What did I learn this weekend?

[Havasu Hangin']

1. Jrocket should be an expert at cleaning up barf out of his new truck by now.
2. If you think you broke your boat...to prevent looking like a complete idiot...check your lanyards.
3. Danforth anchors suck (even if supplied by the manufacturer).
4. Huckleberry is good people (for a Delaminator owner).
5. High profile boat + wind = no fun at the ramp.
6. There's a BIG hole at the end of the ramp at Crazyhorse.
7. The CRIT fire team will shut down a road just because they can.
and finally...
8. XTRM22 drinks like a little girl! :p

[JetBoatRich]

good to hear you got something out of the weekend:rolleyes:

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
good to hear you got something out of the weekend:rolleyes:
It's my goal in life to learn one thing per year...
...so I got 8 years quota in one weekend!

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
It's my goal in life to learn one thing per year...
...so I got 8 years quota in one weekend!
Almost like Jethro... gradutated the 8th grade!
I think I gotta fix the lanyard switch on my boat... even though it isn't much of a hot rod... it'd save a lot of embarassment if I managed to get tossed...

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
I think I gotta fix the lanyard switch on my boat... even though it isn't much of a hot rod... it'd save a lot of embarassment if I managed to get tossed...
Embarassing is when you pull the lanyard on the engine that runs the power steering...
...with lots of boats around (and a nice crosswind).

[GlastronGuy]

I like my Danforth anchor.
The others don't sound like much fun.
:(

[Jrocket]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
1. Jrocket should be an expert at cleaning up barf out of his new truck by now.
Talk about pissed! My daughter full on projectile puked 3 times and then spit up 3 more times in the back seat of my BRAND NEW crew cab pick up,with leather.Each time I had to pull over and remover the car seat and fully clean everything.After she was all done she looked at me and tried to say sorry daddy.What can ya do,shes only 23 months old.:( Took over 5 hours to get to Parker that night.
This trip was her first time in Dads boat.She absolutely loves it.I cant wait for next weekend already.

[rivercrazy]

I'll say this about HH's new boat. If your a jet boat, don't race him off the line. That sukka flat out hauls the mail from a standing start......Stereo sounds REEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYYY quiet though! :D

[bear down]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
1. .
6. There's a BIG hole at the end of the ramp at Crazyhorse.
7
I assume you tried to either launch or retreive your boat at the ramp closest to the entrance. The ramp has a 2 foot drop off and is very hard to pull out of the launch ramp unless you use a 2x4 as a ramp or lever. I always try to launch out of the VIP side of the ramp.

[checkster]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
1. Jrocket should be an expert at cleaning up barf out of his new truck by now.
2. If you think you broke your boat...to prevent looking like a complete idiot...check your lanyards.
3. Danforth anchors suck (even if supplied by the manufacturer).
4. Huckleberry is good people (for a Delaminator owner).
5. High profile boat + wind = no fun at the ramp.
6. There's a BIG hole at the end of the ramp at Crazyhorse.
7. The CRIT fire team will shut down a road just because they can.
and finally...
8. XTRM22 drinks like a little girl! :p
NO SHIITEE!!!! Someone else gets called Huckleberry.....What a relief!!!!!!

[Three Days Only]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
6. There's a BIG hole at the end of the ramp at Crazyhorse.
Thats a fact jack you got to launch on the far left side if your facing the water!!!!! Otherwise, crash, theres goes the trailer.

[Tom Brown]

Next weekend try to learn about 6 volt golf cart batteries.

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by GlastronGuy
I like my Danforth anchor.
I bet they work well in sand- too bad Havasu doesn't have any.
Originally posted by rivercrazy
I'll say this about HH's new boat. If your a jet boat, don't race him off the line. That sukka flat out hauls the mail from a standing start......
So I'm cruising through the channel...and who do I see?
A Needles local with no Havasu permit! Of course, we told them to leave...I tried to escort them back to Needles...but they were no where to be found...
...I would have thought that Shockwave had more in it. :eek:
Originally posted by Three Days Only
Thats a fact jack you got to launch on the far left side if your facing the water!!!!! Otherwise, crash, theres goes the trailer.
Thanks for the warning.
The repair bill is coming your way.
:cool:

[Huckleberry]

HH,
Sounds like you were schooled well this weekend, so to speak! Both you and Dawn are good folks too! And you're dead on right about Chuck drinking like a girlie! Wait til I download the pics from this weekend! You shoulda seen the look on his wife's fce when we came back from the market Sat evening, as we wen 4X4'ing in his back yard!!! :eek: A good time was had by all!!!

[boatnam2]

i meet a guy at the ramp once wont mention any names 21ft lavey with red flames that had his hatch up and just couldnt understand why his new boat would not start.i asked him to check his lanyard switch and she fired right up.

