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Racer277
04-02-2006, 05:40 PM
I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.

76ANTHONY
04-02-2006, 05:43 PM
I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
lmao, the woo woo dance..... :) :) :rollside: :)

wsuwrhr
04-02-2006, 05:50 PM
Lucky you didn't take your wife out in the worst way.
Brian

SummitKarl
04-02-2006, 06:40 PM
I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
I told you....you should have gone for the trapeze handle option :rollside:
want something a little stronger :rollside: :)

Ziggy
04-02-2006, 07:06 PM
Classic move Sean.....sure glad you didn't do any real damage.
LOL--woo,woo dance...reminds me of the man/woman joke about taking showers.
This place we're staying over here in Hi. has an outdoor shower....major woo-woo action I'm shooting for :p

Racer277
04-02-2006, 07:59 PM
Thanks everyone for your concern.
Congrats Karl, you must have been putting in while we were taking out.
Way to go Zig, that would be great!

Mrs.Racer277
04-02-2006, 08:31 PM
what did the judges give you on your "dismount" :rolleyes: ??? :rollside: -d-no
I think the number was in the negatives. :rolleyes:

wsuwrhr
04-02-2006, 08:33 PM
I think the number was in the negatives. :rolleyes:
Damn,
So encouraging.

JetBoatRich
04-02-2006, 08:45 PM
and it takes longer to heal :cry:

Squirtin Thunder
04-02-2006, 08:54 PM
We are not Laughing at you we are really laughing with you honest !!!
Iam LMMFASO :rollside: and almost choking that is too funny.

Jordy
04-02-2006, 09:04 PM
Sounds like another Diasaster to me. I imagine she'll have to go shopping a few times in the next couple days to get over the trauma. :D :D :D
Glad you're alright. The description of the crash was stellar. :D

BigDoug
04-02-2006, 09:22 PM
Way to go old man. :)

Mrs.Racer277
04-03-2006, 07:28 AM
Sounds like another Diasaster to me. I imagine she'll have to go shopping a few times in the next couple days to get over the trauma. :D :D :D
Glad you're alright. The description of the crash was stellar. :D
I think shopping just might do the trick. :rolleyes: :p

Mrs.charitycase
04-03-2006, 07:44 AM
LMFAO!
I don't think they call that getting old. You jumped? In the shower? Without thinking....this is gonna leave a mark?...lol
Ok Ok... I'll stop teasin now. Hope you get better....Oh and don't jump while in the shower anymore.

CA Stu
04-03-2006, 07:45 AM
It beats the alternative!

OGShocker
04-03-2006, 07:56 AM
Does anyone know how to clean a mouth full of coffee off my computer? LMAO!!!
Thanks, Sean, I needed a good laugh this morning..

pixilatedpussy
04-03-2006, 10:26 AM
I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
YOU DID IT AGAIN!!! You are retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!! :p :p :p :p

Dave C
04-03-2006, 10:33 AM
next time you need to land on the other party in order to break your fall... ;)

460 jus getn it
04-03-2006, 10:35 AM
I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
thats funnt right there.........................

Roaddogg 4040
04-03-2006, 10:35 AM
Sean, Sqirtin Thunder might not be laughing at you but Rosie and I are!!! Good job... Hope Dia is OK but you should be punnished for that stupid trick!!! :rollside:
Steve

pixilatedpussy
04-03-2006, 10:54 AM
thats funnt right there.........................
Serves him right!
What if Dia wasnt quite hungry yet! :crossx: :rollside: LOL!

WYRD
04-03-2006, 10:56 AM
YOU DID IT AGAIN!!! You are retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!! :p :p :p :p
AGAIN????? :idea:

pixilatedpussy
04-03-2006, 11:09 AM
AGAIN????? :idea:
Yes, apparently Sean likes to dance on that bench!!!!!!! :220v: :skull:

Mrs.Racer277
04-03-2006, 11:10 AM
Yes, apparently Sean likes to dance on that bench!!!!!!! :220v: :skull:
He likes something about that bench. :rolleyes: :)

Her454
04-03-2006, 11:14 AM
I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
ROTFLMAO! The "Woo Woo dance...
Classic!

pixilatedpussy
04-03-2006, 11:15 AM
He likes something about that bench. :rolleyes: :)
Gee??????????????????? What could it be???????????????? :crossx: :crossx:

Mrs.Racer277
04-03-2006, 08:47 PM
LMFAO!
I don't think they call that getting old. You jumped? In the shower? Without thinking....this is gonna leave a mark?...lol
Ok Ok... I'll stop teasin now. Hope you get better....Oh and don't jump while in the shower anymore.
He has to jump up and down and start the helicopter part of the dance. :rolleyes: :p

Throttle
04-03-2006, 08:52 PM
what does he mean - the busy bench?
send pixi some pics of that bruise! :cry:

SummitKarl
04-03-2006, 09:07 PM
Gee??????????????????? What could it be???????????????? :crossx: :crossx:
I am gona guess.... :rollside: .LMAO............it's has to do with the same thing, Geza is going to HAVE to be GETTING to like about a shower seat :jawdrop: :D

PlyaPlya22
04-03-2006, 09:32 PM
I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
water shoes my brotha!! :rollside:

Racer277
04-04-2006, 09:34 AM
water shoes my brotha!! :rollside:
THAT is a good idea!
Thanks everyone, that's the information I needed! :cool:

Mrs.Racer277
04-04-2006, 11:53 AM
water shoes my brotha!! :rollside:
Yeah Thanks. :rolleyes: :)

Boy Named Sue
04-05-2006, 10:56 PM
Nothing like good traction to get you going. :)

kanedog
04-05-2006, 11:44 PM
Haha, you old. Not too old to do the helicopter part of the dance though! Long old saggy balls and all!

Charley
04-06-2006, 06:01 AM
the "woo woo dance" thats classic!

SHIFTY
04-06-2006, 06:53 AM
I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
YOU MAY HAVE JUST NAMED MY BOAT...

NOTALENT
04-06-2006, 06:57 AM
Haha.....god damn...I just had my morning laugh....lol...fockin hilarious...glad your alright...just be glad you didnt land on you Wee Wee!!! :220v: :D

Mr.Havasu
04-06-2006, 07:11 AM
Yeah Thanks. :rolleyes: :)
Now there's a look that going to help the mood...water shoes :rolleyes: That should do it for you Dia :p

ANXIETY ATTACK
04-06-2006, 07:36 AM
that is some funny shi owt

OGShocker
06-17-2006, 10:47 PM
Bump:D

OGShocker
10-06-2006, 01:17 PM
Hoolign,
Here is the thread you PM'd me on. Glad I could help.
Mark

AltarGirl
10-06-2006, 01:19 PM
OH man, this one again!! :crossx: :crossx: :p
She's going to kill you!

centerhill condor
10-06-2006, 01:34 PM
you lived! some of us better than others.

Racer277
10-06-2006, 01:37 PM
:rolleyes:

OGShocker
10-06-2006, 01:41 PM
Sean,
I am sorry Dia drug you into this. Sometimes things just suck.
Hope to see you soon,
Mark

Mandelon
10-06-2006, 02:10 PM
Obviously you need to sue the contractor.

76ANTHONY
10-06-2006, 02:39 PM
all i can say is WOO WOO :crossx:

hoolign
10-06-2006, 02:42 PM
As per OG:
he shakes it to the left
he shakes it to the right
he does the WOO WOO dance
with all his might
or somthing like that! :D :D :D

SummitKarl
10-06-2006, 03:52 PM
Sean,
I am sorry Dia drug you into this. Sometimes things just suck.
Hope to see you soon,
Mark
is Sean Hiring a Maid to do the "EXTRA vacuuming" :confused:

INSman
10-06-2006, 03:56 PM
I have heard of this so called "WOO WOO SHOWER DANCE" !!! :rollside:

Racer277
10-06-2006, 04:12 PM
Obviously you need to sue the contractor.
It was just the night prior to this that I was telling the builder that the shower bench was my favorite part of the house!
(True Story)

SummitKarl
10-06-2006, 04:15 PM
It was just the night prior to this that I was telling the builder that the shower bench was my favorite part of the house!
(True Story)
how come the contractors husband never slips in your shower :confused: :D

Debbolas
10-06-2006, 05:52 PM
I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
You are SUCH a man :D
LMAO!!!!! :rollside:

hoolign
10-06-2006, 06:14 PM
how come the contractors husband never slips in your shower :confused: :D
because to woo woo's don't make a right
:rollside:

SummitKarl
10-06-2006, 06:50 PM
because to woo woo's don't make a right
:rollside:
I thought two Woo Woo's would make you famous :rollside:

OGShocker
04-20-2007, 06:03 AM
Hey Sean,
Remember the time you were in the shower and Dia stepped right over you? :D :D :D

DILLIGAF
04-20-2007, 06:05 AM
This was a funny thread...lol

Debbolas
04-20-2007, 06:25 AM
The woo woo dance? :D
LMAO!!;)

Mrs.Racer277
04-20-2007, 07:14 AM
LMAO
I had soap in my eyes :rolleyes: :D

SummitKarl
04-20-2007, 08:40 AM
LMAO
I had soap in my eyes :rolleyes: :D
:idea: ...Ivory liquid....:jawdrop: :D

OGShocker
08-03-2007, 08:55 AM
A Happy Birthday BUMP!!! :D:D:D

fatboy95
08-03-2007, 08:58 AM
lmao, the woo woo dance..... :) :) :rollside: :)
Guess you didn't get the "Happy Finish"??

fatboy95
08-03-2007, 08:59 AM
LMAO
I had soap in my eyes :rolleyes: :D
Sure it was soap?, may have looked like Ivory

SummitKarl
08-03-2007, 10:21 AM
Happy Steak and WOO WOO day Sean:D

Mrs.Racer277
08-03-2007, 12:19 PM
Sure it was soap?, may have looked like Ivory
LMAO
Liquid Soap??? :idea: :idea:

havasu p/t er
08-03-2007, 12:55 PM
OG you show no mercy :devil: Happy Birthday again Sean.... be careful dancing tonight

Mrs.Racer277
08-03-2007, 07:06 PM
OG you show no mercy :devil: Happy Birthday again Sean.... be careful dancing tonight
LMAO :D

SummitKarl
12-03-2007, 07:39 PM
Bump...:devil: :) :D

GHT
12-03-2007, 08:16 PM
Sounds like you are younger than you think... If you where old you would have needed more than a vicoden (sp?) and a Beer.
You where lucky you didn't bust your head open, or worse...
I think it's funny Dia kept showering.. Guess she had to be clean incase you had to go to the emergency room.:D

SummitKarl
05-14-2008, 07:26 PM
:devil:

flathead
05-16-2008, 08:49 AM
I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
:jawdrop: Kinda reminds me of them three fat guys with thier shorts pulled up inta there krak do'in the HOOK-A-SHAKA dance", and shakin boat oars fer spears on the front deck of a rusty ol' Ultra to the song I got a feel'in!! Caused all'a women ta run ta thier kids scream'in "DON"T LOOK" and tryin ta cover thier eyes!! NO ALCOHOL INVOLVED THERE! I SWEAR!!!:eek: :rolleyes:

SummitKarl
01-16-2009, 04:34 AM
for old times sake:) :D