MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2004, 09:55 PM
A guy goes to a house of prostitution. he selects a girl, pays her $ 200.00 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her blue sheer negligee, when the fire alarm rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $ 200.00 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the fireman are there. He see's one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $ 200.00 in her hand?"
the fireman say's. "No!"
The guy then says. "well if you do see her, screw her. It's paid for."
:D
She runs out of the room, with his $ 200.00 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the fireman are there. He see's one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $ 200.00 in her hand?"
the fireman say's. "No!"
The guy then says. "well if you do see her, screw her. It's paid for."
:D