What do you say when the Mormons come knocking on your door

Ask them to come in. After they sit down, pop your favorite porn in the DVD.
They won't be back.

Ask them to come in. After they sit down, pop your favorite porn in the DVD.
They won't be back.
:jawdrop:

Ask them to come in. After they sit down, pop your favorite porn in the DVD.
They won't be back.
and say Look, it's written in the first Testicle

so do you do the same with Jahova witness.. ( sp ck) they will not leave very easy..

Pesky Mormons, I get all kinds of christians coming to the house, it's such a pain in the ass, beat it, you don't see me knockin on your door to teach you a science lesson, don't come to mine telling me magic stories about turning water into wine. :D

and say Look, it's written in the first Testicle
That made me LOL...pretty loud. :D

I tell them not interested in joining their cult.

I tell them not interested in joining their cult.
LOL!! Cult is right.. if you have to go door to door to get people in your religion.. something is wrong.. with it..

Open the door, yell "Hail Satan" and shut the door.

everybody knows the universal language of a shotgun being loaded...SCHUK-SCHUk....:D
I saw a few of those in the two years I was a missionary.:eek: I was just upset that nobody had the guts to use it.:D
Paul