Excuses Why Rat isnt Boating this Weekend...Add your Own>

Sorry Bro...this should be fun (I'll Start)...lets take it to 100 (that won't be hard)...LOL
1). I already put Winter time air in the Trailer Tires.:D:p

I already put the 47 coats of wintertime WAX on it....:eek: :rolleyes:

#3 There was a cloud in the sky. I didn't want to risk the chance of getting the boat wet. :D

#4)
I had to pluck the grey out of my goatee.
(That takes hours) :D

Already put in the Winter Oil.....:rolleyes:

#6) Uh...the boats covered, and theres no wrinkles in it:D

#7) I'd have to check the fuel level again. (2nd time in 3 years)

#8) Uh....ROTFLMAO (i cant take it) someone do #8 for me. I think I wet my shorts.:D

#8 I think I lost the keys.....:rolleyes:

#9). Sorry, i just waxed my trailer.:D