Change The Subject

[dirty old man]

Has anyone noticed that no matter what the subject is, there are at least 2 ladies(that for now shall remain nameless) that always change the thought to something completely out of context? You could ask a question about a prop and they'ed talk about dishwashers. Is this deliberate, are they playing games or putting us on? I can't figure out whats going on, but then again I'm just a dirty old man.

[little rowe boat]

I believe it's a womans perrogative to change her mind or subject for that matter.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I believe the thread you are talking about that I brought up a dishwasher was the thread Things you always wonder about..
I don't do it on purpose so I'm sorry.. I was at one time known for high jacking threads so maybe the name is coming back.
oh and what was your question again? oh yes I believe the two ladies you were referring to is Yes We do. LOL!!:D :D

[Mandelon]

Yeah, that's true. Hey what kind of dishwasher detergent is best? :confused: :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Yeah, that's true. Hey what kind of dishwasher detergent is best? :confused: :D
any liquid.. I hate the powder.. oh and you are off topic buddy.. but you did answer it so it should be o.k :D :D

[1stepcloser]

I find Cascade does a super job, even if you forget to pre-wash.
Add a little Jet-Dry for the rinse......great recipe.

[Debbolas]

Sorry, sometimes we stray off topic, but you see your friend posting and want to ask them something.....I'm trying to do better.;)
P.S. I like those little pocket things with the dishwasher and jet dri all in one:D

[rrrr]

We bought a really cool dishwasher when we remodeled. It's made by Fisher-Paykel, opens like a drawer. We have two stacked on top of each other.
They work great, and are super quiet.

[Debbolas]

I REALLY wish I had bought a more expensive model. ;) The one in our kitchen was from the 70's so I thought anything would be better, well 3 years later, my $300 Maytag is falling apart:(

[1stepcloser]

Originally posted by Debbolas
I REALLY wish I had bought a more expensive model. ;) The one in our kitchen was from the 70's so I thought anything would be better, well 3 years later, my $300 Maytag is falling apart:(
I love Maytag, I've had a washer/ dryer combo for sixteen trouble free years, and the dryer finally died.
Just got a new Maytag stove.
As far as dishwashers....I had a 80's era POS, replaced it with Kenmore Elite....super quiet, but quit working less than 2 years later:(
Shoulda got a Maytag.....:)

[rrrr]

This is what they look like:
http://usa.fisherpaykel.com/Products/Dishwashers/models/dd603ss.jpg
Only bad thing was the fookin' huge price tag.

[Debbolas]

I just drooled all over my laptop......................wow;)

[HCS]

When I lauched my boat last weekend the bunks on my trailer
floated away. What a bitch that was. The wood was rotted and
all the screws fell out.

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
When I lauched my boat last weekend the bunks on my trailer
floated away. What a bitch that was. The wood was rotted and
all the screws fell out.
Are the bunks the felt covered slats the boat slides onto?

[rivercrazy]

You know this one time at band camp....:p

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
When I lauched my boat last weekend the bunks on my trailer
floated away. What a bitch that was. The wood was rotted and
all the screws fell out.
is the trailor a maytag? LOL!!:D :D :D

[Stupid Fast]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
When I lauched my boat last weekend the bunks on my trailer
floated away. What a bitch that was. The wood was rotted and
all the screws fell out.
Now that made me laugh......:D

[1stepcloser]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
When I lauched my boat last weekend the bunks on my trailer
floated away. What a bitch that was. The wood was rotted and
all the screws fell out.
That happened to me a couple of years ago, talk about embarrasing!:o
I had to use trailer repair tape to hold it together till I got home....:(
I think they need to be replaced every couple of years.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by rivercrazy
You know this one time at band camp....:p
do you have a flut or a trombone.. :p

[1stepcloser]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Are the bunks the felt covered slats the boat slides onto?
Uhhh....yes. Yes they are.:D

[BarryMac]

anybody seen the new Rex Marine catalog???
I haven't either, oh sorry that is off the original subject, what was it again?
gjb

[rivercrazy]

How much resistance do the wire connections have that impact how bright the trailer lights will be?:p

[1stepcloser]

Originally posted by gottajetboat
anybody seen the new Rex Marine catalog???
Sure....right here. (http://www.rexmar.com/productindex.htm)

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by 1stepcloser
Uhhh....yes. Yes they are.:D
Cool I just learned something new!
:D
Has anyone seen the New Hot Boat Issue this month?
Kevin kinda talks about us in his editorial.......................;)

[1stepcloser]

Originally posted by rivercrazy
How much resistance do the wire connections have that impact how bright the trailer lights will be?:p
Are you talking about 6v or 12v applications?

[rivercrazy]

110V with capacitors....:D

[HCS]

Originally posted by 1stepcloser
That happened to me a couple of years ago, talk about embarrasing!:o
I had to use trailer repair tape to hold it together till I got home....:(
I think they need to be replaced every couple of years.
It was messed up. I had to have people help me hold the bunks
in place to get my boat on the trailer.:o
So this weekend I'm making up new bunks. I got to be ready for
the 4th of July.

[1stepcloser]

Originally posted by rivercrazy
110V with capacitors....:D
Well, you may not know this, but the capacitors are gonna use some of the available energy, thereby lowering the voltage, which, in turn, will make the lights not as bright.

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
It was messed up. I had to have people help me hold the bunks
in place to get my boat on the trailer.:o
So this weekend I'm making up new bunks. I got to be ready for
the 4th of July.
I was wondering how you got your boat out of the water...did the tape hold for the ride home?

[HCS]

Originally posted by Debbolas
I was wondering how you got your boat out of the water...did the tape hold for the ride home?
The wieght of the boat and cranking down on the straps on the
back of the boat held them in place.

[Stupid Fast]

Originally posted by rivercrazy
110V with capacitors....:D
How do you have 110 to your trailer lights? AC or DC? Do you like it better than 12v or 6v?

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
The wieght of the boat and cranking down on the straps on the
back of the boat held them in place.
I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!
I learn something every day:D :cool: :D

[1stepcloser]

You know how if you throw a toaster in a bathtub it electrifies all the water, and can kill you?
Do you suppose that if you put say, a 440 line in a lake it would electrify the whole lake?

[FREIND OF AA AND TA]

Is it hot in Havavsu now?
Bosch dishwashers are the best!
Without those girls, we would only be on gear heads.
I vote for Bre-V- and D:D

[Stupid Fast]

Originally posted by 1stepcloser
You know how if you throw a toaster in a bathtub it electrifies all the water, and can kill you?
Do you suppose that if you put say, a 440 line in a lake it would electrify the whole lake?
I don't know if it does the whole lake but I do know it is illeagal to fish with electric.........:rolleyes:

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by 1stepcloser
You know how if you throw a toaster in a bathtub it electrifies all the water, and can kill you?
Do you suppose that if you put say, a 440 line in a lake it would electrify the whole lake?
They always show people dieing in bathtubs when the radio or blow dryer falls in with them.
One time, back in the 60's, Frito Lay did a commercial , remember the one, where the crunch of the potato chip was soooo loud!?
That was their main selling point. Some bright ad guy, thought it would be a good idea to have an actor bite a chip and then all these pigons fly off in the background, because of the noise....
They decided to put a small shock in the ground, so the pigons would fly off, well you guessed it, they put too much of a shock in the ground and all the pigons fell over dead! LOL:D
(This was before PETA, when they use to trip horses in movies)

[HCS]

I use to fish with a generator and some jumper cables. I could
feed the family for a month that way.

[rrrr]

You can use a hand crank megohm tester as a dandy lil' fish catcher. Throw the leads in the water, crank 'er up and dinner floats to the surface...
Just don't use it in the bathtub or the dishwasher.

[HCS]

Originally posted by Debbolas
They always show people dieing in bathtubs when the radio or blow dryer falls in with them.
One time, back in the 60's, Frito Lay did a commercial , remember the one, where the crunch of the potato chip was soooo loud!?
That was their main selling point. Some bright ad guy, thought it would be a good idea to have an actor bite a chip and then all these pigons fly off in the background, because of the noise....
They decided to put a small shock in the ground, so the pigons would fly off, well you guessed it, they put too much of a shock in the ground and all the pigons fell over dead! LOL:D
(This was before PETA, when they use to trip horses in movies)
My favorite chips are those new jalapeno chips. They go great with Coronas.

[Mandelon]

My wife makes great pies. Lemon meringue, Blackberry cobbler. Oooh doggy. I love to eat her pie.

[rrrr]

I fuggin' hate pigeons.

[Huckleberry]

Does anyone think the Cubs have a chance of making the play-offs this Year?

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
My favorite chips are those new jalapeno chips. They go great with Coronas.
I like the new Guacamole Doritos!
YUM!;)

[Stupid Fast]

I used to use an old crank type phone......It works great......I would go up a creek in the little boat......throw the leads in and crank away.......colect all the fish that floated up and use them for bait in the river.

[Huckleberry]

Originally posted by Debbolas
I like the new Guacamole Doritos!
YUM!;)
What does this have to do with the Cubbies?

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by Huckleberry
What does this have to do with the Cubbies?
What does this have to do with favorite potato chips....;)

[HCS]

Originally posted by Huckleberry
What does this have to do with the Cubbies?
I like those little cubbies under the front of the bow of the boat.
There really handy for putting beach towels and other crap in.
That way that stuff isn't thrown all over the boat.

[Debbolas]

I love my cuddy cabin that has cubby's in it...........that I have to go clean now...............bye;)

[rrrr]

Originally posted by Debbolas
I love my cuddy cabin that has cubby's in it...........that I have to go clean now...............bye;)
Debbolas and MFV need to get Internet capable cell phones. Then they could be mobile post ho's. :D :D :D
Bet they'd get some mean callouses on that index finger. :D :D

[1stepcloser]

Any one ever eat at La Salsa? They have a new salsa.....in the medium catagory.....Damn....that stuffs awesome.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by rrrr
Debbolas and MFV need to get Internet capable cell phones. Then they could be mobile post ho's. :D :D :D
Bet they'd get some mean callouses on that index finger. :D :D
LOL!! I have no letters on my keyboard.. maybe your right.. :D :D :D

[That Guy]

My friend says it burns when he urinates especially after fishing with a toaster, while eating doritos and rooting for the cubs. This post brought to you by Maytag...for all your dishwashing needs.

[Bre]

Originally posted by sbark1
My friend says it burns when he urinates especially after fishing with a toaster, while eating doritos and rooting for the cubs. This post brought to you by Maytag...for all your dishwashing needs.
:eek:

[1stepcloser]

Originally posted by sbark1
My friend says it burns when he urinates especially after fishing with a toaster, while eating doritos and rooting for the cubs. This post brought to you by Maytag...for all your dishwashing needs.
What the hell does that have to do with desert racing?

[TRIMM MANN]

Originally posted by FREIND OF AA AND TA
Is it hot in Havavsu now?
Bosch dishwashers are the best!
Without those girls, we would only be on gear heads.
I vote for Bre-V- and D:D
Is this you Mike B

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by dirty old man
Has anyone noticed that no matter what the subject is, there are at least 2 ladies(that for now shall remain nameless) that always change the thought to something completely out of context? You could ask a question about a prop and they'ed talk about dishwashers. Is this deliberate, are they playing games or putting us on? I can't figure out whats going on, but then again I'm just a dirty old man.
no, haven't noticed that at all...:D

[FREIND OF AA AND TA]

Originally posted by TRIMM MANN
Is this you Mike B
Yep! Who you be?

[FREIND OF AA AND TA]

Never mind! Hey K!
What do you think about burning pee? :D

[TRIMM MANN]

Originally posted by FREIND OF AA AND TA
Never mind! Hey K!
What do you think about burning pee? :D
Have to say I enjoy it....Doesn't everyone:confused:
Are you going up this weekend?

[HCS]

Better see a doctor. Burning pee and desert racing could be a problem.

[FREIND OF AA AND TA]

OK i'm dun with this. No I'm not going this weekend. We are all going to Long Beach for the ski races. c-ya the 4th

[welk2party]

Anyone wish that today is Friday?

[TRIMM MANN]

I'll see you on the 4th. Get ready to do some drinking.

[1stepcloser]

Originally posted by welk2party
Anyone wish that today is Friday?
That movie cracks me up. Classic.

[That Guy]

Originally posted by 1stepcloser
What the hell does that have to do with desert racing?
Not a damn thing... but why would you be racing desserts anyway?:D :D I know, I know.

[rrrr]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
Better see a doctor. Burning pee and desert racing could be a problem.
Burning desert pee racing?

[Stupid Fast]

Have you ever gotten drunk and stood at the top of a hill and pissed with a buddy to see whos pee reached the bottom first? Or for that matter....Had a "sword fight" when you were kids (or 25)?

[HCS]

Originally posted by Stupid Fast
Have you ever gotten drunk and stood at the top of a hill and pissed witha buddy to see whos bee reached the bottom first? Or for that matter....Had a "sword fight" when you were kids (or 25)?
I hate getting stung by bees.:rolleyes:

[summerlove]

I hate it when I sneeze and then fart at the same time! If I'm alone I am amused, but if it happens at work, I usually blame it on my secretary....:rolleyes:
oops.....

[rrrr]

I like spreading balm on my secretary when she is under my desk changing light bulbs.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

I nearly got stung by some bees when I was watering the animals this morning.
LMAO, this is the funniest thread I've read in a loooonnnnnggg time.

[That Guy]

Originally posted by summerlove
I hate it when I sneeze and then fart at the same time! If I'm alone I am amused, but if it happens at work, I usually blame it on my secretary....:rolleyes:
oops.....
Me too. I can't understand why sneezing and farting are connected at all. I mean they come from different places, don't they? It isn't like I burp and pee at the same time. I mean sometimes I do....but.....ok I will go back outside and continue fishing and repairing our toaster.

[topless]

Sometimes when you have gas and sneeze, you do both at the same time.

[summerlove]

Originally posted by topless
Sometimes when you have gas and sneeze, you do both at the same time.
Yea, there's a few times while at the gas station while filling the truck up I have sneezed....;) It's soooo embarrassing.....:rolleyes:

[miller19j]

You ever wonder how many people go to a urinal, see that sanitized by swisher is a publicly traded company and go buy stock in them?

[HCS]

Originally posted by topless
Sometimes when you have gas and sneeze, you do both at the same time.
"You do?" "Or you do?" "Or do you?":confused:

[summerlove]

Originally posted by miller19j
You ever wonder how many people go to a urinal, see that sanitized by swisher is a publicly traded company and go buy stock in them?
Kind of like death and taxes....everyone has to pee, right?

[mirvin]

Hey look, a chicken!!!
mirvin:)

[topless]

I heard when you get old and sneeze, you might pee your pants.

[miller19j]

Originally posted by mirvin
Hey look, a chicken!!!
mirvin:)
Where?

[mirvin]

Originally posted by miller19j
Where?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
mirvin;)

[miller19j]

Originally posted by mirvin
You ever seen a grown man naked?
mirvin;)
You ever been in a Turkish Prison? :D

[Stupid Fast]

I don't mind peeing at work but I hate takeing a poop. We use porta-Johns in the field and there is nothing worse than droping one and it splashes blue crap on your ass......

[mirvin]

Originally posted by miller19j
You ever been in a Turkish Prison? :D
Hey look, a chicken!! (it's an AD/HD thing)
mirvin;)

[miller19j]

Originally posted by mirvin
Hey look, a chicken!! (it's an AD/HD thing)
mirvin;)
LMAO... :D

[HCS]

Originally posted by topless
I heard when you get old and sneeze, you might pee your pants.
Your sounding like Tom Brown.
Stay on subject.:D

[mirvin]

How bout dem Dodgers???
mirvin;)

[topless]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
Your sounding like Tom Brown.
Stay on subject.:D
I got your subject right here!;)

[miller19j]

I’m double jointed :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Hey Nice Beaver,,,,,
thanks I just had it stuffed..
:eek: :eek: :D :D

[miller19j]

I think that legwarmers and big hair are Sexy! :D

[topless]

Originally posted by miller19j
I’m double jointed :D
Can you turn your head all the way around like an owl?

[MJ19]

Originally posted by miller19j
I’m double jointed :D
In the strangest places :eek:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by miller19j
I think that legwarmers and big hair are Sexy! :D
LOL!! :D :D

[miller19j]

Originally posted by topless
Can you turn your head all the way around like an owl? Define “Head” :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by MJ19
In the strangest places :eek:
:eek: details.. please.. :D :D :D

[mirvin]

None of us are as dumb as all of us.
mirvin:D

[topless]

Originally posted by miller19j
Define “Head” :D
It's the thing on top supported by the thingy underneath it.;) :D

[miller19j]

Originally posted by topless
It's the thing on top supported by the thingy underneath it.;) :D In that case ...... Yep I can! :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by topless
It's the thing on top supported by the thingy underneath it.;) :D
are you sur the thingy on top off the bottom thingy is a thingy.:D

[MJ19]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
are you sur the thingy on top off the bottom thingy is a thingy.:D
a double jointed owl thingy that can turn 360 degrees :eek: :p

[topless]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
are you sur the thingy on top off the bottom thingy is a thingy.:D I've heard it called a pop up too.;)

[miller19j]

I hate post w h o r e s :D ;)

[HCS]

What's your main pupose of your thingy?

[topless]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
What's your main pupose of your thingy? Who's thingy are you asking about?

[mirvin]

Originally posted by miller19j
I hate post w h o r e s :D ;)
What about PHILF's - "Post WHores I'd Like to ****"???
mirvin

[MJ19]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
What's your main pupose of your thingy?
Safety Pin Holder :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by MJ19
a double jointed owl thingy that can turn 360 degrees :eek: :p
LOL!!:eek: :D thank you..

[Desert Rat]

Originally posted by miller19j
I’m double jointed :D
You have TWO PECKERS??:eek!:

[topless]

Originally posted by mirvin
What about PHILF's - "Post WHores I'd Like to ****"???
mirvin
That sounds philfy dirty.:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by topless
I've heard it called a pop up too.;)
LMAO!! yah a pop-up.. pup tent..:D :D :D

[Desert Rat]

What movie is this from
"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS" :rolleyes:

[mirvin]

Originally posted by topless
That sounds philfy dirty.:D
;)

[HCS]

Originally posted by topless
Who's thingy are you asking about?
Your thingy's! Certainly not TB's:eek:
:D

[mirvin]

Originally posted by Desert Rat
What movie is this from
"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS" :rolleyes:
Better Off Dead
mirvin;)

[topless]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
Your thingy's! Certainly not TB's:eek:
:D
So let me get this straight. You want to know the MAIN purpose of my thingy or the main PURPOSE of my thingy?

[topless]

Originally posted by mirvin
Better Off Dead
mirvin;)
That is one of my favorite movies.

[MJ19]

Who's tired and ready for an afternoon nap :confused: ;)

[mirvin]

Originally posted by topless
That is one of my favorite movies.
It's a classic.
"That's a dam shame folks be throwin' away a perfeclty good white boy like that";) :D
mirvin:p

[HCS]

What's for lunch?

[topless]

Originally posted by mirvin
It's a classic.
"That's a dam shame folks be throwin' away a perfeclty good white boy like that";) :D
mirvin:p
I thought it was a shame he used a perfectly good writing utensil.

[MJ19]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
What's for lunch?
Shouldn't that be in the "what's for lunch?" thread ;)
I had a banana :D

[topless]

Anyone getting pop ups today?

[HCS]

Originally posted by MJ19
Shouldn't that be in the "what's for lunch?" thread ;)
I had a banana :D
What's that have to do with anything?:D

[HCS]

Originally posted by topless
Anyone getting pop ups today?
No pop up yet. The thingy is down.

[1stepcloser]

Originally posted by Stupid Fast:
Have you ever gotten drunk with a buddy and had a "sword fight"?
:eek: I cant believe that everyone is gonna let this pass by without a comment.:eek:
Guys who have "sword fights" with other guys = GAY!!

[HCS]

If they make same sex unions legal.
Can a lesbian that's in a same sex union also legally get married to a man?
Or is that polygamy?

[topless]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
If they make same sex unions legal.
Can a lesbian that's in a same sex union also legally get married to a man?
Or is that polygamy?
Sounds like wishful thinking to me.;)

[1stepcloser]

I thought Unions were already legal?
Though, I think they're run by some shady people......

[HCS]

Originally posted by topless
Sounds like wishful thinking to me.;)
Would that be a legal 3way?:D

[topless]

So would they both have to marry the guy to make it a legal threesome?

[summerlove]

Originally posted by topless
So would they both have to marry the guy to make it a legal threesome?
I hate it when that happens....;)
Reminds me of a movie..."Is there a Gaylord Focker here????":D

[That Guy]

Just drive the car Focker.:cool:

[That Guy]

Originally posted by 1stepcloser
:eek: I cant believe that everyone is gonna let this pass by without a comment.:eek:
Guys who have "sword fights" with other guys = GAY!!
I couldn't believe everyone let that one go as well. Paper or plastic?

[Stupid Fast]

Originally posted by 1stepcloser
:eek: I cant believe that everyone is gonna let this pass by without a comment.:eek:
Guys who have "sword fights" with other guys = GAY!!
To be honest I am surprised myself.:rolleyes:

[HCS]

Originally posted by topless
So would they both have to marry the guy to make it a legal threesome?
The man can't be legally be married to 2 women. One of the women would just have to be a hangnail.

[topless]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
The man can't be legally be married to 2 women. One of the women would just have to be a hangnail.
What if they ar Mormons?

[Desert Rat]

SWORD FIGHTS??
Can we PLEASE change the subject :D

[topless]

What are you a gay basher or just don't like violence?:confused:

[socalnuts]

:)

[summerlove]

Originally posted by summerlove
Reminds me of a movie..."Is there a Gaylord Focker here????":D
re: the lesbian couple and the straight guy - ;) No one got it?:confused:

[topless]

No.........sorry. (and I watched the movie more than once):frown:

[No Regrets]

Coors Light or Corona?

[summerlove]

Originally posted by topless
No.........sorry. (and I watched the movie more than once):frown:
Ok girlie, I'll explain. If there are two lesbians and the guy is straight and he does the dirty deed, is he then a Gay Focker?
Oh, and coors Light at the river and corona or Pacifico at home.

[topless]

Originally posted by summerlove
Ok girlie, I'll explain. If there are two lesbians and the guy is straight and he does the dirty deed, is he then a Gay Focker?
Oh, and coors Light at the river and corona or Pacifico at home.
Oh NOW I feel stupid......Thanks alot! LMAO tho:D

[summerlove]

Originally posted by topless
Oh NOW I feel stupid......Thanks alot! LMAO tho:D
You're welcome!:D

[HCS]

Originally posted by socalnuts
Buying a new house - what upgrades should i take as most seem to be a rip off?
Number 1! The bathrooms, make sure and look for hidden damage.
Number 2 which can also be number 1. The roof, if there's any
question about it, make them replace it. Even if they have it
certified.

[No Regrets]

Originally posted by socalnuts
Buying a new house - what upgrades should i take as most seem to be a rip off?
Definitely go with the 525HP's and the GPS speedo.
Oh - and dont forget the Line-X bedliner.

[HCS]

Originally posted by No Regrets
Definitely go with the 525HP's and the GPS speedo.
Oh - and dont forget the Line-X bedliner.
And the overload springs in the back. That's a must when loaded
down.

[Desert Rat]

If you can get a Kanutor thats chrome go for it.
also the old wash tub flower gardens are a must with any landscaping theme!

[topless]

Don't forget the pink flamingos:D

[summerlove]

Originally posted by topless
Don't forget the pink flamingos:D
or the fully stocked bar!

[HCS]

Anyone know where I can get a big block made into a glass top
coffee table?

[That Guy]

Thought many of you may have missed this literary masterpiece that traveled the boards most of today so thought I would resend it to the top.....buy maytag. By the way, read it all the way through...it is f'ing hilarious.

[HCS]

Originally posted by dirty old man
Has anyone noticed that no matter what the subject is, there are at least 2 ladies(that for now shall remain nameless) that always change the thought to something completely out of context? You could ask a question about a prop and they'ed talk about dishwashers. Is this deliberate, are they playing games or putting us on? I can't figure out whats going on, but then again I'm just a dirty old man.
Why would you not name them? I have never met a women that
does not change the subject.
For instance, I hop in my Chevy Suburban today and I hear this scraping noise.
So I think what the f-uck is that?.
So I turn the wheel back and forth and it gets worse. WTF?:confused:
So I look beneath my Sub. what do I find?. The backing plate on
the rear drum is all jacked up and rubbing against the drum.
So I think WTF, did I run over something?:confused: All day long I ponder, what the hell did I hit?
Was it at the Giants game when I met JetBoatRich? Or at CFW where we hooked up with Her454?:confused:
So I ask the wife. (Did you hit something with the Suburban?)
Wife....Oh ya, I thought I told you. I fell off the motor home ramp
last night at my parents house.
Me...NO! you didn't tell me!
Wife...I'm sorry what do you want for dinner?
Me...Nothing I'm working on the truck.
:rolleyes:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LMAO!!;) :D

[HCS]

Is there differant size pasties for differant size nipples?

[roostwear]

Originally posted by Stupid Fast
I don't know if it does the whole lake but I do know it is illeagal to fish with electric.........:rolleyes:
And dynamite. Don't know why... explains why I haven't been fishing in years.

[1stepcloser]

My brother and I went riding out at Bell mountain many years ago, and in the early afternoon, we were sitting back at the truck, taking a break, and we feel the ground shake, quickly followed by a terribly loud BOOOM.......We look across the valley to the east and see a giant dust cloud forming at the base of a hill....

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
Is there differant size pasties for differant size nipples?
I don't think they make them big enough for naughty Shannon . . . Bre? What do you think?

[That Guy]

Originally posted by Mrs. Sportin' Wood
I don't think they make them big enough for naughty Shannon . . . Bre? What do you think?
Sure they do, they're called paper plates...:D :rolleyes: :p :eek: :eek!:

[HCS]

Bologna covers.;)

[Stupid Fast]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
Bologna covers.;)
You know we used to call them Telephone Dials.....(before push button).
I need a new cell phone.....Mine keeps shutting off in the oddest places.........like Donneriks pub......the Granville Street Tavern....BW3's.....It is really wierd....

[1stepcloser]

Mine does that too.
Damndest thing.....It will ring, and if I ignore it, it shuts off after it gives the meesage tone.:confused:

[Stupid Fast]

It is a damn good thing nextels servise sucks or the wrong people may just figure out what is wrong with my phone......:eek:

[MJ19]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
Is there differant size pasties for differant size nipples?
I believe we used to call them band-aids & hub-caps...depending on your needs :D
Now Bre can fix you up with custom sized decorative stay on all day proper pasties :D

[HCS]

Originally posted by MJ19
I believe we used to call them band-aids & hub-caps...depending on your needs :D
Now Bre can fix you up with custom sized decorative stay on all day proper pasties :D
I have a box of Mickey Mouse band-aids. Those will work.
Thanks.
Tom