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Huckleberry
You shoulda seen the look on his wife's fce when we came back from the market Sat evening, as we wen 4X4'ing in his back yard!!! :eek: A good time was had by all!!!
We were really trying to make it to Chuck's to witness the carnage...but forces of nature were working against us getting the boat put away. Maybe next time...
Beautiful boat...by the way.
Originally posted by boatnam2
i meet a guy at the ramp once wont mention any names 21ft lavey with red flames that had his hatch up and just couldnt understand why his new boat would not start.i asked him to check his lanyard switch and she fired right up.
Did he say "Lavey me alone...I know what I'm doing!"

[rrrr]

Originally posted by rivercrazy
I'll say this about HH's new boat. If your a jet boat, don't race him off the line. That sukka flat out hauls the mail from a standing start......Stereo sounds REEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYYY quiet though! :D
He needs some capacitors.
:eek: :D

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Embarassing is when you pull the lanyard on the engine that runs the power steering...
...with lots of boats around (and a nice crosswind).
Your Cigarette has 2 lanyard switches? My Delaminator had 1 for 2 engines.

[Sleek-Jet]

Originally posted by Jrocket
Talk about pissed! My daughter full on projectile puked 3 times and then spit up 3 more times in the back seat of my BRAND NEW crew cab pick up,with leather.Each time I had to pull over and remover the car seat and fully clean everything.After she was all done she looked at me and tried to say sorry daddy.What can ya do,shes only 23 months old.:( Took over 5 hours to get to Parker that night.
This trip was her first time in Dads boat.She absolutely loves it.I cant wait for next weekend already.
That's why I like leather. I've cleaned puke out of fabric to many times. Leather is just wipe up and go. (I've got a niece that has a weak traveling stomach).

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Your Cigarette has 2 lanyard switches? My Delaminator had 1 for 2 engines.
Yep.
I guess that's for when I fall halfway out of the boat.
BTW...we had a 38' Eagle pull up next to us in the channel...it was an "East Coast vs West Coast" thing...

[mbrown2]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
7. The CRIT fire team will shut down a road just because they can.
Guess you had to do the detour as well....god dam smoke signals...

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by mbrown2
Guess you had to do the detour as well....god dam smoke signals...
Yeah...the CRIT Fire Team (a guy in a tee shirt) told me to turn around and take the detour...but couldn't explain why cars were coming through from the other way.
BTW...it was ALOT of fun pulling my boat on old Hwy 95....

[mbrown2]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Yeah...the CRIT Fire Team (a guy in a tee shirt) told me to turn around and take the detour...but couldn't explain why cars were coming through from the other way.
BTW...it was ALOT of fun pulling my boat on old Hwy 95....
I hear ya....Rice Road looks like a freeway
By the size of those Smoke Plumes...must have been alot high speed internet communications...those guys are getting hi-tech..

[XTRM22]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
and finally...
8. XTRM22 drinks like a little girl! :p
SO by this do you mean A. I drink to slow, B. I get drunk to easy, C. you're commenting on the sun dress I was wearing? :D Like Hucklebery said things didn't get ugly till I started trying to Rock crawl the F350 through the side yard landscaping!:p Anyway It was nice meeting ya, and your wife is a sweetheart.
Chuck

[Havasu_Dreamin]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
7. The CRIT fire team will shut down a road just because they can.
No kidding! That sucked!

[Three Days Only]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Yep.
BTW...we had a 38' Eagle pull up next to us in the channel...it was an "East Coast vs West Coast" thing...
Thats what im talking about, always take them out into the rough stuff, & show em what you got!!!

[BoatFloating]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
1. Jrocket should be an expert at cleaning up barf out of his new truck by now.
2. If you think you broke your boat...to prevent looking like a complete idiot...check your lanyards.
3. Danforth anchors suck (even if supplied by the manufacturer).
4. Huckleberry is good people (for a Delaminator owner).
5. High profile boat + wind = no fun at the ramp.
6. There's a BIG hole at the end of the ramp at Crazyhorse.
7. The CRIT fire team will shut down a road just because they can.
and finally...
8. XTRM22 drinks like a little girl! :p
I guess I should of told you to use the left side of the ramp not the right....sorry.
Did you get in the way i told you???

[Three Days Only]

Originally posted by BoatFloating
I guess I should of told you to use the left side of the ramp not the right....sorry.
Did you get in the way i told you???
Way to go BoatFloatin, hopefully the bottoms of his fenders didnt get to badly torn up. Your always trying to steer a brother down a bad course.

