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RiverKitty
06-04-2004, 09:39 AM
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
"When you're Hung like a Horse, You Don't Need a Harley to Pick up Chicks!" :D

Laveyman
06-04-2004, 09:49 AM
:D :D :D
Lavey(Going to the Harley dealer)man

mikev
06-04-2004, 10:00 AM
guess thats why i bought a boat instead of a harley, didn't need one after all. :D :D

tcook33
06-04-2004, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by mikev
guess thats why i bought a boat instead of a harley, didn't need one after all. :D :D
What happens when you got all 3?

RiverKitty
06-04-2004, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by tcook33
What happens when you got all 3?
CALL ME!!! :devil: :D :p

Keithb87
06-04-2004, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
CALL ME!!! :devil: :D :p
ROTFLMAO :D :D

Doug H.
06-04-2004, 11:37 AM
Very cute there kitty, i see what's been on your mind lately. :D

Liberator TJ1984
06-04-2004, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
CALL ME!!! :devil: :D :p
Whats your number ?????:D

MudPumper
06-04-2004, 12:16 PM
Wait a minute...........How can a chicken ride a motorcycle, they don't have aposable thumbs???????:confused: And his little feet couldn't reach the pegs!!!!:D

RiverKitty
06-04-2004, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by MudPumper
Wait a minute...........How can a chicken ride a motorcycle, they don't have aposable thumbs???????:confused: And his little feet couldn't reach the pegs!!!!:D
Heck! I'm still trying to figure out how the chicken grabbed on to the horses' "hangy-down thingie" :confused: :devil: :D

RiverKitty
06-04-2004, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by Doug H.
Very cute there kitty, i see what's been on your mind lately. :D
Is there anything else to think about??? :confused: :devil: :D :p

RiverKitty
06-04-2004, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Liberator TJ1984
Whats your number ?????:D
1-800-THINGIE!!!!!!!! :D

tcook33
06-04-2004, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Liberator TJ1984
Whats your number ?????:D
She was talking to me.
What's your number?

AleAlchemist
06-04-2004, 04:59 PM
Well I dont have a boat.
Dont have a Bike.
I am hung, not like a horse, but hung nun the less.
But I have been told im am a cunning linguist!:D :p :D

ahhell
06-04-2004, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by RiverKitty
Heck! I'm still trying to figure out how the chicken grabbed on to the horses' "hangy-down thingie" :confused: :devil: :D
He used his pecker:rolleyes: :D

RiverKitty
06-04-2004, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by ahhell
He used his pecker:rolleyes: :D
Yes, I know, but how did the chicken grab it??? :confused:
Must have a BIG beak, eh? :D

AleAlchemist
06-04-2004, 05:43 PM
maybe she has a kung Fu grip!:D