Lies that Girls Tell

[78Eliminator]

http://maddox.xmission.com/lyingbitch.html

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:rolleyes: are you upset with women .. :D :D

[RiverDave]

My personal favorite from my own experiences. LOL..
I'm not like other girls
Then why does every other girl say that? LOL :D
RD

[R-Babe]

Originally posted by RiverDave
My personal favorite from my own experiences. LOL..
Then why does every other girl say that? LOL :D
RD
But I'm not!!!! :p

[RiverDave]

Yes you are... LOL :D
RD

[topless]

Lies I tell you, all lies! We girls are truthful, it's just that you men just can't read between the lines to find out what we really mean. LOL

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by topless
Lies I tell you, all lies! We girls are truthful, it's just that you men just can't read between the lines to find out what we really mean. LOL
They need to watch a sports show?
ESPN;)

[RiverDave]

Originally posted by topless
Lies I tell you, all lies! We girls are truthful, it's just that you men just can't read between the lines to find out what we really mean. LOL
Hey what's up with the 3 AM message Topless? I know it was you.. LOL I could hear that country "twang" in your voice. ;) :)
RD

[R-Babe]

Originally posted by RiverDave
Hey what's up with the 3 AM message Topless? I know it was you.. LOL I could hear that country "twang" in your voice. ;) :)
RD
It was all a lie!!! :p ;)

[RiverDave]

Originally posted by R-Babe
It was all a lie!!! :p ;)
I should hope so.. some of the things described.. I'm not sure were even legal in the state of CA.. LOL :D

[MJ19]

Okay...if the TRUTH be known then here it is:
No man would stick around long enough to find out all the things they are required to do just to get a little lov'n...so we ladies have to trick men into falling head over heels for us, giving us just enough time to brain wash them that we are the ONLY ones for them and that no other woman out there can do what we can for them...and once the brain washing is complete we have accomplished the mission set out to do many years prior. Enjoy our man slaves :p :D

[topless]

Originally posted by RiverDave
Hey what's up with the 3 AM message Topless? I know it was you.. LOL I could hear that country "twang" in your voice. ;) :)
RD
You were dreaming of me at 3 am? Interesting

[R-Babe]

Originally posted by MJ19
Okay...if the TRUTH be known then here it is:
No man would stick around long enough to find out all the things they are required to do just to get a little lov'n...so we ladies have to trick men into falling head over heels for us, giving us just enough time to brain wash them that we are the ONLY ones for them and that no other woman out there can do what we can for them...and once the brain washing is complete we have accomplished the mission set out to do many years prior. Enjoy our man slaves :p :D
LMAO!!!! :D

[Mrs. Restless22]

Originally posted by MJ19
Okay...if the TRUTH be known then here it is:
No man would stick around long enough to find out all the things they are required to do just to get a little lov'n...so we ladies have to trick men into falling head over heels for us, giving us just enough time to brain wash them that we are the ONLY ones for them and that no other woman out there can do what we can for them...and once the brain washing is complete we have accomplished the mission set out to do many years prior. Enjoy our man slaves :p :D
Yah..what she said!! :D :D

[topless]

Originally posted by MJ19
Enjoy our man slaves :p :D
Man slaves ROCK!:)

[MJ19]

Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
Yah..what she said!! :D :D
Sad thing is...I'm the one doing all the Laundry & Ironing today :( Then after that I have to go re-organize the work out room :( Then after that I have to help plan my own B-day BBQ tonight :( And then after that I am sure Miller will want to collect on his brainwashing :cool: So who really is the slave in the relationship? :confused: :p :D

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by MJ19
Okay...if the TRUTH be known then here it is:
No man would stick around long enough to find out all the things they are required to do just to get a little lov'n...so we ladies have to trick men into falling head over heels for us, giving us just enough time to brain wash them that we are the ONLY ones for them and that no other woman out there can do what we can for them...and once the brain washing is complete we have accomplished the mission set out to do many years prior. Enjoy our man slaves :p :D
Like doing the laundry, yard work, house work, for a bitch that worked part time and had no idea how to suck cock??

[R-Babe]

Is it your b-day today MJ????