[Huckleberry]

Originally posted by XTRM22
SO by this do you mean A. I drink to slow, B. I get drunk to easy, C. you're commenting on the sun dress I was wearing? :D Like Hucklebery said things didn't get ugly till I started trying to Rock crawl the F350 through the side yard landscaping!:p Anyway It was nice meeting ya, and your wife is a sweetheart.
Chuck
To make my selection on the three above, I just say "YES". It was funny to see how fast Patricia hid the keys after you got the truck off those bolders! :D No harm, no fowl, and a good time was had by all!!!

[spute]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
1. Jrocket should be an expert at cleaning up barf out of his new truck by now.
2. If you think you broke your boat...to prevent looking like a complete idiot...check your lanyards.
3. Danforth anchors suck (even if supplied by the manufacturer).
4. Huckleberry is good people (for a Delaminator owner).
5. High profile boat + wind = no fun at the ramp.
6. There's a BIG hole at the end of the ramp at Crazyhorse.
7. The CRIT fire team will shut down a road just because they can.
and finally...
8. XTRM22 drinks like a little girl! :p
hey hangin- where were you hangin with Huckleberry???

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by XTRM22
SO by this do you mean A. I drink to slow, B. I get drunk to easy, C. you're commenting on the sun dress I was wearing? :D Like Hucklebery said things didn't get ugly till I started trying to Rock crawl the F350 through the side yard landscaping!:p
I'll agree with Huckleberry. All of the above.
However, I'm a little disappointed nobody is asking me how many little girls I've drank with lately?
Man...I gotta setup all the jokes around here...
Originally posted by Three Days Only
Thats what im talking about, always take them out into the rough stuff, & show em what you got!!!
That's right...me and the guy with the Talon next to me were going to tell him to take his weak-sauce (swimstep-havin') lakeboat to the dog park where it belonged...
Originally posted by BoatFloating
I guess I should of told you to use the left side of the ramp not the right....sorry.
Did you get in the way i told you???
No...they charged me more when I told them I knew you.
3GO- you're off the hook...Goatblowing gets the bill.
Originally posted by spute
hey hangin- where were you hangin with Huckleberry???
Huckleberry let me tie up in Steamboat (I was very careful not to damage those beautiful checkers)...

[Skullinator]

1.
If you park next to HH you can't Move over for an eliminator
2.
Also meet HH and until after he left didn't even know it.
How many people out there have Cig Cafe racer thats all white and says GT Performance across the deck Sh*t i'm stupid sometimes.

[spute]

i was in steamboat all weekend. next time i'll float over for a hello!

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Skullinator
1.
If you park next to HH you can't Move over for an eliminator
2.
Also meet HH and until after he left didn't even know it.
Actually...it was Boxscore who was parked in there before you.
I guess it really is a small world after all...

[HAULNZ]

Originally posted by boatnam2
i meet a guy at the ramp once wont mention any names 21ft lavey with red flames that had his hatch up and just couldnt understand why his new boat would not start.i asked him to check his lanyard switch and she fired right up.
Could this be the same someone that was chummin from the front of his bow at OP6;) :D

[rivercrazy]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
So I'm cruising through the channel...and who do I see?
A Needles local with no Havasu permit! Of course, we told them to leave...I tried to escort them back to Needles...but they were no where to be found...
...I would have thought that Shockwave had more in it. :eek:
I was too busy listening to some tunes! What ya got in that sukka? Oh yea I remember! sccchhhh maybe I can hear some tunes.....maybe not! We should all pitch in and help HH in the stereo department with a mighty whitey honkey blaster!
Seriously though that boat is an awesome piece but with east coast graphics!:D

[77charger]

I think hh needs L7s and some trojan t 105s for a start on the stereo.How about the checkers to add to the all white tug boat?

[rivercrazy]

Hah! He'd be better off with a little AM radio than those food serving trays you call subs....:D

[XTRM22]

Ok I learned
1. My boat doesn't run very good on 7 cylinders (that was fixed pretty quickly)
2.HuckleBerry's Daytona is a wicked lookin ride up close!
3.Probably shouldn't try rock crawlin the F350 after many beers
3a. if so do it in neighbors yard (I'm going to have to powerwash the tire marks of my landscape rocks!)
4. Havasu Hanging really doesn't look like Danny Devito! more like Shrek:D
5. Decent cigars and cold beer are as good on the back of a Cig Cafe Racer as they are the back of a DCB!
Chuck

[77charger]

Originally posted by rivercrazy
Hah! He'd be better off with a little AM radio than those food serving trays you call subs....:D
Sure but for one sub in my boat is does sound good just wait til i double it and add another sub amp.I know you guys secret drool to a picture of them so called food trays.:D

[rivercrazy]

No matter how much more big macs you put on the table, filet mignon will always taste better! hehehehe:D

