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For My Democratic Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
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Happy holidays to all the secular progressives out there. It's a shame your socialisitic leanings will keep you from enjoying the true spirit of this holiday season.
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Amen and Merry Christmas to all!
Do you think the far left will ever figure out who we are giving thanks to at Thanksgiving?:hammerhea
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I really don't care what any of those freaks think. this is
America and I celebrate Thanksgiving by saying thank you
to my heavenly father for what I have, I celebrate the birth
of Jesus Christ who I believe is my savior, at Christmas
and I respectfully remember his sacrifice for us at Easter.
I also still believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
I'm 46 years old and they haven't failed me one time!
Have a great Christmas everyone.
Keith Sayre
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Merry Christmas, Happy New Year to all