[Mrs. Restless22]

Originally posted by R-Babe
Is it your b-day today MJ????
Ditto???:confused:

[MJ19]

Originally posted by Blown 472
for a bitch that worked part time and had no idea how to suck cock??
You best not be talk'n smack about me Blown or I'll have to kick your pervy little a$$ :p :D
YUP...today is my brfday...did you see what miller got me??? (along with plates that read MB4LINZ)

[78Eliminator]

Originally posted by Blown 472
for a bitch that worked part time and had no idea how to suck cock??
Funny, every woman I have been with thought they were so good at that, but weren't. ...and I have never really met any that knew how to do it like the chics in the movies.

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by 78Eliminator
Funny, every woman I have been with thought they were so good at that, but weren't. ...and I have never really met any that knew how to do it like the chics in the movies.
I know one, it is all about the hand, not so much the mouth.
They opened a new strip joint down the road from me and all the women are pissed that their hubbies are going there, I tell them to stop playing the "vagina as a weapon" and learn to suck dick, then the ol man had no need to go there. Dumb boxes.:rolleyes:

[topless]

Originally posted by 78Eliminator
Funny, every woman I have been with thought they were so good at that, but weren't. ...and I have never really met any that knew how to do it like the chics in the movies.
Buy them some pornos and make them take notes. That way if they still suck at it (no pun intended) you know that they are also STUPID!

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by MJ19
You best not be talk'n smack about me Blown or I'll have to kick your pervy little a$$ :p :D
YUP...today is my brfday...did you see what miller got me??? (along with plates that read MB4LINZ)
Me? talk shit bout you? never, well maybe, heehehehehe.
That is a damn nice ride, happy birfday!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[MJ19]

Originally posted by 78Eliminator
Funny, every woman I have been with thought they were so good at that, but weren't. ...and I have never really met any that knew how to do it like the chics in the movies.
Now let's think about this for a moment...the odds say that at least ONCE you've had to of had an incredible job...and if you've NEVER experienced it like the movies (how do you know unless you were a former porn star) I'd say it might be on the receiving end...like maybe it's tough to give a proper job to a gerkin when you've been practicing on a banana :p ;)

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by MJ19
Now let's think about this for a moment...the odds say that at least ONCE you've had to of had an incredible job...and if you've NEVER experienced it like the movies (how do you know unless you were a former porn star) I'd say it might be on the receiving end...like maybe it's tough to give a proper job to a gerkin when you've been practicing on a banana :p ;)
HOLY CALLOUT BATMAN.:D :D

[78Eliminator]

Originally posted by MJ19
Now let's think about this for a moment...the odds say that at least ONCE you've had to of had an incredible job...and if you've NEVER experienced it like the movies (how do you know unless you were a former porn star) I'd say it might be on the receiving end...like maybe it's tough to give a proper job to a gerkin when you've been practicing on a banana :p ;)
It's spelt "gherkin". Anyway, you might be right, I have never enjoyed those.....

[MJ19]

Originally posted by Blown 472
Me? talk shit bout you? never, well maybe, heehehehehe.
That is a damn nice ride, happy birfday!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
Truth be known...it happen to come around my birthday, not exactly what he had planned for a birthday gift, but since it's here, it cost $, it is now a b-day gift...so volia, however, I don't think he'll be topping it next year ;)

[topless]

Originally posted by MJ19
Now let's think about this for a moment...the odds say that at least ONCE you've had to of had an incredible job...and if you've NEVER experienced it like the movies (how do you know unless you were a former porn star) I'd say it might be on the receiving end...like maybe it's tough to give a proper job to a gerkin when you've been practicing on a banana :p ;)
Hmmm, you have a point there. Are you sure this is really you? You seem a little, .............spunky today. I like it:D

[MJ19]

Originally posted by 78Eliminator
It's spelt "gherkin". Anyway, you might be right, I have never enjoyed those.....
LMAO...you even know how to spell it :eek: Stick to what you know best...mashed potatoes :D

[78Eliminator]

Besides MJ19, nothing is a worse turn off than hearing "Are you going to cum, or not!!??"

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by 78Eliminator
Besides MJ19, nothing is a worse turn off than hearing "Are you going to cum, or not!!??"
That pisses me off too, then I just blow it in her face, toss her a klenexx and tell her to get me a beer.

[MJ19]

Originally posted by topless
Hmmm, you have a point there. Are you sure this is really you? You seem a little, .............spunky today. I like it:D
It's me, honest...just get a little spunk now and then :D Can't let it show too often, don't want to loose my innocent reputation ya'know :D

[SILVERWING]

Originally posted by 78Eliminator
http://maddox.xmission.com/lyingbitch.html
THEY LIE BETTER THAN THE BOYS DO AND DO IT SO WELL

[topless]

Originally posted by 78Eliminator
Besides MJ19, nothing is a worse turn off than hearing "Are you going to cum, or not!!??"
"Are you going to cum or not? "
I know you're turned on now.;)

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by MJ19
It's me, honest...just get a little spunk now and then :D Can't let it show too often, don't want to loose my innocent reputation ya'know :D
:confused: :confused: :confused: :rolleyes:

[topless]

Originally posted by MJ19
It's me, honest...just get a little spunk now and then :D Can't let it show too often, don't want to loose my innocent reputation ya'know :D
Ok, I won't tell. You can stay innocent:)

[78Eliminator]

Keep your spunk where it belongs, up your ass :D ;)

[78Eliminator]

Originally posted by MJ19
LMAO...you even know how to spell it :eek: Stick to what you know best...mashed potatoes :D
Truth be told, I had to look it up on the internet.... :D

[MJ19]

Originally posted by 78Eliminator
Besides MJ19, nothing is a worse turn off than hearing "Are you going to cum, or not!!??"
I'd say that sounds like a case of lock jaw...and that can be painful...you could be slightly empathetic, when you think you can handle the massive gherkin solo, take over for her and give her jaw a break....she might just surprize you with a turkey dinner ;)

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by MJ19
I'd say that sounds like a case of lock jaw...and that can be painful...you could be slightly empathetic, when you think you can handle the massive gherkin solo, take over for her and give her jaw a break....she might just surprize you with a turkey dinner ;)
Lemme get this right, 78 sucks himself off and she cooks him turkey? how in the **** does that work?:D

[MJ19]

Originally posted by Blown 472
Lemme get this right, 78 sucks himself off and she cooks him turkey? how in the **** does that work?:D
well seeing how we are talking gherkin here...I'd have to assume solo means manually :rolleyes:

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by MJ19
well seeing how we are talking gherkin here...I'd have to assume solo means manually :rolleyes:
So then does he get to take the turkey baster full of turkey jipe and ram it up her ass and pump her full??

[topless]

Originally posted by Blown 472
So then does he get to take the turkey baster full of turkey jipe and ram it up her ass and pump her full??
YUK! That reminds me of a nanny I once had. She was about the most hideous looking person I've ever seen. To make a long story short, when I fired her, I went in her room and found a bunch of pornos in the drawer (I kept them by the way) but I also foung my turkey baster there too. To this day, I can't baste a turkey. It makes me sick. LOL

[MJ19]

Originally posted by Blown 472
So then does he get to take the turkey baster full of turkey jipe and ram it up her ass and pump her full??
you have officially crossed the "Gross" line buster :yuk: ;)

[mirvin]

WHat is wrong with you peopel??
mirvin;)

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by MJ19
you have officially crossed the "Gross" line buster :yuk: ;)
That might be, but you imagine the look on her face as she is running to the bafroom wif searing hot gravy running out of her ass?

[78Eliminator]

Originally posted by Blown 472
That might be, but you imagine the look on her face as she is running to the bafroom wif searing hot gravy running out of her ass?
And safety pins through her bleeding nipples

[MJ19]

Originally posted by 78Eliminator
And safety pins through her bleeding nipples
all right you two sick bastards are giving me visuals that might just give me the worst nightmares of my life! STOP!!! Please!!! :yuk:

[HCS]

Originally posted by MJ19
all right you two sick bastards are giving me visuals that might just give me the worst nightmares of my life! STOP!!! Please!!! :yuk:
That what happens when you play with the bad boys.:D

[rrrr]

Originally posted by Blown 472
That pisses me off too, then I just blow it in her face, toss her a klenexx and tell her to get me a beer.
LMAO, and then it got even worse. Jeez, Blown, that is some funny chit.
:D :D

[Dave C]

wow... you guys do some good work.

[MJ19]

Originally posted by Dave C
wow... you guys do some good work.
Aren't they somethin' else :eek: :D