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by spute
i was in steamboat all weekend. next time i'll float over for a hello!
Absolutely (unless you don't like Coronas and Arturo Fuentes). http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/1/cool41.gif
Originally posted by rivercrazy
We should all pitch in and help HH in the stereo department with a mighty whitey honkey blaster!
Are you making fun of my Rockwood boxes? For your information...they are bungeed down...
Originally posted by XTRM22
HuckleBerry's Daytona is a wicked lookin ride up close!
...and far away.
Originally posted by XTRM22
Havasu Hanging really doesn't look like Danny Devito! more like Shrek
I'm kinda like Shrek's older (shorter) brother.
Originally posted by XTRM22
Decent cigars and cold beer are as good on the back of a Cig Cafe Racer as they are the back of a DCB!
DCB = Drinkin' Coronas, Baby!
Originally posted by 77charger
Sure but for one sub in my boat is does sound good just wait til i double it and add another sub amp.I know you guys secret drool to a picture of them so called food trays.:D
I gotta agree with RC.
If you do that to your boat...it'll remind me of that guy who ate nothing but McDonald's for a whole month. You can do it...
...but why?
:eek:

[77charger]

HH so it could be twice as loud as yours :D :D .

[RiverToysJas]

Originally posted by boatnam2
i meet a guy at the ramp once wont mention any names 21ft lavey with red flames that had his hatch up and just couldnt understand why his new boat would not start.i asked him to check his lanyard switch and she fired right up.
LOL! Yeah, that was me!!! :D In my meager defence, the boat was BRAND NEW, it was only like the second time it had been out - ever. My previous jet boat had no lanyards, or fancy hidden kill switches. :D I appreciated the help and that's a mistake you only make once!!! ;)
RTJas :D

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by 77charger
HH so it could be twice as loud as yours :D :D .
Lots of things are twice as loud as mine...
...a baby crying...fingers down a chalkboard...Jason passing gas....
...but that doesn't mean I want to hear it!

[77charger]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
LOL! Yeah, that was me!!! :D In my meager defence, the boat was BRAND NEW, it was only like the second time it had been out - ever. My previous jet boat had no lanyards, or fancy hidden kill switches. :D I appreciated the help and that's a mistake you only make once!!! ;)
RTJas :D beginner boaters.:D Well you are 1/3 legal in making a run in the speed zone at elsinore,All you need is the jacket and rainbow helmet.

[RiverToysJas]

Originally posted by 77charger
beginner boaters.:D Well you are 1/3 legal in making a run in the speed zone at elsinore,All you need is the jacket and rainbow helmet.
That wasn't Elsinore, I was making my speed runs at Perris, where it was 3/3 illegal! ;)
RTJas :D

[playdeep]

...When approaching HH at Havasu,in an Eliminator,there are certain things you have to do.
1.Follow (with great caution)at a distance.(To make sure he is not armed)
2.Have all Eliminator insignia's on your're boat taped over(DCB written in crayon.)
3.Have a bullhorn to announce your intention as you approach.
4.Ask quickly for an autograph(have $29.95 in cash) and be on your way...;)

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by playdeep
1.Follow (with great caution)at a distance.(To make sure he is not armed)
WRONG (I am always armed).
Originally posted by playdeep
2.Have all Eliminator insignia's on your're boat taped over(DCB written in crayon.)
WRONG (please write it with a Sharpie).
Originally posted by playdeep
3.Have a bullhorn to announce your intention as you approach.
WRONG (the bullhorn is usually needed because of your loud Delaminator paint jobs)
Originally posted by playdeep
4.Ask quickly for an autograph(have $29.95 in cash) and be on your way...;)
WRONG (you Delaminator guys crack me up...always lowballin' everyone. The correct price is $39.95)
Now...before you Delaminator guys get your checkered panties in a bunch...I'M JUST KIDDING. To prove my point, I was tied up to Huckleberry's Daytona all day long...
...and only broke out in hives a couple times.

[Tom Slick]

HH,
Your remind me of a ghost on Scooby Doo. Every time that I park next to you, you seem to elude me and disappear into the sunset. First a couple of years ago when I parked next to your tug boat in the channel and again this weekend in Skully’s Talon. It wasn’t until you pulled out that I realized that the guy in the bitchin Cig Café Racer with the GT Performance sticker on the deck was the mystery man Havasu Hangin. Don’t worry my friend, I have you on video tape this time and you won’t get away as easy next time mister.
See you soon.
:D

[rivercrazy]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Lots of things are twice as loud as mine...
...a baby crying...fingers down a chalkboard...Jason passing gas....
...but that doesn't mean I want to hear it!
ROFLMFAO.....Or smell it:yuk: