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JetBoatRich
05-31-2004, 05:35 PM
PRICELESS!
The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
Matt wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Matt looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Matt asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Matt asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
a self-induced hangover - $100.00
broken furniture - $200.00
breakfast - $10.00
saying the right thing - priceless

Kim Hanson
05-31-2004, 06:13 PM
That is good Rich............( . )( . )..........:D I allways **** up at lying :D

Mandelon
05-31-2004, 06:38 PM
That's funny. But it was funnier last week when I read it the first time. :rolleyes: :D

Cheap Thrills
05-31-2004, 06:54 PM
good one JBR . Thanks I needed that :D
C.T. :wink:

Kachina26
05-31-2004, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
That's funny. But it was funnier last week when I read it the first time. :rolleyes: :D
Last week!!!!!!!!!????????????? Man you're out of the loop:rolleyes: