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sillywilly
06-22-2004, 07:53 AM
My Brother is best man arranging a bachelor party for his buddy in Havasu. We will have my 33 scarab out on the water. The only thing left on the list of must haves is women that are ready willing and able. We have tried to connect with some strippers for evening entertainment but aren't having much luck. All I know is every time I am out there on the river it looks like we should find the women we are looking for out on the water. I would not know as every time I am out there I am with the wife. Can you believe that she is letting me go with the guys for the Pirate run. Is it realistic to think that there will be plenty of single girls up there looking to hop on a boat? Are there many girls that head to the river with this idea in mind? Hopefully they would not be water buffalo's. If anyone has any suggestions on places where the single girls without boats might be hanging it would be great. And when on the water look for us. The boat name is Golden Shower.:D Can't piss, I mean can't miss that one:p

Bre
06-22-2004, 07:56 AM
You need a stripper still?:p

sillywilly
06-22-2004, 08:00 AM
Yes can you help!!!! We are going to have a killer time! Beyond strippers girls with a good party attitude will be welcome to the pad on Friday and Saturday nnight.

Bre
06-22-2004, 08:02 AM
For a good price I can:p ;)

sillywilly
06-22-2004, 08:03 AM
For a good price you can? We should talk further about this.:p

Bre
06-22-2004, 08:04 AM
LOL

sillywilly
06-22-2004, 08:04 AM
here is the link to the house we are renting.
http://www.vacationrentals.com/vacation-rentals/17988.html .

sillywilly
06-22-2004, 08:12 AM
so Bre are you one of those beautiful girls on your website?:p

PlyaPlya22
06-22-2004, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by Bre
For a good price I can:p ;)
Bre are you teasing people again??:D

Bre
06-22-2004, 08:15 AM
Nope... I am just the one with brown hair... this is how I look now:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/508/1543249v3-med.jpg

Bre
06-22-2004, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
Bre are you teasing people again??:D
Who me?:p

sillywilly
06-22-2004, 08:21 AM
Oh Bre, Husband and child huh? I somehow do not think he would be real supportive of you being a part of our entertainment plans. Of course I am sure you have plenty of girlfriends that could make our evening memorable.

PlyaPlya22
06-22-2004, 08:22 AM
Naughty, Naughty, Naughty!!!:wink:

Bre
06-22-2004, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by sillywilly
Oh Bre, Husband and child huh? I somehow do not think he would be real supportive of you being a part of our entertainment plans. Of course I am sure you have plenty of girlfriends that could make our evening memorable.
I have two kids actually. I actually don't think he would mind unless your looking for "something more" but I'm sure you guys can find plenty of girls at the sandbar or in the channel then.

Bre
06-22-2004, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by ShockwaveBob
I like your attitude. :D
:p

MagicMtnDan
06-22-2004, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by sillywilly
My Brother is best man arranging a bachelor party for his buddy in Havasu. The only thing left on the list of must haves is women that are ready willing and able.
Let me see if I understand this...you're going to have a bachelor party and "the only thing" you don't have is strippers?! :eek!: Without strippers at a bachelor party all you have is a sausage fest with alcohol! :D
You shoulda said "the only thing you have is beer/booze." :D

sillywilly
06-22-2004, 10:51 AM
come on people help me here. Bre is the only one with possible solutions to kickin this weekend off. We need one or two good looking girls. The girls I can gaurantee will have a god time!:p

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2004, 10:54 AM
don't they have strippers you can call out there.. wouldn't that be the best solution.?:confused:

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2004, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by ShockwaveBob
Maybe you could help out, with your ample talents. ;)
I have none.. ;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2004, 11:01 AM
neither.. I'm just a dumb smelly plumber.. LOL!!:p ;)

78Eliminator
06-22-2004, 11:03 AM
I think strippers are stupid and a waste of time. Why not get him a hooker?
I mean, if you want to have some dirt bag slut dancing for a room full of men, wouldn't you rather have her put out too? Would you ever go to a restaurant with no intention to eat; just stare at the food? I just don't understand that logic, never have. It doesn't even turn me on. It's like my brain has a bullshit gauge built into it that knows:
1. This woman does not think I am hot and does not really want to screw.
2. She is taking my money and not going to screw.
3. She will tell me whatever she thinks I need to hear to get more of my hard earned money, and she is not going to screw.
4. Her parents are probably mortified that she is a stripper, and if they aren't she was probably molested by one of them.
5. Money, is her primary objective, and gold digging women disgust me.
Sorry to piss on your parade, but strippers are shit heads. :D

hd&boatrider
06-22-2004, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by sillywilly
come on people help me here. Bre is the only one with possible solutions to kickin this weekend off. We need one or two good looking girls. The girls I can gaurantee will have a god time!:p
You are telling me you don't know 1 or 2 good looking girls that will go out there with you guys? Damn....Maybe it is because of what you guys intend to do with them?
Just call some strippers and be done with it. That is what you want and I don't think you will find strippers on these boards. At least none that I know of.

MAINEVENT
06-22-2004, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
don't they have strippers you can call out there.. wouldn't that be the best solution.?:confused:
The only thing i can say is be very picky (depends how much you drank) we did the over the phone order for a couple strippers in laughlin showed in the pix pretty decent girls we ask if the girls in the pix were the girls coming they said yeah :yuk: well let me tell they where FUGLY and didn't want to do shit, and wanted money upfront best bet take some on the road or pick some up at a local spot:D

HavasuDreamin'
06-22-2004, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
I think strippers are stupid and a waste of time.
Would you ever go to a restaurant with no intention to eat; just stare at the food? I just don't understand that logic, never have. It doesn't even turn me on. It's like my brain has a bullshit gauge built into it that knows:
1. This woman does not think I am hot and does not really want to screw.
2. She is taking my money and not going to screw.
3. She will tell me whatever she thinks I need to hear to get more of my hard earned money, and she is not going to screw.
4. Her parents are probably mortified that she is a stripper, and if they aren't she was probably molested by one of them.
5. Money, is her primary objective, and gold digging women disgust me.
Sorry to piss on your parade, but strippers are shit heads. :D
Now that is damn funny!!!!! :D :D .............and 100% true! :D

78Eliminator
06-22-2004, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by HavasuDreamin'
Now that is damn funny!!!!! :D :D .............and 100% true! :D
Peace brother, amen to a kindred spirit!!!! :D ;)

RiverToysJas
06-22-2004, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
I think strippers are stupid and a waste of time. Why not get him a hooker?
I mean, if you want to have some dirt bag slut dancing for a room full of men, wouldn't you rather have her put out too? Would you ever go to a restaurant with no intention to eat; just stare at the food? I just don't understand that logic, never have. It doesn't even turn me on. It's like my brain has a bullshit gauge built into it that knows:
1. This woman does not think I am hot and does not really want to screw.
2. She is taking my money and not going to screw.
3. She will tell me whatever she thinks I need to hear to get more of my hard earned money, and she is not going to screw.
4. Her parents are probably mortified that she is a stripper, and if they aren't she was probably molested by one of them.
5. Money, is her primary objective, and gold digging women disgust me.
Sorry to piss on your parade, but strippers are shit heads. :D
LMAO! :D I personally wouldn't go so far as to call them shit heads, but the rest is very true in deed!!! :D
RTJas :D

Bre
06-22-2004, 11:17 AM
I guess I shouldn't help them out then:rolleyes: :D

78Eliminator
06-22-2004, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Bre
I guess I shouldn't help them out then:rolleyes: :D
Keep your integrity.

RiverToysJas
06-22-2004, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Bre
I guess I shouldn't help them out then:rolleyes: :D
Why, you can't use the money? LOL. :D
RTJas :D

sillywilly
06-22-2004, 11:26 AM
I guess my problem is that as a married man I have been away from strip bars and the single scene for over ten years. I figured We cannot be the first group to have a bachelor party in Havasu and want a few dancing girls with a good attitude. I do agree that for the most part strippers are pretty lame. A girl that is not a stripper that is willing to strip could be fun:p

sillywilly
06-22-2004, 11:29 AM
hey mainevent what is the lcal spot? Are you refering to a local club? what would you reccomend?

hd&boatrider
06-22-2004, 11:29 AM
That may very well be the case for you but what I know is that married men are the ones going to see the strippers. I happen to be single and don't go to or hire strippers. Why pay for something you don't have to :).
I hope you guys have a good time at the bachelor party. There are pretty much many girls on the lake that will put on a show for you. Just take a beer bong, lots of liquor, loud party music and they will come.
Good luck
Originally posted by sillywilly
I guess my problem is that as a married man I have been away from strip bars and the single scene for over ten years. I figured We cannot be the first group to have a bachelor party in Havasu and want a few dancing girls with a good attitude. I do agree that for the most part strippers are pretty lame. A girl that is not a stripper that is willing to strip could be fun:p

copperrat20
06-22-2004, 11:34 AM
Sillwilly- I got the solution to your problem on it's way. My buddy had his batchelor party six months ago or so out there that I went to. Strippers galore. Good looking and clean enough. He is going to call me back with names to request and phone numbers. Anything to help a brother out!!:D

rivercrazy
06-22-2004, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by hd&boatrider
Just call some strippers and be done with it. That is what you want and I don't think you will find strippers on these boards. At least none that I know of.
Maybe not professional strippers! :D

hd&boatrider
06-22-2004, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by rivercrazy
Maybe not professional strippers! :D
The only ones I know dance and yes get pretty skimpy with the clothes but I would not refer to them as strippers at all. At least the ones on my boat are friends and just having a good time. Have at it is my thinking :)
Other boats...unless the women are hired...which I am sure a few are, probably are in the same mindset as me.

rivercrazy
06-22-2004, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by hd&boatrider
The only ones I know dance and yes get pretty skimpy with the clothes but I would not refer to them as strippers at all. At least the ones on my boat are friends and just having a good time. Have at it is my thinking :)
Other boats...unless the women are hired...which I am sure a few are, probably are in the same mindset as me.
I wasn't referring to you Tom! But some of the action I've seen at the river definately qualifies as stripper type action! :D

hd&boatrider
06-22-2004, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by rivercrazy
I wasn't referring to you Tom! But some of the action I've seen at the river definately qualifies as stripper type action! :D
I hear you and understand what you are saying RC...Now get back to that friggin' migraine of a discussion on batteries....lol

mickeyfinn
06-22-2004, 12:18 PM
Just let your fingers do the walking in the Yellow pages.
Try some of these:
Dial a dancer (http://www.dialadancer.com/)
Yahoo pages search results (http://yp.yahoo.com/py/ypResults.py?stp=y&stx=8120393&city=San+Diego&state=CA&uzip=92101&country=us&msa=7320&cs=4&ed=oqQeuK1o2Tz5mZz.icsAXVOCKQMyYQyDCoTc3g9xNbR3NQ--&qtx=escort+service)

YW82DRM
06-22-2004, 12:19 PM
I can't believe that you are having trouble finding a couple of wh$#es to hang out with you. The world is full of them. I would love to help but I can't. In my personal opinion I would call around and see if you can't line something up for the evening. Get onto to yahoo and search for strippers in that area. Then I would go out on the boat and try to have fun. It seems when you are tyring that hard you never find what you want. I had some guy shine a laser beam on on my A#@ this weekend..... Note to all of you out there: Not a good way to get a womans attention. It's a bach. party and I don't think you will be remebering much anyway.

welk2party
06-22-2004, 03:08 PM
Buck up and go meet some ladies on the lake. They may not be strippers but probably a helluva lot more fun. Like someone else said...Boat, booze, music, and a fun attitude will get you pretty far.:D

