Breast stroke

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

There was a compitition to cross the English channel doing the breaststroke only. and the three woman who entered the race were a brunette, a red head, and a blonde.
After approx. 14 hrs the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 mins. later the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared second place... Nearly 4 hrs later after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied,
"I don't want to sound like i'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using there arms...."
:D :eek: :eek:

[Debbolas]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!
:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LOL!! :p

[Dr. Eagle]

LMFAO...........
That's great!!!!!!!!!

[lilrick]

thats funny dr., Ive been workin' there for 6 months.

[BarryMac]

good one...
gjb

[Goldilocks]

LOL
I love blonde jokes :D

[Debbolas]

Do you have a couple for us?;)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

A blonde goes to the library.
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few day's later, she returns and says to the librarian at the counter.
"This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian,
"So here is the person who took our phone book!"

[dmontzsta]

lol

[Goldilocks]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Do you have a couple for us?;)
No, I don't have any for ya. I can never remember any.

[Debbolas]

Thats ok, my blonde kids know all the good ones, but they are in bed. Time for me as well...night all!
:D

[Squirtin Thunder]

Why did the mirmaid were sea shells????
Jim

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Squirtin Thunder
Why did the mirmaid were sea shells????
Jim
don't know ... why;)

[dmontzsta]

this thread said breast, but yet none in here. :(

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

is that a hint.. LOL!!;)

[Phat Matt]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
this thread said breast, but yet none in here. :(
here you go...
http://a725.g.akamai.net/7/725/1095/000029/www.omahasteaks.com/gifs/large/ck046.jpg

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LMAO!! :D

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Phat Matt
here you go...
http://a725.g.akamai.net/7/725/1095/000029/www.omahasteaks.com/gifs/large/ck046.jpg
:(

[Phat Matt]

just look at those big tasty succulent breast. yummy. :)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LMAO!! here ya go..
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/719719eliminator_regata_045-med.jpg

[Phat Matt]

Originally posted by Phat Matt
just look at those big tasty succulent breast. yummy. :)
this post needs to go down here now. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LMAO!!

[Squirtin Thunder]

Because B shells were too small and D shells were too big !!!!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Squirtin Thunder
Because B shells were too small and D shells were too big !!!!
LMAO!! I like that one.. ;) :D :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

I luv it when the shells are too small !!!
Jim

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LOL!! :D :D