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sidewound
05-13-2004, 06:15 PM
I THINK SO!
I'm not usually politically inclined but this struck a chord with me!
>The speech we would all love to hear!!!!!
>
>WOULD IT NOT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV TONIGHT AND SEE G.W. BUSH
>GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH.....
>
>My fellow Americans:
>As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed.
>Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
>mission in Iraq is complete.
>
>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
>It is now time to begin the reckoning.
>
>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
>which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
>short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some
>of the countries listed there.
>
>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
>
>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money
>saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>Iraqi war.
>
>The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
>world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
>In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
>On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
>will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or
>maybe China.
>
>To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
>deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big
>tables, too.
>
>I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
>retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
>I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed.
>I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets
>tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned
>over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
>A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try
>not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox
>and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I
>have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where
>I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with
>your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
>treaty---starting now.
>
>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
>citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism.
>
>I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to
>help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the
>undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
>
>It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
>homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer
>from America.
>
>To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
>
>To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
>
>God bless America.
>
>Thank you and good night.
>
>If you can read this, thank a teacher
>"If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier."
Let me know what you think!
Peace Man!:cool:
CESAR

Moneypitt
05-13-2004, 08:34 PM
Right the f*** on.........Except you forgot to mention the next act of terrorism against the US of A .....WILL result in a major, major, explosion OVER the host country's largest city, PERIOD.

tisfortexas
05-13-2004, 08:49 PM
****in A with all the P's an Q's, I's dotted an T's crossed and a Red Neck Hell Yea to go along with it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :yuk: :mad:

SCLB41
05-13-2004, 08:55 PM
very nice

Boozer
05-13-2004, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by sidewound
I THINK SO!
I'm not usually politically inclined but this struck a chord with me!
>The speech we would all love to hear!!!!!
>
>WOULD IT NOT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV TONIGHT AND SEE G.W. BUSH
>GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH.....
>
>My fellow Americans:
>As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed.
>Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
>mission in Iraq is complete.
>
>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
>It is now time to begin the reckoning.
>
>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
>which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
>short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some
>of the countries listed there.
>
>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
>
>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money
>saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>Iraqi war.
>
>The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
>world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
>In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>
>On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
>will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or
>maybe China.
>
>To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
>deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big
>tables, too.
>
>I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
>retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
>I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed.
>I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets
>tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned
>over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
>A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try
>not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox
>and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I
>have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where
>I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with
>your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
>treaty---starting now.
>
>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
>citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism.
>
>I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to
>help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the
>undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
>
>It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
>homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer
>from America.
>
>To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
>
>To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
>
>God bless America.
>
>Thank you and good night.
>
>If you can read this, thank a teacher
>"If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier."
Let me know what you think!
Peace Man!:cool:
CESAR
Great idea. Except you forgot to mention the part about us losing the next world war we cause as a result which will ultimately result in the apocalypse. We didn't get to be where we are today by shutting off the rest of the world and doing so wont get us any further.
I think in many cases a war can be neccessary but you have to know how to pick your battles. The USA can't take on the rest of the world by itself. We'd have one hell of a nuclear winter if we did.

tisfortexas
05-13-2004, 09:07 PM
Why We Should Follow Through With It.
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46912

sidewound
05-14-2004, 05:52 AM
Thanks for the replies!
I don't agree with all the statements made in the piece but was intrigued by the idea as a whole.
Boozer brings up a good point that we cannot stand alone against the world. I do however think we should perhaps alighn ourselves with countries that share in our beliefs and goals for the future. Perhaps if the handouts to countries that don't support us were taken away, things would change. I have to earn my money why shouldn't other countries be required to earn our money?
I do have a hard time with the huge amounts of money spent in foreign aid while our taxes continue to escalate out of sight along with the price of gas and milk.
Again, thanks for the replies!
Peace Man!
:cool:
CESAR