sidewound
05-13-2004, 06:15 PM
I THINK SO!
I'm not usually politically inclined but this struck a chord with me!
>The speech we would all love to hear!!!!!
>
>WOULD IT NOT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV TONIGHT AND SEE G.W. BUSH
>GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH.....
>
>My fellow Americans:
>As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed.
>Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
>mission in Iraq is complete.
>
>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
>It is now time to begin the reckoning.
>
>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
>which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
>short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some
>of the countries listed there.
>
>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
>
>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money
>saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>Iraqi war.
>
>The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
>world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
>In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
>On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
>will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or
>maybe China.
>
>To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
>deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big
>tables, too.
>
>I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
>retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
>I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed.
>I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets
>tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned
>over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
>A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try
>not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox
>and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I
>have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where
>I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with
>your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
>treaty---starting now.
>
>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
>citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism.
>
>I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to
>help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the
>undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
>
>It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
>homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer
>from America.
>
>To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
>
>To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
>
>God bless America.
>
>Thank you and good night.
>
>If you can read this, thank a teacher
>"If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier."
Let me know what you think!
Peace Man!:cool:
CESAR
I'm not usually politically inclined but this struck a chord with me!
>The speech we would all love to hear!!!!!
>
>WOULD IT NOT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV TONIGHT AND SEE G.W. BUSH
>GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH.....
>
>My fellow Americans:
>As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed.
>Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
>mission in Iraq is complete.
>
>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
>It is now time to begin the reckoning.
>
>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
>which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
>short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some
>of the countries listed there.
>
>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
>
>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money
>saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>Iraqi war.
>
>The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
>world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
>In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
>On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
>will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or
>maybe China.
>
>To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
>deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big
>tables, too.
>
>I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
>retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
>I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed.
>I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets
>tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned
>over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
>A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try
>not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox
>and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I
>have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where
>I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with
>your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
>treaty---starting now.
>
>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
>citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism.
>
>I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to
>help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the
>undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
>
>It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
>homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer
>from America.
>
>To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
>
>To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
>
>God bless America.
>
>Thank you and good night.
>
>If you can read this, thank a teacher
>"If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier."
Let me know what you think!
Peace Man!:cool:
CESAR