Ron Burgandy:

The Legend.
"It smells like Bigfoot's dick in here!"

"It smells like Bigfoot's dick in here!"
What the hell are you doin smellin Bigfoots Dick for anyway ???

"I'm stuck in a glass case of emotion"

"Did you motorboat them?"

I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch.
Don't act like your not impressed.

Why dont you go back to your home on hoar Island?
Hot Boat edited the proper spelling!!!

I ate a big red candle.

"60% of the time it works everytime"

::::COUGH!:::: Look over there!
Would you like to come to a pants party?
You have a breathtaking heiny... I want to be friends with it.
I'm going to punch you in the ovaries. Right in the baby maker.

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

"Years later, it will be discovered that I have an IQ of 40"

Ron Burgandy is the ballz.
How many of you have seen the 2nd Ron Burgandy movie made with all the rejected stuff from the first movie?

"San Diego....It's German for whales vagina"

"You play jazz flute?"
"I dabble".".

Uhhhhh....that's baby makin music!

... I got 2 tickets to the Gun show... :D

proud to live in SD

Mr. Burgandy! You have a MASSIVE erection!
LMAO....

Everybody knows: we're newsMEN!

He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

Hey Froggy, you weren't kidding when you said the Trident was light:
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. :D
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
:D :D :D

It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice...

How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don't know her name. What is it? Lanolin? La-lanolin, like-- like sheep's wool.

I know what you're asking yourself. And the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I aslo nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.

I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off.

"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!!!

Dont you know, I would never say the word f u c k. I would never f u c king ever f u c king say that! Ever!

Ron Burgandy is down.

I have some very urgent and breaking news: Cannon Ball!

I want to be ON you...

You stay classy on the information superhighway. That's computer lingo. You wouldn't understand.

I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. In the back of the head.

I love lamp!

I love desk.

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Hey, Garth. How's the divorce going? "Well, my wife's trying to keep the ki"-Fabulous!

loouudd Noises!!!!

Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.