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10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex
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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.
3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
6 You've both gone down one clothing size.
7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.
8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
9. Boy, are you hungry!
10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
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after experiencing all of the above, you must toss off another just to "unwind".
Suey. Suey. Suuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeey.
Am I right or am I right.
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11. 42 seconds have passed since you got into bed.
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11. 42 seconds have passed since you got into bed.
Is that as long as it lasts? :confused:
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Is that as long as it lasts? :confused:
that depends on how good she gives head :D oh ...that was a sex for both post...my bad :p
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that depends on how good she gives head :D oh ...that was a sex for both post...my bad :p
LOL well actually did you know.............. :idea:
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LOL well actually did you know.............. :idea:
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:D :D :D
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:D :D :D
Not enough make you a waddle chinning wishesukim.
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Not enough make you a waddle chinning wishesukim.
What? :confused:
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Hang on let me get my hansonalator model 80 to decipher that. :confused: