Prostitution on Indian Reservations??

[Mandelon]

If the Indian reservations are sovereign nations, aand they can have casinos and apparently law enforcement has no authority there.....why doesn't some enterprising tribe open up a Teepee of Ill Repute?
What was that tribe name on that old show F-troop.....the ****awi? As in where the ****awi? :D
Some tribes are too small or too poorly located to open up a casino, but we all know what sells so well......
Can they do it? Anyone know? Any of them ever try?
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Scream]

LMAO!!!
It takes a real perv to come up with this thinkin all the time Man....delon...
A teepee if Ill repute...LOL

[malibuken]

going a bit astray here ..............
So the Indian Chief goes to the doctor and tells him, "doctor, doctor, I had a dream last night, first I was a Teepee, then a wigwam, then a Teepee, then a wigwam, what does it mean?"
The doctor replies, "hold on there chief, you are too tense!" (get it, 2 tents?) :) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
As for the Teepee of Ill repute, I guess that gives a whole new meaning to Wampum! :eek:
I like the way you think Mand. :D

[Mandelon]

Just looking out for their welfare.........creating jobs, providing benefits, improving infrastructure.......its all about commerce,
baby.
Welcome to Uncle Wally's Wigglin' Wigwam.....come on in and Pokerhaunches.....
No I am not rascist. I make fun of everyone equally.......:D

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Mande-LONe, you dirty boy. I am telling!
:D

[RiverToysJas]

So I guess we'd just bring our own piece pipe! :D
get it - piece pipe, instead of peace pipe!....... ah nevermind. :D
RTJas :D

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
So I guess we'd just bring our own piece pipe! :D
get it - piece pipe, instead of peace pipe!....... ah nevermind. :D
RTJas :D
Jason, that literally made me laugh out loud!
:D :D :D :D :D

[goneboatin]

Originally posted by Mandelon
If the Indian reservations are sovereign nations, aand they can have casinos and apparently law enforcement has no authority there.....why doesn't some enterprising tribe open up a Teepee of Ill Repute?
You obviously have not been to Bluewater or the McDonalds in Parker. If you had, then you know that the "TeePee of Ill Repute" would go broke if they used the local squaws.

[Mandelon]

I would suspect they would need to bring in outside talent.
I know they don't build their own slot machines either.......:D

[malibuken]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
So I guess we'd just bring our own piece pipe! :D
get it - piece pipe, instead of peace pipe!....... ah nevermind. :D
RTJas :D
:D :D :D :D That is seriously funny RTJ! :D :D :D

[CEO]

OK!
For the ***boaters I will volunteer my services to be the first one to try out this "***** house on the Reservation! With outside talent.
sorry for the *****

[Kilrtoy]

Alright MANDELON,
When are going to check out the products.....

[dicudmore]

props here guys....
this is some of the funniest "stuff" I've ever read on the boards :D

[Boatcop]

The thing that allows gaming on Indian Reservations is that SOME form of gambling must already be legal in the host state. Whether it's a Lottery, card clubs, Horse tracks, etc.
In order for an Indian Tribe to have prostitution, there would have to be legal prostitution in the host state. That narrows the choices down to Nevada Tribes only.
Also, since the state laws against prostitution apply to the individual, a non-indian working in an Indian Brothel would still have to abide by state law, no matter who ran the place. Then you'd be left with nothing but the tribal females. (Or males, if that's your thing........Not that there's anything wrong with it.)
The house wouldn't be under the jurisdiction of State Law, but a non-indian would. That would include the patrons of the place, if they weren't indian.
I avoid using the term "squaw", as it is a derogatory word for a female's private parts, similar in offensiveness to the "C" word that ends in "NT" and has a "U" in the middle. Mrs. BoatCop, a registered member of the Cherokee Nation, would have my juevos in a jar on the mantle if she heard me refer to an Indian female as such.

[RiverToysJas]

Damn Alan, I know it's your sworn duty to ruin our fun on the water, but do have to ruin our fanticies too? :rolleyes: :p J/K!
RTJas :D

[hot_diggity_dog]

Originally posted by Boatcop
Then you'd be left with nothing but the tribal females. (Or males, if that's your thing........Not that there's anything wrong with it.)
LMAO:p :p :D
HDD:cool:

[sam pioske]

Boat Cop way toooo funny !!!!!!!

[MJ19]

Classic...LMAO...too friggen funny of a thread!!!:D

[Mandelon]

Well, heck. Why not? Too many darn rules and regulations out there as it is........:(
Come and visit Riverkitty's Happy Ending Massage Parlor.....:D

[HOSS]

I`m all for it. Great looking thing squas with ass long straight black hair,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mmmmmmmmmm,,,,,, ,,,thats good. Count me in. I`ll spend some money there.
I`m really not into cactus plants.

[Dr. Eagle]

So Alan..... Squaw Peak really means..........???:confused:

[moneypit]

My God!!!! Have you seen whats running around those reservations? All the locals have straight hair and curly teeth. Not to mention some of the diseases they have from giving it away for free. YUCK!

[Boatcop]

So Alan..... Squaw Peak really means..........???
Squaw Peak is now named Piestewa Peak, as is the old Squaw Peak Parkway. Named after Lori Ann Piestewa, a Hopi woman and Arizona resident who was killed in the opening days of the Iraq War.
She was a 23 year old single mother of 3 and 4 year olds from the Hopi Reservation in Northeast AZ. She was Jessica Lynch's roomate and was killed in the same attack that took Jessica Hostage.
She's believed to be the first Native American woman killed in Combat.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Boatcop
Squaw Peak is now named Piestewa Peak, as is the old Squaw Peak Parkway. Named after Lori Ann Piestewa, a Hopi woman and Arizona resident who was killed in the opening days of the Iraq War.
She was a 23 year old single mother of 3 and 4 year olds from the Hopi Reservation in Northeast AZ. She was Jessica Lynch's roomate and was killed in the same attack that took Jessica Hostage.
She's believed to be the first Native American woman killed in Combat.
DOH! I didn't know that! OOPS....:(

[Co-Pilot]

This stuff is great. I would be cautious of the prostitute named "Stands With A Fist" :o

[randy77zt]

back in the early 80's i worked in the melon packing sheds in parker for a summer college job.the tribe that lives in parker consists of very large people.i dont think most white men like large women.so its a good idea but the local talent would be lacking.if you like checking out brothel talent goto nvbrthel.com

[mtndewdrops]

Another good idea plagued by restrictions, rules, and regulations...Those Indian women have a little too much love for me to handle.:)