MAINEVENT
06-22-2004, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by sillywilly
hey mainevent what is the lcal spot? Are you refering to a local club? what would you reccomend?
When we had the party after we kicked the girls out a bunch of us hit some bars and clubs (this was in laughlin) we ended up convincing 4 girls to come up to the room and give me bro a really good show for half the price and twice the enjoy (cause they weren't pro's i dont think:D ) I think we got lucky and it was a plan B :D

sillywilly
06-22-2004, 04:53 PM
I am convinced we will have to find the girls at the channel or the sandbar. Are there any special events happening this weekend that will draw in major poontang or should we continue a search for tow alongs?

hot_diggity_dog
06-22-2004, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by sillywilly
I am convinced we will have to find the girls at the channel or the sandbar. Are there any special events happening this weekend that will draw in major poontang or should we continue a search for tow alongs?
You guy's are KILLING me!!!!:p
Do you want me to make a few calls for ya!!! No better yet I'll make a sign for ya, ;)
Hey my bro is getting married, and we need a few hotties to come party with us. Please we know Havasu Hangin too!LOL:p
This will get you layed for sure!!!!!:rolleyes:
Just let the trip flow, some of my funnest bachelor parties have been when we kicked the bitches out for lack of performance.
HDD :cool:

Jrocket
06-22-2004, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by hd&boatrider
That is what you want and I don't think you will find strippers on these boards. At least none that I know of.
Actually there just might be some on here!:wink:
If you dig deep enough you might get hooked up with a call girl or two also...:D

Mandelon
06-22-2004, 05:42 PM
Just wave cash............. :D

Havasu Hangin'
06-22-2004, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by hot_diggity_dog
...we know Havasu Hangin too!
Don't drag me into this...
...I'm all about good Christian Bible study when I'm at the river.

hot_diggity_dog
06-22-2004, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Don't drag me into this...
...I'm all about good Christian Bible study when I'm at the river.
HH are you still preaching on Sunday's at the Sandbar? LOL
HDD:cool:

Havasu Hangin'
06-22-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by hot_diggity_dog
HH are you still preaching on Sunday's at the Sandbar?
No...that's Saturdays..
...Sunday is a day of hangover....err..."rest".

Phat Matt
06-22-2004, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by hot_diggity_dog
Do you want me to make a few calls for ya!!! No better yet I'll make a sign for ya, ;)
Hey my bro is getting married, and we need a few hotties to come party with us. Please we know Havasu Hangin too!LOL:p
This will get you layed for sure!!!!!:rolleyes:
:cool:
This is probably the best idea I have heard. I can almost guarantee you could pull them in with a sign. They walk up and down the channel all day long looking for rides but are probably to afraid to ask. Your sign is the ice breaker. Hell, I'd say be picky and not take the first ones that come along. This should work out fine, unless of course you're in a Gayliner. :eek: :D

DogHouse
06-22-2004, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Jrocket
Actually there just might be some on here!:wink:
If you dig deep enough you might get hooked up with a call girl or two also...:D
Is there a story hiding under here somewhere??? Spill! :D

HOSS
06-22-2004, 07:24 PM
Dude, you need to get some Asian chicks from a massage parlor. Don`t ya`ll have them there?

hd&boatrider
06-22-2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by Jrocket
Actually there just might be some on here!:wink:
If you dig deep enough you might get hooked up with a call girl or two also...:D
If there are I am not interested in them. Don't need them but I want you to know that it doesn't bother me at all what people do. Different strokes for different folks :) Just not for me...that's all.

plaster dave
06-22-2004, 11:53 PM
go to this web site and look around ok but shhhhhhh:D
www.theeroticreview.com

hd&boatrider
06-29-2004, 03:54 PM
Hey sillywilly...You know anything about this stuff last weekend at the Sandbar?
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=770656#post770656

hd&boatrider
06-29-2004, 10:10 PM
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