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| Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks |
| you are an ass. |
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| Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No |
| hard feelings," |
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| The proctologist called |
| ...they found your head. |
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| Everyone has a photographic memory |
| ...some just don't have any film. |
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| Save your breath...You'll need it to |
| blow up your date. |
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| Your ridiculous little |
| opinion has been noted. |
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| I used to have a handle |
|on life..but it broke off. |
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| WANTED: Meaningful |
| overnight relationship. |
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| Guys...just because you have one, |
| doesn't mean you have to be one. |
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| Some people just don't know how to drive.. |
| I call these people "Everybody But Me," |
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| Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating |
| His animal friends. |
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| Don't like my driving? |
| Then quit watching me. |
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| If you can read this...I can |
| slam on my brakes and sue you. |
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| Some people are only alive because it |
| is illegal to shoot them. |
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|Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and|
| fragile to be out by itself. |
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| Hang up and drive!! |
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And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
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| Welcome to America |
| ...now speak English |
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All hilarious but #6 always makes me laugh hardest cuz it's just so damn snotty! :D #10 is another one of my favorites! :D
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I've always liked "Welcome To Oregon, Now Go Home!"
Do you know what bumper sticker started the whole bumper sticker craze back in the late 70's? Mucho chicklets to whoever can tell me. I've already given a hint.
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You have it wrong, it's "Welcome to California, now go home"
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LMAO!! there are a few that I would like to have made up.. :wink:
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You have it wrong, it's "Welcome to California, now go home"
Winner, Winner, Lucky Winner!! That is the one that started it all....Green to ya!
Actually, I have it right...we have enough Californians up here already. Doesn't matter to me anymore as I'll be moving out of the state when I'm done with school anyway...
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You have it wrong, it's "Welcome to California, now go home"
haha...or Now get the Hell oUT!
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I've always liked,
"Save the Whales,
Harpoon a Fat Chick"
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I've always liked,
"Save the Whales,
Harpoon a Fat Chick"
haha...thats funny.... We just say "NOFC" No Fat Chicks!
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I've always liked:
Pray for Whirled Peas
:)
