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Mandelon
06-18-2004, 08:11 PM
Or maybe your grandma or uncle or whatever....that stuck with you? That you make use of.....?
Mom taught me that if you can't be honest, at least be vague.......
As in: " Does this skirt make me look fat"?
(Cuz you know there is no real correct answer for this question).
"Uh no honey, that SKIRT doesn't make you look fat" :rolleyes:

HighRoller
06-18-2004, 08:12 PM
No, but your ass does.......:eek:

BarryMac
06-18-2004, 08:13 PM
She taught me that I can't put my elbow in my ear...
gjb

Phat Matt
06-18-2004, 08:16 PM
My Grandpa taught me how to drink. :D

Scream
06-18-2004, 08:16 PM
My mother taught me modesty,
My father taught me integrity,
and my grand mother taught me that if it isn't Lawrence Welk, Billy Grahm or the King Family, it isn't worth watchin on TV., oh and wash you feet off before getting into bed.

Mandelon
06-18-2004, 08:18 PM
Mom taught me to just touch the plastic switch part of the light switch so I wouldn't get the wall dirty..........:rolleyes:
Oh and she taught me that there are only so many clicks in a clicker. A mechanical part only has so many "clicks" till it wears out....so don't waste them.......:rolleyes:

Debbolas
06-18-2004, 08:30 PM
Ok, remember you asked.................
My dad taught me to be different. In my family there was nothing worse than "being trendy" and going along with everyone else. We all had to be unique. He also taught me to do my very best at everything I do. He bought me all the Beatle albums when they came out, even though I liked the Monkeys! He showed me all the great films like Citizen Kane and that told me that Disney is evil.
My Big Mama (grandmother) taught me how to make sunny side up eggs and Texas Tea! and how to fish!
My Big Daddy ( Grandpa) taught me how to mow the lawn and grow plants.
My Scottish grandma taught me how to play gin and be thrifty, (the thrifty part didn't take) .
My Greek grandfather taught me how everyone wants to be Greek, and we are so lucky to be Greek and we should be very proud. He brought me "halva" candy and we danced the tora?
My mom taught me never to date Greek men, they are so
vain, and how to teach children which is what I do today.
My mother in law taught me patience and she is so gracious.....
My Father in law taught me common sense, which I was sadly lacking when I met and married Matt. He was a great man...
Sorry I kinda strayed from the topic, but I was raised by hippies and we just can't conform!!

DUNDUN
06-18-2004, 08:35 PM
Don't EVER look down on a man for what he does for a living(legal)

Moneypitt
06-18-2004, 10:09 PM
Never trust a skinny cook.......
Keep the garbage can lid on tight......
ice tea should be hot tea first.......
micro wave food isn't the same as real cooked food....
don't be late for supper!!
don't get home made lye soap in your eyes...
listen to your father.....

PlyaPlya22
06-18-2004, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Or maybe your grandma or uncle or whatever....that stuck with you? That you make use of.....?
Mom taught me that if you can't be honest, at least be vague.......
As in: " Does this skirt make me look fat"?
(Cuz you know there is no real correct answer for this question).
"Uh no honey, that SKIRT doesn't make you look fat" :rolleyes:
1. It's not the beauty, it's the booty.
2. If you don't have to work for it, you won't appreciate it!

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2004, 11:11 PM
my momma taught me not to be a racist and to love one another not for the color of there skin but what is on the inside
she taght me to be faithful to one man.
and always to speak my mind and not be a follower..
;)

PlyaPlya22
06-18-2004, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
my momma taught me not to be a racist and to love one another not for the color of there skin but what is on the inside
she taght me to be faithful to one man.
and always to speak my mind and not be a follower..
;)
And to be unfaithful to the rest..LOL I am in a good mood tonight and I don't know why? It must be this happy juice!

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2004, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
And to be unfaithful to the rest..LOL I am in a good mood tonight and I don't know why? It must be this happy juice!
happy juice will do that to you sweetie.. but you always seem happy to me.. ;)

PlyaPlya22
06-18-2004, 11:24 PM
Life is too short! I try to live every day like it is my last. One thing I don't like it BS. It breed drama! If I want drama i would still be married:D ::D b

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2004, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
Life is too short! I try to live every day like it is my last. One thing I don't like it BS. It breed drama! If I want drama i would still be married:D ::D b
LMAO!! your funny and smart.. but I am happily married.. so I have no regrets.. ;) :D :D

PlyaPlya22
06-18-2004, 11:32 PM
That makes two of us. I have no regrets either. I am the person I am because of all the trials and tribulations I have been through. It helps build character. I am on F*****G character.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2004, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
That makes two of us. I have no regrest either. I am the person I am because of all the trials and tribulations I have been through. It helps build character. I am on F*****G character.
that you are and we would love to party with ya.. good times thats what we want.. and to be with great peeps.. ;)

PlyaPlya22
06-18-2004, 11:35 PM
You can't miss us! We stand out like Shaq in a kindergarden class!

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2004, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
You can't miss us! We stand out like Shaq in a kindergarden class!
LOL!! what are you tall.;)

PlyaPlya22
06-18-2004, 11:41 PM
That's funny! No we bring the eclipse to the river..LOL

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2004, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
That's funny! No we bring the eclipse to the river..LOL
see i'm not one to see an eclipse.. we are all the same in my book,, ;)

PlyaPlya22
06-18-2004, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
see i'm not one to see an eclipse.. we are all the same in my book,, ;)
Some people just spend more time in the sun that others! LOL

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-18-2004, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
Some people just spend more time in the sun that others! LOL
LOL!! true.. :D

Scream
06-19-2004, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
You can't miss us! We stand out like Shaq in a kindergarden class!
LMAO!!!
You guys are great. Great hangin with ya at OP6, now that we know who you are, we'll hunt ya down the next time we're in the neighborhood

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2004, 10:49 AM
I stand out like casper if that helps.. can we still hang out with you guys..:D :D :D :D

welk2party
06-19-2004, 10:51 AM
Can we hang out 2?:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2004, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by welk2party
Can we hang out 2?:D
if I can get a pic of it.. LOL!!!:D :p :p

welk2party
06-19-2004, 11:09 AM
You be witty V!:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2004, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by welk2party
You be witty V!:D
wity kitty.. hmmmm maybe a new name to think about..
so where's my pic.:p

welk2party
06-19-2004, 11:12 AM
I reserve those pics for private viewing!:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2004, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by welk2party
I reserve those pics for private viewing!:D
where is the meeting point..:p

welk2party
06-19-2004, 11:14 AM
Somewhere between the lunch at the Y and here!:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2004, 11:14 AM
o.k.. :D

welk2party
06-19-2004, 11:16 AM
Unless you have a better spot V?:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2004, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by welk2party
Unless you have a better spot V?:D
well hunnington beach is not to far from me.. meet me half way:p

welk2party
06-19-2004, 11:18 AM
Deal!:D Everytime I read your sig this morning, after a boob conversation, I cannot help but let my mind wonder the meaning of hairless kitty.....;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by welk2party
Deal!:D Everytime I read your sig this morning, after a boob conversation, I cannot help but let my mind wonder the meaning of hairless kitty.....;)
LMAO!! so it's not just boob's you smile about.. :D :D :eek!:

welk2party
06-19-2004, 11:21 AM
I am a man of many interests!;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2004, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by welk2party
I am a man of many interests!;)
thats good.. keep it that way.. nothin like a healthy appetite..;)

welk2party
06-19-2004, 11:25 AM
People might start talking....about what a perv I am. GOOD!:cool:

mtndewdrops
06-19-2004, 11:28 AM
My Mother taught me to not skimp out when purchasing a pair of shoes or a mattress. Because when your not in one you are in the other.
My Father taught me to spend alot of time with my kids. Mainly by NOT doing what he did. We seldom talk...he has more of a live and let live attitude.