:18 PM
he left it in his blow up doll at the jail house when bubba.....

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 08:24 PM
made him his bride;)

DUNDUN
05-07-2004, 08:26 PM
...And jacko's new husband lost his wallet...

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 08:27 PM
next to a pink house.............

DUNDUN
05-07-2004, 08:29 PM
...which jacko thought would look very "cute" in neverland so...

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 08:31 PM
there you go.........